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We have to sign someone(s) now, or we aren’t finishing top 4. 

Fuck this season. 

Just now, Buzzrock said:

What happens with a draw?

ET and if still tied, pens. 

31 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

What happens with a draw?

GB leaves the EU

I must be geography challenged. It's pitch black night at the stadium and I am East of them in southern Spain yet it's bright light outside.

Deserved that L.   Missed PK, can’t score against a bunkered team again.   At this point just have to hope to hold on for top 4 and hope they’ll actually spend money on some players who can finish.  

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Deserved that L.   Missed PK, can’t score against a bunkered team again.   At this point just have to hope to hold on for top 4 and hope they’ll actually spend money on some players who can finish.  

We sold/loaned five attackers to bring in in a perma-injured LB and a control MF, and gambled Saka would play 75 matches. Now we have one fit striker and one fit RW. And we don’t have sporting director ATM. Not great, Bob. 

Securing CL for next season is going to be a mighty tall feat. 

 

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Because of course he did. 

Whoever drank Jobu’s rum needs to replace it and then go sacrifice a live chicken. Not a KFC 24-piece bucket… a live one. 

Doesn’t solve our need for strikers and wingers, but wow if we can get this done. Rice-Zubimendi-Ødegaard is one hell of a MF. 

Also, sounds like Jesus is done for 9+ months.   ACL ripped.   Jorginho and Timber sound like they are ok though.

Yeah that’s a brutal injury for Gabby Jesus, and it’s his other knee (not the one he hurt at the WC). Supposedly he felt something and tried to continue before the ACL went. Really feel for the guy  

That WC injury sadly seems to have been a sliding doors moment for him. His first three months at The Arsenal were electric; you wonder if the pre-injury version of Gabriel Jesus could have earned us the three more points last season that would have delivered the the title. 


Malleting a chicken was legit LOL. Just needed him to slap a red case on the phone at the end. 

Would like to see us switch to more of a 4-2-3-1, with Rice and Partey as double 6s with Ødegaard in the middle as a true 10; our attack is way too right-centered ATM.

This will either end in the joy of a cleansing victory after a shit-static week that draws us within four of the leaders, or a misery-inducing loss that could see the crowd’s discontent turn even more sour. 
 

Still… Let’s. Fucking. Go. 

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We need to pay off this early stretch. 

Story of the last week+.  Plenty of chances and can’t finish, then get punished.   SMH 

15 minutes ago, Dutch said:

We need to pay off this early stretch. 

 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Story of the last week+.  Plenty of chances and can’t finish, then get punished.   SMH 

Yup. Shitty finishing of our good chances, and the opponent scores their first clinically. 

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Feels like this is a tipping point: either we rally to recover something, or the season completely unravels. 

While technically Arsenal still have plenty to play for, season is pretty much toast unless 2 major signings happen

 

GABRIEL!

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

While technically Arsenal still have plenty to play for, season is pretty much toast unless 2 major signings happen

 

GABRIEL!

 

6 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

big Gabby!!!   Let’s wake up 

Our most clinical finisher, Gabi XL!!!

2 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Trossard let’s goooooi

Holy shit did we ever need those two goals!!!

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

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Another Arsenal goal would calm my nerves considerably.

Yes!! We needed this!!’ 

NORTH LONDON FOREVER

SUCK SHIT SPURS, MATE 

Just now, The Maestro said:

We need to practice finishing 

Or play Spurs more.  Shit. 

As really terrible this week has been and the rest of the season looks, at least Arsenal were able to avoid losing to shit.  

Just now, Ted Lange said:

As really terrible this week has been and the rest of the season looks, at least Arsenal were able to avoid losing to shit.  

Had to right the ship after the past eight days. Another tough one on the weekend, but at least we’ll go into it with some good vibes. Now coach em up on finishing, Mik  

COYG

Also, I believe they have really uncovered something in MLS.   This kid is legit, very excited about his future.   Califiore is about to be the Italian Wally Pipp.

12 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Also, I believe they have really uncovered something in MLS.   This kid is legit, very excited about his future.   Califiore is about to be the Italian Wally Pipp.

💯 And LB isn’t even his natural position; he’s played MF at the youth level. 

Him and Ethan are both going to be special players.

Another bullshit yellow, but you love to see it. Another Hale End lad in the 1st team. MLS had himself a match. 

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