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Hager’s biggest problem is he may have the lowest football IQ in history. He never knew what the fuck he was supposed to be doing.

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  • Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position a

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Hager’s biggest problem is he may have the lowest football IQ in history. He never knew what the fuck he was supposed to be doing.

Umm, haines and gideon?
Am i racist?

Reviewing this season, I’ve realized that Breckyn is exactly what I think he is: a pro wrestler masquerading as a football player. 

Those crazy antics would definitely land him a job in WWE lol 

31 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Nope. I think both sides of the aisle can agree those are some 5 star titties

I'd take her on both sides of the aisle, in the seat, on the stage, and in the balcony...


Umm, haines and gideon?
Am i racist?

Bruh, do you even corch on the field?
54 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He wasn't s*** before the elbow injury imo.

I was drunk and speaking of my post just before this.  I had called out Omenihu as well and, I think, he got a sack or something right after posting.

thread tldr 

did he get a haircut?

how the f did he cut the hand so badly? That was difficult to see, spoiler man. 

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

thread tldr 

did he get a haircut?

how the f did he cut the hand so badly? That was difficult to see, spoiler man. 

you have got to buck up, man.  or are you using your husband’s computer?

10 minutes ago, NowThis said:

thread tldr 

did he get a haircut?

how the f did he cut the hand so badly? That was difficult to see, spoiler man. 

Trying to snap into a Slim Jim. 

15 minutes ago, NowThis said:

how the f did he cut the hand so badly?

Trying to emulate someone? Unfortunately for him he’s still got a hand and both feet to go and that thorny crown’s gonna be a real bitch

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Dude seems unstable

This.  Any mental health professional can probably put enough pieces together to consider this kid high risk.  Hope he gets the help he needs.  Yikes

Hager reminds me of one of my pledge brothers who is now facing 3 years in the pen or a year of forced sobriety. 

Hopefully he's not that much of a dumbass but who knows. Kid is a couple of notches too crazy.

 

Bet that didn’t happen during the game, he probably punched out a window or something out of anger 

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

Bet that didn’t happen during the game, he probably punched out a window or something out of anger 

LOL, you think?  Either that or the whole world missed his hand being completely mangled during the fucking game. 

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Somehow when I sent it to my brothers and dad through WhatsApp, I was able to view it again even though he deleted it. Got a few screen captures.

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30 minutes ago, Nope said:

Bet that didn’t happen during the game, he probably punched out a window or something out of anger 

Jesus Christ 

2 minutes ago, blackflag said:

Man, seriously worried about this guy.

You sure, have a great screen name.  Hopefully your posting lives up to the mighty flag.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You sure, have a great screen name.  Hopefully your posting lives up to the mighty flag.

Haha... been lurking for EVER.  Rarley post (obvioulsy.)

I’ve said this repeatedly and I’ll say it again. Hager will have a serious problem transitioning into a normal life.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Some of you are shitty people. 

If it makes me a shitty person to think this guy is displaying plenty of mental health red flags and probably needs help, then so be it. 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

If it makes me a shitty person to think this guy is displaying plenty of mental health red flags and probably needs help, then so be it. 

Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position and wasn’t as productive as we would have liked for him to have been, but some of you are being disgusting about it.

He’s obviously taking it as hard as anyone. Maybe shut the fuck up for a change. 

He got worked on Saturday. This is like 5% of the amount of time he spent on the ground. No disrespect to him, but it was essentially 11 on 10 when he was on the field. Complete non-factor. 

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He's a gamer.

He's not a 4i against good teams.

1 hour ago, Nope said:

Bet that didn’t happen during the game, he probably punched out a window or something out of anger 

Exactly what I was thinking. That's some Amar'e Stoudamire shit right there for sure.

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position and wasn’t as productive as we would have liked for him to have been, but some of you are being disgusting about it.

He’s obviously taking it as hard as anyone. Maybe shut the fuck up for a change. 

Taking it hard and having a screw loose are 2 separate discussions. 

I took the loss hard by rewatching the game and seeing all the missed opportunities.

Hager took a Bowie knife to his hand.

13 minutes ago, Constant said:

He got worked on Saturday. This is like 5% of the amount of time he spent on the ground. No disrespect to him, but it was essentially 11 on 10 when he was on the field. Complete non-factor. 

That second play....wow

Is bear hugging a guy to the ground allowed now? 

32 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position and wasn’t as productive as we would have liked for him to have been, but some of you are being disgusting about it.

He’s obviously taking it as hard as anyone. Maybe shut the fuck up for a change. 

Fans have been doing that since forever. This board has torn apart guys like Derry, Gideon, Dom Espinosa, Tyrone Swoopes, Shane Buechele, and others. I believe you're the same person that trashes Urquidez all the time. All guys whose biggest crime was pouring their heart out for UT football but just weren't that great at times. But Hager should be exempt from all that because...? 

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2 minutes ago, spit said:

did you watch the first play until the end...

OU lineman are all some dirty playing fuckers. But I also think they were making it a point to rough up Hager for running his mouth about them so much. Still doesn't make those cheapshots at him ok. 

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I believe you're the same person that trashes Urquidez all the time. 

Bullshit. I made clear my thoughts on him before he came here. I don’t trash him “all the time” or even some of the time.

It’s pretty clear all of this means more to Hager than most because of his dad, and a lot of you are just piling on. 

Baylor got the much better Hager and a couple XII titles to prove it.

Dang.  That OU video was pretty tough to watch.

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

Dang.  That OU video was pretty tough to watch.

It was. He was getting rag dolled

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

OU lineman are all some dirty playing fuckers. But I also think they were making it a point to rough up Hager for running his mouth about them so much. Still doesn't make those cheapshots at him ok. 

Yeah you can bitch about the flags not thrown or other players being held but that kid looks like a boy vs men on almost every play I’ve seen in that game.

I’ve seen some of his posted videos and have not made one negative post about him.  I’ve always thought he’s not mentally well and here we are.  Wish him the best.  

And to those saying Gideon and others got more shit...probably but they weren’t in the place this kid finds himself.  

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9 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Somehow when I sent it to my brothers and dad through WhatsApp, I was able to view it again even though he deleted it. Got a few screen captures.

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Slammed and broke beer/wine/whatever bottle and broke it on counter/table/whatever while holding it by the neck?

5 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Dang.  That OU video was pretty tough to watch.

Yep, for sure.  Between that and the cut stills, I feel like an ass.

 

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Hager took a Bowie knife to his hand. 

This is a dumb take. That is obviously not a cut that the knife made.

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8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This.  Any mental health professional can probably put enough pieces together to consider this kid high risk.  Hope he gets the help he needs.  Yikes

Yeah, I called it months ago on here, but my opinion, then, wasn't met with agreement. However I started noticing something was off last year. He seemed normal, from what I saw, as a FR and SO. But I'm sorry this dude has mental issues and somebody that cares about him needs to see if he wants some help. Probably after football if he has his way...

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29 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

It is a shame he was allowed to wear #60

I’m usually on board with hot takes because I think they’re funny. This, however, is just being a dick. Hager has done nothing to shame this University (yet).

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I’m usually on board with hot takes because I think they’re funny. This, however, is just being a dick. Hager has done nothing to shame this University (yet).

He has done nothing to deserve to wear the #60 except be the son of his father.

Hager is a strange Dude that was not meant to play DL on a 3-Man front.

Decent end rusher on 3rd downs.... Doubtful he plays NFL, maybe he plays in Canadian Football League.

Hope he adjusts ok to life after football....

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