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After all the zany stuff he's said over the years and especially this offseason, I think Hager deserves his own thread. If he stays healthy, he's going to have a great year for us.

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  • Props to @Longboard Horn for this gem that I've been laughing at all day.    

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  • Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position a

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Props to @Longboard Horn for this gem that I've been laughing at all day.

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

link the actual tweet

It's instagram. I don't insta.

Edit: thanks, Machinator

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Lulz at all the replies. They mad.

I insta now. Throw back from 5 years ago. Who woulda thunk it?

 

 

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Lulz at all the replies. They mad.

I'd love for any of them to make fun of his hair in real life. 

Given a certain amount of friction between his Dad and Mack, and MensaTom's close ties to Mack, it's not too difficult to understand the extent of the gulf between Herman and Hager that had to be bridged.

And... it will be interesting to see what kind if impact our next Legacy makes - I'm expecting some noise, even from a PWO.

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Given a certain amount of friction between his Dad and Mack, and MensaTom's close ties to Mack, it's not too difficult to understand the extent of the gulf between Herman and Hager that had to be bridged.

And... it will be interesting to see what kind if impact our next Legacy makes - I'm expecting some noise, even from a PWO.

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I’m guessing it has something to do with not offering first Hager son who wound up being a badass for Baylor. 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m guessing it has something to do with not offering first Hager son who wound up being a badass for Baylor. 

You have guessed... correctly.

 

I remember breck having a meaningless tackle while getting our ass kicked by ND and celebrating like he won us the game. My first thought that this guy is gonna be one of 'those' guys.  Glad he's grown up. 

I used to see Britt Hager all around west campus and various watering holes back in the day, to the point of being nodding acquaintances.  I never saw him without the fu manchu, I don't believe:

 

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His somewhat psychotic appearance was usually enhanced by the presence of Jon Hagy within spitting distance.

 

I never saw him looking as pretty as that AA photo above, where he's giving Jeff Ward a run for his money.

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Dude is gonna go absolutely apeshit.

The whole country will know his name on Sept 15th.

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Avatar checks out (with hardware in homage).

 

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7 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I saw Brecklyn drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

Bet his hair was perfect

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56 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

What draft pick does Metallica have?

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7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Not just Hager, but many of our players in the 80s looked like they were 35 year old truckers.  

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The part about Orlando "throwing no-hitters" and "calling a perfect game" was my favorite. TO is the main reason for my optimism going forward.

Also, here's a pic of me and Breckyn's pops from the 80's:

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The part about Orlando "throwing no-hitters" and "calling a perfect game" was my favorite. TO is the main reason for my optimism going forward.

Also, here's a pic of me and Breckyn's pops from the 80's:

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Which one are you?

4 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

Britt Hager was a stud. Not very big but he was a tackling machine. Hagy was a good player too. He was crazy off the field from what I heard.

He was actually a quiet, pretty nice, low-key guy despite his size (he wasn't that tall, but there was no mistaking he was a football player).  And yeah, Hagy was pretty psycho, very unpredictable and quick to fight people when drunk, which was often.  Didn't really fit together, as Hager was a bit of a redneck or country boy and Hagy wasn't, but they were pretty inseparable.

5 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

Britt Hager was a stud. Not very big but he was a tackling machine.

Yeah, and we gave him credit for tackles when he was anywhere near them, too.

Not that he wasn't a tackling machine, but that total his last year was comical.

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Not just Hager, but many of our players in the 80s looked like they were 35 year old truckers.  

I played a little intramural softball with Ken Hackemack so this hits close to home.

8 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

I played a little intramural softball with Ken Hackemack so this hits close to home.

I played hacky-sack once with a guy named Ken, so this hits close to home.

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

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1 minute ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

Probably.

1 minute ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

Only if he played for a team that I hate. If he were playing for Florida, or Michigan, or a half dozen other teams we never play, I'd still think he was the bee's knees. If he played for OU, though, of course I'd hate him. I wouldn't mind watching a player like this for oSu or Iowa State, though, because I like those two programs. And there are nowhere near enough original characters in football, so he fills a need.

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

So...sports?

26 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

Rather be inside the tent pissing out...

56 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you guys realize, of course, that you would hate the shit out of this guy if he played for anybody but Texas, right?  :)

Does my aunt have a dick?

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

Does my aunt have a dick?

In this day and age she might. 

6 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Does my aunt have a dick?

Quite possibly, but that's none of my business.

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