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  • Sorry I’m in Denver and needed to sleep in but I caught the highlights  Slot is first manager to win his first match for Liverpool in 33 years. MO SALAH MO SALAH MO SALAH! RUNNING DOWN

  • Never in my wildest dreams did I think the Slot era would start off like this. 

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Slot typically subs at 60 so let’s roll

Southampton = EPL aggy.

3 complete f up goals allowed.  And I'm not complaining.  🤘

We are gonna go ahead and pay Mo right? Can we please just do that?

Anybody gonna watch this live? Trying to decide if it’s time to crack a beer.

Was all set to celebrate and nope

Hell yeah. There are few teams I wish to beat more than these fuckers. 

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Madrid’s only shot attempt this half was their penalty 

 

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This Slot defense is just so legit. 

They really have to get Kelleher either a nice contract or let him go shine elsewhere. Just a fantastic keeper. 

Haven't beaten these fucks since 2008. 

Hope Konate is okay.

And personally, there's a massive RM cunt I know from high school that always taunts me when they beat us. Nice to have him with failed smile after today. 

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Endrick out their fucking around rolls up on Konate right before the final whistle. Fuck you, you little prick. 

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Endrick out their fucking around rolls up on Konate right before the final whistle. Fuck you, you little prick. 

Endrick sucks so bad. I’m always excited to see him take the field because I know he’s going to fuck up in two dozen clownish ways and crack my ass up at what a fucking schmuck he is. 

This win felt great. We absolutely dominated those fucksticks. 

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This team is loaded everywhere except LB and backup #6. Robertson hurts my eyes to watch at this point and Tsimikas is an injured decent backup. Robbo gives it his all but he’s dropped off a cliff. 

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VvD is the best defender of the last 20 years by a country mile. Holy shit he was moving in matrix bullet time tonight. 
 

🎶 calm as you like, he’s Virgil Van Dijk, he’s Virgil Van Dijk 🎶

I hope everyone had fun. I watched in an Irish pub in Spain. So yeah, the first half was ok then I think there were fistfights. 

TAA will be back for City. Supposedly a contract extension is out for VvD. Now get Mo and TAA done.

Fuck Real Madrid. Supposedly out 5-6 weeks

 

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The brilliance of Mo on display. Conventional wisdom is to pass it outside. Nope, he goes inside where it's either getting knocked out or right to Gakpo for the tip in. 

VvD is getting one of those headers. It's coming. 

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Another week where the opponents are allowed to wrestle Mo Salah to the ground for 95 minutes with no call. 

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Another week where the opponents are allowed to wrestle Mo Salah to the ground for 95 minutes with no call. 

I’m so sick of that shit. It’s insane how often players are allowed to foul him.

Sone of the short passing from Dom today has been incredible.

Nice fucking advantage Kavanaugh 

Sort of OT, but it's easy to dislike rivals because of the obvious, but more so when your rival just has players who are just so unlikable, meaning they could be on Liverpool and I would still dislike them. Kind of like Suarez. 🤣

Foden, Silva, Lewis, Gundogan, Nunes, Grealish, and sometimes Pep when he's throwing tantrums. No issues with Haaland, Ake, or KDB, though.

United was the same back in the day and even today. Scholes, Butt, Neville, Cole, Ronaldo (still have respect, though), Fernandes, Maguire, Shaw, Garnacho, Antony. Always liked Rooney, Beckham, and, unapologetically, Cantona, however.

Anyway, back to the game.

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