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Fukin Flores will be muttered for a long ass time in this household if we don't pull this W. 

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3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Not sure you understand the stakes. Or maybe I am taking this game too seriously. But the whole season could be fucked away by ONE players back to back fuckups. That's bad. 

He’s played fucking great all season.  Get a grip.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does A&M have a dance department?

I think that is the extent of pride celebration in CS.

That dumbass, shirtless kid dancing in the background is pissing me off.  

Just now, Dnaguy said:

3 errors. 🥴

In a 2-1 game!

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

If yah told me before the game that it would be tied after 8 complete innings... I'd take it.

Let's Go Horns -- shut down top 9th, and walk it off in the bottom half!!!  🤘

What if I told you we were up 1 with 6 outs to go and made 2 errors in the same inning to let them tie it?

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2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Not sure you understand the stakes. Or maybe I am taking this game too seriously. But the whole season could be fucked away by ONE players back to back fuckups. That's bad. 

This shit right here. I have no idea why we don't run the touchdown play wherever we have fewer runs.

Just now, Horn80 said:

He’s played fucking great all season.  Get a grip.

The whole season is a warmup for what is happening now. What matters is the playoffs. Not what he did against fucking Texas Tech and Cal Poly. 

Foul ball by 100 feet. 
“hr distance!”

Well Gage is done after this inning regardless of what happens

I would fucking SMOKE that little pussy in a griddy-off. And that’s what really matters. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

The whole season is a warmup for what is happening now. What matters is the playoffs. Not what he did against fucking Texas Tech and Cal Poly. 

You don’t get here without players like him.

I just turned this on in the 7th. This kid in the background, who has obviously had too much cotton candy tonight, has been discussed, I assume.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

The whole season is a warmup for what is happening now. What matters is the playoffs. Not what he did against fucking Texas Tech and Cal Poly. 

How many people need to tell you to shut the fuck up before you get the hint?

Just now, chemHORN said:

Flores is thinking "don't hit it to me"

peeing ralph wiggum GIF

Just now, Horn80 said:

You don’t get here without players like him.

Sure. But what happens here and now is what matters. The regular season is a dress rehearsal. He shit down his leg when it mattered. 

3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

That dumbass, shirtless kid dancing in the background is pissing me off.  

I just wish someone at the game would walk up to his dad and say “howdy! TELL YOUR KID TO SIT THE EFF DOWN!”

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I just turned this on in the 7th. This kid in the background. who has obviously had too much cotton candy tonight, has been discussed, I assume.

We hate him

Just now, Beau Vine said:

How many people need to tell you to shut the fuck up before you get the hint?

Has Derka resurfaced?

This ump loves to call strikes if the catcher frames the ball

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Sure. But what happens here and now is what matters. The regular season is a dress rehearsal. He shit down his leg when it mattered. 

He feels worse about it than you do.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I just turned this on in the 7th. This kid in the background. who has obviously had too much cotton candy tonight, has been discussed, I assume.

He’s been there all night and we’re ready to wring his neck. 

Edited by 4th&Five

Can max Werner share a dugout with Ovulette in Texas if they’re not married?

Just now, C-Man said:

I just turned this on in the 7th. This kid in the background. who has obviously had too much cotton candy tonight, has been discussed, I assume.

Yes. My wife (no pics) just got mad at me because I said no way anyone not heavily on spectrum could do “the griddy/horns down” combo for 3 hours straight 

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

KSU beats Arky 7-6 to advance into the winner's bracket.

BigXII gonna end up with 4 out 6 catbird when y’all walk this off.  

We hate him

Kid thinks he’s at a Grateful Dead concert

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