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  • Props to @Longboard Horn for this gem that I've been laughing at all day.    

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  • Who said he isn’t? Some of you are mocking the shit out of a kid who grew up bleeding orange and who gave heart and soul to the team from the day he hit campus. He was always playing out of position a

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11 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Dude’s doing wrestling promos now.

Fuck the haters. I like the kid. Last night he had an important sack that put Iowa st at 3rd and very long.

He's the heart of the team. The team has a strong heart and unity. As long as he does no harm off the football field, he's alright with me. This is a special team.

21 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

He is a clown, but he’s our clown

 

30 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

That dude is weird

Stupid sips, don't y'all know that it's all an act.

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

I Love him

a great legacy

need more players that play through pain, and give it all for the Horns.

its refreshing to have brash kinda cray cray loud prediction saying player ENJOYING his time in college and with the team.

this is still just a college game.

played by college kids.

pretty sure if his antics were effecting the team TH would have reigned him in

Kinda sorry to see him go even if he dint measure up to the FANS expectations.

If the WWE is his next stop 

hope he wears burnt orange.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Lhorn said:

LMAO

"The story that was written by GOD that I've been proclaiming for oh so long now..." [someone runs by and slaps him on the back or ass] "for oh so long now..."

It was Shane, which makes it even funnier, imo.

Fuck ou and fuck the big 12. Teams, players and coach’s practically never get called out on the Horns down. All he said was the truth.

  • 2 weeks later...

He needs to graduate. Stealing snaps from better players

Edited by Neonmoon

That facemask penalty was bullshit. blOU's O-lineman hit him late and pinned him down.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

That facemask penalty was bullshit. blOU's O-lineman hit him late and pinned him down.

Where did you see the replay? They need to start showing replays of every flag because I'm not buying all this shit. 

Maybe Hager is cutting his hair during halftime so he can see and make better decisions. May even motivate his team.

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

His pathetic pass rush is bullshit

Offers nothing

Would love to see him produce as much on the field as he does with the hair, sunglasses and assorted other schtick. 

Just now, maninblack said:

Offers nothing

Did you see him dancing with a tackle?  I know he was being held but it looked like he didn't want to even try to get loose.  Fuck it, he has passion but that will only get you so far.

 

 

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Would love to see him produce as much on the field as he does with the hair, sunglasses and assorted other schtick. 

All hat, no cattle

Really tired of being forced to hear about his fucking hair.  Great.  Go braid it.  Whatever.  My only personal complaint about the guy is that he's not and never has been anything beyond a barely mediocre pass rusher.   

He could fucking grow his hair down to his kneecaps if he'd just occasionally make a play. 

If his elbow is so fucked up to where he's no, zero factor, then fucking play someone else. 

29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

That facemask penalty was bullshit. blOU's O-lineman hit him late and pinned him down.

Yep and it totally bailed OU out.  No timeouts and tackled in bounds short of the sticks.

Just now, sushihorn said:

Yep and it totally bailed OU out.  No timeouts and tackled in bounds short of the sticks.

it was on the edge/off the edge of the screen.  hager was on his back and the sooner jumped on him and once on him, picked him up and slammed his head down.  flag came from across the field while the ref staring at it did nothing.   at the very least offsetting. complete bullshit.

was hoping he’d have a clay matthews type of senior year.  sadly, not the case. 

They should build a statue of Hager running into the backfield and a RB running past him 

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

was hoping he’d have a clay matthews type of senior year.  sadly, not the case. 

Not even Clay Davis.  Sheeeeeeeeit.

Did he even play today? Other than the penalty he didn’t do shit. 

I don't recall a more overhyped Texas football player.  Plenty of press for all the wrong reasons - hair length, sunglasses, quotes and hair length.   

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Yep and it totally bailed OU out.  No timeouts and tackled in bounds short of the sticks.

That’s what happens when you build the reputation he has.

I don't know why some of you expect him to be all world. He talks a lot of shit but he is what he is, a three star player.

 

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not having to watch him play will be a highlight for me next year. Just a bad football player all around.

Plus gave opposing teams plenty of bulletin board material on top of it.

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

That’s what happens when you build the reputation he has.

So the BS call was Hager's fault.  Got it.

27 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

So the BS call was Hager's fault.  Got it.

The only thing we're talking about re: Hager from todays' game is whether or not he committed a penalty.

Pretty much sums things up. 

He is no different than the rest of our front 7.  Charles had several good games and then a bunch of nothing. No one in the front 7 jumps out at you.

Definitely not sad he's graduating. DId he even play in the 2nd half?

Edited by mdmost

I think I enjoyed having Scott "Super" Derry on our team at linebacker more than Hager.  So, yeah.

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