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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

21 points dropped from a winning position this season.  Brutal 

The opposite of last season. 

58 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

LMAO bringing in Sterling.   WTAF. 

Seriously. Give the academy kid NBO a shot; he cannot be worse than Sterling. 

What we have left:

A PSG. Certainly not looking good Bob after they rested 10 starters and we looked spent for most of this match.

A Liverpool. Haven’t won there in over a decade. 

H Newcastle. They’ve pwoned us three times already this season.

A Southampton. We never play well there either. 

There’s a pretty good chance we need to win the CL to qualify for it next season. 

Oh, and City will win the FA Cup, Spurs/Manure the Europa, and Chelsea likely the Conference. 

FML

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The BBC has assured me Arteta and the boys will channel their rage from losing to Bournehampton (whatever) into beating PSG.  

Well, we did carve up Real Madrid and all, so maybe something great will happen this week.  Am I betting on it?  Fuck no.

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is this happening right now?!?!?! leaving the game to talk about yeh fucking pope?!?!?!

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If only they didn’t have a giant in goal….

Need to make this eariy spell count. 

Kvaratskhelia… what a player. And was available this January 

Curtains. We aren’t scoring three. Fuck. 

That’s a remarkable hit. 

Couldn’t make the early spell count. 

Fuck. 

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partey could have just cleared the ball there, but nope. he fucked us in the first leg, and he ended the tie right there. god damn man.

Maybe we should, I don’t know, SIGN. A FUCKING. STRIKER. Hard to win the Champions League when you’re playing an 8 up top. 

56 minutes ago, Derka said:

donnarumma is the mvp of the tie.

💯 Four absolutely brilliant saves. 

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this is the farthest we’ve been in the CL in my time as a fan, and we did so with the worst injury crisis we’ve had in that same time frame. i’m proud of the team and the club overall. mikel has told us to “get excited” for the summer transfer window, and for me his word is gold. PSG was the better team this year, but not by a lot. we’re here and we’re here to stay. this is the easiest CL elimination i’ve ever had to swallow. the future is bright. COYG. 🔴

Fuck em.  We’ll be back. 

Silky me. I thought a CLEAR AND OBVIOUS INABILITY TO SCORE GOALS was the problem. Silly me. See, what is really holding is back is goalkeeping. Need a ~£30m GK to elevate Raya’s level. Strikers and attacking MFs? Nah. We good. Oh and we need a few more left backs. 

 

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ramsdale wirh a big save vs city just now, doing arsenal a favor there. 0-0 between city and southampton in the 85th minute.

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we bout to get our asses kicked in these dumbass, mismatching kits. ain’t no way a team that looks this stupid can win an epl game.

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7 minutes ago, Derka said:

we bout to get our asses kicked in these dumbass, mismatching kits. ain’t no way a team that looks this stupid can win an epl game.

Yeah, this has 4-1 written all over it. 

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i switched over to el clásico five minutes ago and i check and see that we’re already down 2-0. 

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whoa whoa whoa…what is this? 2-2? lfg? 

Down to 10 men, Pool is absolutely gonna win this at the end now.   Probably a goal from that dork who looks like Kief from Righteous Gemstones. 

Find you someone who loves you like Arteta loves leftbacks.  We now have 4 of them on the pitch. 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

2-0, most dangerous lead in soccer?
 

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😎😎😎

20 hours ago, Derka said:

 

We may need to consider revoking "Big 6" membership for a couple of those.

Also some rumors that Calafiori is interested in returning to Italy, due to the progression of MLS.   If they could sell him and break even, it would probably be a good sale, but no way any of the Italian clubs are offering that much.

Kai is training today for the 1st time since the injury.   Rice and Trossard, who are nursing injuries, are also training.   Not training, Timber.

On 5/13/2025 at 8:51 AM, Ted Lange said:

Also some rumors that Calafiori is interested in returning to Italy, due to the progression of MLS.   If they could sell him and break even, it would probably be a good sale, but no way any of the Italian clubs are offering that much.

Careers are short; wouldn’t fault him for wanting regular football, an established Italy international. Still… dude is only 22, can play all four defensive positions, and will improve. Would be very nice to have him in our rotation. 

My thing with RC is health.   If he weren't as injury-prone, I would not want Arsenal to sell him.

Guy is a baller. He’s had one season in the prem. Selling him with all the upside seems like a knee jerk reaction. 

To be clear, Arsenal (as far as I have heard) aren't looking to sell him, but he might be looking to move on.   I agree on his potential, but his injury history is a legit concern.

 

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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6356189/2025/05/15/arsenal-survey-results-2025/

The Athletic ran a Arsenal fan survey, the results accentuate that the actual fans' views are a near polar opposite of the noise-maker "fans" on twitter, or the jackass pundits like the 2 clowns Neville & Carraghar.

 

Some of the results (below is what I answered)

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As expected, considering injuries.   

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Injuries. 

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Yes

 

 

And left back isn’t even his position; he played MF all through the youth ranks. 

What a talent. 

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