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There have been a lot of disappointing individual defensive performances this year (and last year...and the year before that), but what makes Hager’s so noticeable is that he’s the guy with hair hanging halfway down to his ass. There are many plays when multiple players whiff or otherwise blow assignments, but Hager is the only one I remember because he’s so easy to identify.

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4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 What was the deal with him, it looked like he kept puking on the sideline. 

I missed him puking, but I saw a shit load of look at me. He even went with the damaged wing on one occasion. 

Unlike the old days it is far easier for someone to relay in to the opposing staff any potential injuries that can be exploited that are picked up on the broadcast. So it doesn’t serve a player to be caught nursing something hurt if they can avoid it as it potentially could be used against them.

Most are seen scurrying to the bench (if possible) and quickly surrounded by staff making an evaluation a little more difficult. Ergo when I see a player going Shakespeare with a damaged extremity walking the sidelines almost as if calling out to the cameras I call bullshit. However it does come in handy when said player misses a couple of sure tackles during game tape review.

3 hours ago, Hamttx said:

I missed him puking, but I saw a shit load of look at me. He even went with the damaged wing on one occasion. 

Unlike the old days it is far easier for someone to relay in to the opposing staff any potential injuries that can be exploited that are picked up on the broadcast. So it doesn’t serve a player to be caught nursing something hurt if they can avoid it as it potentially could be used against them.

Most are seen scurrying to the bench (if possible) and quickly surrounded by staff making an evaluation a little more difficult. Ergo when I see a player going Shakespeare with a damaged extremity walking the sidelines almost as if calling out to the cameras I call bullshit. However it does come in handy when said player misses a couple of sure tackles during game tape review.

I'm not exactly a hagar fan, but this is the dumbest shit i've read this week

 

 

 

 

On 10/28/2018 at 10:34 PM, Gaffords said:

 

 

He sold himself out several times last night... Right out of play.

Leading tackler in last night's shit show isn't anything to hang a hat on.

If he would hit somebody... Anybody... He could be incredible.  But he charges like a bull, a blind bull 

oops quoted wrong post.  It was meant for the one you quoted.

 

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Not that I'm a huge fan of how Hager has played (and am even less impressed with his antics between snaps and off the field), but Hager did suffer an SC sprain during the game, for what it's worth.

Don't really care much about him any more, he's almost gone, except that he was a complete, utter dumbass for running hard on the "we won, hike/knee/whistle" play at the end - and fully deserved to get his ass put into the dirt by that smaller RB who he targeted (which was awesome LOL).  There is no excuse, no long-lost little pocket of some revenge thing against the refs, Gundy, Pickens, Trump, whatever.  It was just fucking sophomoric.  Pretty much told me he's full of bluster but not a lot of reliability.

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I thought he was going to be great this season. So far he's been anything but.

I'm ready for him to graduate.

It’s time we use some reverse psychology on Breckyn. Longhorn fans need to blame his uncut hair for our lack of conference championships.

He ain’t Samson. Needs to cut that hair and see if it gives him powers.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Not that I'm a huge fan of how Hager has played (and am even less impressed with his antics between snaps and off the field), but Hager did suffer an SC sprain during the game, for what it's worth.

he should quit playing red rover in the middle of a football game.

any word on his injury? i realize he has a propensity to whiff in the backfield, but clearly we are even worse without him 😒

based on his ig story it looks like he may have dislocated his elbow. it appears that he thinks his career at Texas is over.

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How the hell was this twat waffle the Capt of the defense? 

Too bad his frat boy ego didnt get dislocated.

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54 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

How the hell was this twat waffle the Capt of the defense? 

His teammates elected him.

Your teammate has the angle on the qb for pursuit? You trail behind for cutback?

No, you Hager, try to beat your teammate to the qb and take him out when you both get beat by the cutback.

got to hand it to him, dude sucked it up and played best he could, his arm is fucked up

Really hope the dude gets to cut his hair in 2 games

The willie look is an improvement at least

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hager gives his opinion of Oklahoma and also ponders Aristotlian tragedy:

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=25308422

Did he have a Skoal Bandit in his upper lip?

It looked like he was getting his postgame nic-fix during the interview.

LMAO

"The story that was written by GOD that I've been proclaiming for oh so long now..." [someone runs by and slaps him on the back or ass] "for oh so long now..."

36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hager gives his opinion of Oklahoma and also ponders Aristotlian tragedy:


http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=25308422

He ain’t wrong, but it’s an interesting point to make considering Texas just came off a three game stretch where the defense gave up 1,675 yards and 114 points to three teams with 13 losses between them. 

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

I felt like I was watching an episode of WWE's Monday Night Raw

The guy had to have been high

He ain’t wrong, but it’s an interesting point to make considering Texas just came off a three game stretch where the defense gave up 1,675 yards and 114 points to three teams with 13 losses between them. 

You and you facts can take a hike.
I felt like I was watching an episode of WWE's Monday Night Raw

He would be a good one for it.

i'm thinking his hair was just going with the ghostland observatory theme yesterday.

If he starts doing "You're watching The Longhorn Network.  Hook 'em" commercials in the future, it's going to be really something.

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5 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Roach being back was good

More specifically, Roach being back and playing with a hand in the dirt was good.

I Love him

a great legacy

need more players that play through pain, and give it all for the Horns.

its refreshing to have brash kinda cray cray loud prediction saying player ENJOYING his time in college and with the team.

this is still just a college game.

played by college kids.

pretty sure if his antics were effecting the team TH would have reigned him in

Kinda sorry to see him go even if he dint measure up to the FANS expectations.

If the WWE is his next stop 

hope he wears burnt orange.

 

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If he gets his conference championship I seriously doubt he'll cut it before the bowl game. Win the bowl game and he may never cut it.

Pain pills for the elbow surely kickin in. 

He didn’t seem to play a lot of snaps. Elbow looked to be bothering him from the get go.

11 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

That dude is weird

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