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2 minutes ago, Balcones said:

LBJ brought his cock wheelbarrow to BCS. Give him the first shot.

I dunno about the dick obsession you do you man but I’d be pleased if he came to play and let his nuts drag all over that pitching mound on his way to a complete game shut out.

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Mandino is just too tough. No one even puts a good swing on this guy.

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why the fuck are you running there?

Off the bat, I didn't think there was any chance the pitcher was fielding that. Only way they were getting an out at home there. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why the fuck are you running there?

horrible jump.  since we took 2nd base it doesn't matter unless the batter would have beat the throw to 1st.

Ask AI to make a ginger aggy and you get that dork on the laptop behind home plate.

Just now, NorthLoop said:

Ask AI to make a ginger aggy and you get that dork on the laptop behind home plate.

 

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No good swings against a scrub with 2 games under his belt.  

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Damn, I wanted more there.

I want to go to bed.  Er, Luby's.  Whatever.

14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

ULL is out of pitching.

It's a no-brainer to run Grubbs back out for the 6th at his pitch count. 

Good call

Just now, Horny Bull said:

O’Hara on to pitch.

Think we could’ve gotten a little more out of Grubbs. But meh.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Think we could’ve gotten a little more out of Grubbs. But meh.

Fuck David Pierce that guy fucking sucks

This ump has a fun strike zone. Maybe I have had too many?

Hmm…I don’t recall seeing O’Hara pitch this season.

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Think we could’ve gotten a little more out of Grubbs. But meh.

Could be available for 20-30 pitches sunday in a must have? Only pitched 80 I think. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Hmm…I don’t recall seeing O’Hara pitch this season.

He is our secret weapon we have been saving for the playoffs

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Hmm…I don’t recall seeing O’Hara pitch this season.

I believe he is Michael Torres brother. Something like that.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

He is our secret weapon we have been saving for the playoffs

Do we have a couple more?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Do we have a couple more?

Yes.  But they are secret 

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Hmm…I don’t recall seeing O’Hara pitch this season.

I would have definitely run Grubbs out there for another inning but at least Pierce is using a backend arm in a game like this. 

Peak surly in a 12-4 game, but I'd really like to see someone hit the ball hard.

2 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

Yes.  But they are secret 

DTPB showing up, triple double super secret weapon!

2 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Peak surly in a 12-4 game, but I'd really like to see someone hit the ball hard.

Yep, Torres is a slacker.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Gotta make contact there. 

Yeah, that was a terrible AB.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Gross

Boner killer 

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Jack Martin ez

Is this a thing?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Is this a thing?

There's a Martin-EZ, Georgia near Augusta.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not sure if anyone beat me to it - figured out who the blonde that always sits behind home plate is. Lexi Altobelli - recruiting "specialist".

https://www.instagram.com/lexialtobelli?igsh=MWJybG5sOGc5M3Rtcg==

Not bad. 

 

Yeah she’s been with the program a few years now. 

Her dad was the one in the helicopter crash with Kobe Bryant. Her dad and Pierce were close.

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