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    Department of Justice 950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20530   Dear Senator Paul: Attached is a letter that we received concerning Dr. Anthony Fauci. I feel that you

  • wildcat09
    wildcat09

    GOP: "We should add over a trillion dollars to the deficit to give Donald Trump Jr. and the Walton heirs more money."  Rand: "Sign me the fuck up! No we don't need to cut anything else to pay for

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9 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Grandstanding fuckwad.  Although to be fair, most of them are to one degree or another.

11 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

It feels like the appropriate response from Garland / the DOJ on this referral should also be "Dear Rand: Get fucked."  I would love to see that on DOJ letterhead.

In fact, I whole-heartedly endorse every response to Rand henceforth being "Get fucked."

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4 hours ago, Gap03 said:

It feels like the appropriate response from Garland / the DOJ on this referral should also be "Dear Rand: Get fucked."  I would love to see that on DOJ letterhead.

In fact, I whole-heartedly endorse every response to Rand henceforth being "Get fucked."

Department of Justice

950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20530

 

Dear Senator Paul:

Attached is a letter that we received concerning Dr. Anthony Fauci. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

 

Very truly yours,

Merrick Garland,

Attorney General

 

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pieces of shit are too good for this cretin

Rand eats pieces of shit bigger than you for breakfast.

That poodle with a snack sized dick needs another ass beating.

On 7/24/2021 at 10:10 AM, TwiceHorn said:

There are some real golden nuggets in there in relation to Trumpism.  This one resonated:

If a kook can convince himself — or better yet, others — that Freemasons, Jews, or Cultural Marxists run the whole world, he’s suddenly relieved of the burden of explaining to himself and others the shipwreck of his own talents and ambitions.

This is really it in a nutshell.  The "party of personal responsibility" was always the exact opposite.

"party of zero consequences"

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

LiBeRtArIaN

Member when a certain bothsideser thought Rand was a principled guy? I member!

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

That poodle with a snack sized dick needs another ass beating.

Hey, hey hey.  Let's leave the misogyny at the front door of the (checks notes) Cloak Ro...

Never mind. 

Fuck Rand Paul in his micropenis.

Literal insanity 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

So my question is, when these politicians pull bullshit like this, when can we the American people take their asses to court for endangerment or gross negligence?

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So my question is, when these politicians pull bullshit like this, when can we the American people take their asses to court for endangerment or gross negligence?

When the laws change.

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'd love to know what Putin has on him

Putin doesn't have shit on Rand. This is who Rand has always been.

40 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Putin doesn't have shit on Rand. This is who Rand has always been.

This is what happens when a Libertarian names their kid "Rand" and raises him on a steady diet of Ayn Rand books.

Ya'll are being too harsh on Grand Ol' Rand. He furnished a criminal referral to the DOJ on Fauci. Now, at first glance, that may appear extreme. But you must realize we're suffering through a global pandemic, thus it only makes common sense to jail prominent members in the medical field and demonize professionals attempting safety protocols. The reason that makes the most sense is because of reasons. Can't you see that? Wait. What was I talking about? 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is what happens when a Libertarian names their kid "Rand" and raises him on a steady diet of Ayn Rand books.

John Galt would not approve of Rand Paul. Or his dad. 

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Six more weeks? That would be AWESOME!

Again, just because it comes in the form of a cartoon it doesn’t mean it’s funny or revealing of any deeper truth. I’d take an end to conspiracy theories in six weeks in a heartbeat. But we know that won’t happen so really that comic doesn’t make any sense at all. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

John Galt would not approve of Rand Paul. Or his dad. 

Who the fuck names their kid Rand anyway? My respect for Ron is currently in the toilet circling the drain. He apparently sucked as a parent.

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y'all beat me to it

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Who the fuck names their kid Rand anyway? My respect for Ron is currently in the toilet circling the drain. He apparently sucked as a parent.

I really can't picture the two of them being related.

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Is it really all that surprising that a homophobic, anti Semitic, racist asshole raised a son that also ended up being an entitled, bigoted piece of shit? Fuck the whole Paul family. 

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Ron Paul thinks it’s wrong for the government to divert floodwaters away from people’s homes. It’s hardly surprising that he raised a kid that thinks it’s wrong for a government to try to fight a pandemic.

Also yes, he’s racist and anti Semitic and Rand almost certainly is too.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I really can't picture the two of them being related.

Who? Ron and Rand? They’re both loons cut from the same crazy cloth.

It should be noted that neo nazis like Richard Spencer and Chris Cantwell were big Ron Paul supporters. Spencer even hosted Ron Paul and introduced him at some discussion event that was covered by CSPAN. Those of you who remember Ron Paul as the kindly eccentric grandpa who ran against the establishment in 2008 don't know what he really was.

Where have you gone, Rand's neighbor?

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Woo woo woo

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rand Paul's wife bought stock in Gilead, the company that makes the coronavirus treatment Remdesivir, in Feb. of 2020. Rand had 45 days to disclose this. He just did it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/08/11/rand-paul-gilead-stock/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=wp_main

More infections = more profit. Mask mandates and vaccinations would get in the way of that. 

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On 8/10/2021 at 6:34 PM, JimmyJames said:

Who the fuck names their kid Rand anyway? My respect for Ron is currently in the toilet circling the drain. He apparently sucked as a parent.

His actual name is Randal. It seems he went by Randy growing up and his wife is the one who started calling him Rand. 

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2010/06/03/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-rand-paul

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rand Paul's wife bought stock in Gilead, the company that makes the coronavirus treatment Remdesivir, in Feb. of 2020. Rand had 45 days to disclose this. He just did it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/08/11/rand-paul-gilead-stock/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=wp_main

To be fair, they thought they were buying stock in the Republic of Gilead.

Or his wife thought she was getting a share of this... 

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  • 4 weeks later...

Hopefully someone replied on Twatter for him to grab one and use it on himself. 

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