Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 1.8k
  • Views 81.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I enjoy Haaland as a dude.  He seems pretty even-keeled for his level of success and from what I have seen has a pretty amusing sense of humor.  I fucking HATE that ManC has him as a cheat code.  

100%.  Haaland is a joy to watch, except when you’re playing against him.  

We’re still in London. Wake up, Arsenal. 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I enjoy Haaland as a dude.  He seems pretty even-keeled for his level of success and from what I have seen has a pretty amusing sense of humor.  I fucking HATE that ManC has him as a cheat code.  

He’ll be off to Madrid soon enough. 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I enjoy Haaland as a dude.  He seems pretty even-keeled for his level of success and from what I have seen has a pretty amusing sense of humor.  I fucking HATE that ManC has him as a cheat code.  

Fuck him

3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I don’t enjoy it when players get hurt…but with City it’s close. 

Wonder how they’ll manage with ~ £900m-worth of players on their bench. 

Fuck City. 

  • Author

OHHHHH SHIT!!!! CALAFIORE!!!! 

  • Author

that’s a little reminiscent of the goal yaya toure scored against us a while back.

That goal was FUCKING AWESOME

Sit the fuck down Pep

GLS can stfu about that being an accidental goal 

City’s press is relentless. It stresses me out. 

I’m back to 7% chance of a point.     Like buzz said, this press and City is so good.  

This is like peak Saban Bama vs LSU/UGA. 

Rice has been invisible so far, he’s due to do something!

Let’s go set piece king 🙏

As much as I dislike Oliver, so far, he’s letting them play.    If it stays that way I’m good 

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Rice has been invisible so far, he’s due to do something!

Let’s go set piece king 🙏

He had a nice tackle 🤷‍♂️ 

SET PIECE KINGS!!!!

Setup by Rice!   You are welcome 

  • Author

BIG GABI!!!!! COYG!!!! 🔴

I can’t believe they let Gabby do what he did on the previous corner. Fuck it. Try it every time.

I’m now at 14% confidence in getting a point, but once you factor in that the ref is on the payroll for the owners of the team we are playing, I’m still at 7%

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m now at 14% confidence in getting a point, but once you factor in that the ref is on the payroll for the owners of the team we are playing, I’m still at 7%

-7%

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m now at 14% confidence in getting a point, but once you factor in that the ref is on the payroll for the owners of the team we are playing, I’m still at 7%

CORRUPTION 

  • Author

don’t like that late 1H card for partey. 

and as i type this trossard is sent off. what the fuck.

  • Author

we were supposed to have +6 and trossard gets sent off 7:30 after 45’. what the fuck. oh well, at least michael oliver can do a vs or for his rich friends. 

It’s not possible to feel this bad going I to half up 2-1 at Etihad 

  • Author

bring on white and jorginho and park that fucking bus.

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I don’t think White s healthy. 

image.gif.0fce57df97534d6298bf0db8e99082a0.gif

My confidence is back to 0.0000000% at getting a point, refs won’t allow it 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.