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3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I'm not buying it.  He needs a partial lung resection for a trauma 2 years ago?  

Some people don’t like you fucking their wives?

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some people don’t like you fucking their wives?

Maybe.  But we damned sure know they aren't Republicans.

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I'm sorry.  I know this is a politics thread, but I know we are all thinking it.

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Is he banging his neighbors wife again ?

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Douche

He's right, that money is earmarked for secret service cart fees at Mar a Lago and rooms at Turnberry.

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Douche

You send them your paycheck first buddy

48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's a Russian asset.  You'll never convince me otherwise.

Rand is working on behalf of Russia because that’s what he is paid to do.

And his neighbor who beat his sorry ass is an American hero. If only he had finished the job.

“We should be debating and voting on authorization of force bills if we want troops deployed in Syria, not meaningless resolutions.”

”Russia! Burn him!”

No shit. I agree how the fuck are we in Syria based on a Saudi terrorist attack? Or wait, maybe does that actually make sense?

31 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

“We should be debating and voting on authorization of force bills if we want troops deployed in Syria, not meaningless resolutions.”

”Russia! Burn him!”

Are you actually trying to defend Rand here? Or just being the usual contrarian?

Could somebody tell me what our strategic interest in Syria is?

It's a rhetorical question. Obviously, we don't have one. We're just mucking around, screwing shit up like we always do in the middle east. I always wonder, when we do this bullshit, what does victory look like?

Rand Paul is a libertarian, who believes in the nonaggression principle. AKA first do no harm. Why anyone who would single him out for abuse is beyond me. 

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I agree with Rand's position that military force should be debated and authorized by an appropriate AUMF. Rand will apparently also offer a counter proposal that, rather they just serve as a vehicle of political rhetoric, restricts arms sales to Turkey.  Do you disagree with those positions, or are you just knee jerk looking to frame a US Senator as an agent of Russia because they object to a unanimous consent motion?  

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Rand Paul is more than likely sincere in his actions with regards to foreign policy. He has been consistently calling for withdrawal from Syria for a really long time. Actually, he has been consistent about the call to withdraw troops from the Middle East for years. The only problem is he has aligned with Trump who is a bad faith actor and has turned Rand into a useful idiot.

Justin Amash who holds similar views as Rand but addresses the shitty manner in which Trump has handled Syria and calls out the obvious, Trump is acting in bad faith, is how Rand should be addressing the situation.

In short, Rand is sincere but he sucks ass and isn't worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Justin Amash. Rand is likely concerned about clinging to his Senate seat in KY and refrains from calling a spade a spade. Fuck him.

 

 

I agree generally re: amash. Will also note that he voted “present” on the house resolution. 

22 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I agree generally re: amash. Will also note that he voted “present” on the house resolution. 

Indeed he did while still speaking truth to power.

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I agree with Rand's position that military force should be debated and authorized by an appropriate AUMF. Rand will apparently also offer a counter proposal that, rather they just serve as a vehicle of political rhetoric, restricts arms sales to Turkey.  Do you disagree with those positions, or are you just knee jerk looking to frame a US Senator as an agent of Russia because they object to a unanimous consent motion?  

What kind of luncatic genuinely thinks Rand is a russian agent?

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I agree with Rand's position that military force should be debated and authorized by an appropriate AUMF. Rand will apparently also offer a counter proposal that, rather they just serve as a vehicle of political rhetoric, restricts arms sales to Turkey.  Do you disagree with those positions, or are you just knee jerk looking to frame a US Senator as an agent of Russia because they object to a unanimous consent motion?  

I am knee jerking to frame a US senator.

Actually no, I disagree with his position.

No wait, I agree with his position but I’m not looking to frame him, or yes I agree but am also framing.

No wait, damn, are there any other options I can choose? Because you’ve kind of got me in a box here fella with your winning arguments, dagnabit.

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Rand is a traitor.  There’s no ideology to explain his consistent words and actions that echo exactly what our enemies are saying and doing. He's not a useful idiot either.  He knows exactly what he’s doing.

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41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rand is a traitor.  There’s no ideology to explain his consistent words and actions that echo exactly what our enemies are saying and doing. He's not a useful idiot either.  He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Uh oh. The hammer and anastasis  are firing up their keyboards to argue you are now advocating for “endless wars.”

Because if you’re against trump and his idiocy you’re in favor of “endless war.” There is no other choice. 

45 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Because if you’re against trump and his idiocy you’re in favor of “endless war.” There is no other choice. 

It is more important to you to jerk off to a rhetorical house resolution because it postures against an action of the Trump administration than it is to debate and vote on a legit authorization bill for military force to defend the Kurds, or as Paul suggests, to consider an alternative bill that would include something actually real like restrictions on arms sales to the Turks so that they cannot use US made weapons against the Kurds. I mean traitors gonna traitor and all.   

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rand is a traitor.  There’s no ideology to explain his consistent words and actions that echo exactly what our enemies are saying and doing. He's not a useful idiot either.  He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Yes there is an ideology that explains his words and actions. He talks about it more than Bozo talks about the Naked burger. Being unfamiliar with his views on foreign policy at this point is willful ignorance.

A useful idiot is someone that promotes ideas based on personal convictions that echo what the enemy is saying, that's what makes them a "useful" idiot.

 

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

It is more important to you to jerk off to a rhetorical house resolution because it postures against an action of the Trump administration than it is to debate and vote on a legit authorization bill for military force to defend the Kurds, or as Paul suggests, to consider an alternative bill that would include something actually real like restrictions on arms sales to the Turks so that they cannot use US made weapons against the Kurds. I mean traitors gonna traitor and all.   

You really are defending Rand up in here aren’t you? That’s all kind of fucked up. 

The man is not an ideologue nor operating based on principles. Just because his dad was a principled ideologue loon (who I kind of liked and often agreed with) doesn’t mean that his son is too. 

Your first clue should be his unabashed support of just about everything trump does to weaken and destroy this country. Like I don’t know, for example, what trump’s doing right now in Syria with rands total support. Are you supporting trumps actions in Syria now? 

I guess you, trump, the hammer, and good neighbor Rand are all on the same page now. You should start a “Rand Paul is an American hero” thread to counter this one. 

And I don’t think the Turks need any more weapons from us to destroy the Kurds. That’s just dumb. 

Anastasis' stanning for Rand is truly the weirdest thing about this board. Captain cynicism really does truly appear to believe that Rand is a man of principle and he's been pretty consistent about it for a long time now.  

I know that it is a more challenging charge, but you guys should try arguing against the things that I actually say, instead of the straw man of your own creation.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I know that it is a more challenging charge, but you guys should try arguing against the things that I actually say, instead of the straw man of your own creation.

 

 

Sorry, but that would be an absolutely pointless endeavor. I’ll just stick with posting the way I feel like. If that’s ok with you? Thx! 

24 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Sorry, but that would be an absolutely pointless endeavor. I’ll just stick with posting the way I feel like. If that’s ok with you? Thx! 

Frothing at the mouth nonsense. Got it. 

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Frothing at the mouth nonsense. Got it. 

that's rich.

30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's rich.

You may think I post nonsense, but I don’t ever come unhinged like Jimmer. 

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4 hours ago, F250 said:

Yes there is an ideology that explains his words and actions. He talks about it more than Bozo talks about the Naked burger. Being unfamiliar with his views on foreign policy at this point is willful ignorance.

A useful idiot is someone that promotes ideas based on personal convictions that echo what the enemy is saying, that's what makes them a "useful" idiot.

 

Except Rand has not been consistent at all on foreign policy.  He flip flopped on Ukraine when he ran for president and don’t even get me started on his partisan positions when it comes to protecting whistleblowers.  He a fucking fraud that hides behind that non-interventionist libertarian bullshit as he flys to Moscow to work on undoing the Magnitsky Act. 

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

You may think I post nonsense, but I don’t ever come unhinged like Jimmer. 

That’s because you’ve got the best life going on this entire board. You forgot to mention that. 

48 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Except Rand has not been consistent at all on foreign policy.  He flip flopped on Ukraine when he ran for president and don’t even get me started on his partisan positions when it comes to protecting whistleblowers.  He a fucking fraud that hides behind that non-interventionist libertarian bullshit as he flys to Moscow to work on undoing the Magnitsky Act. 

It’s too bad Ron was so pro-life. While I respected his principled stance on the matter, look what we wound up with as a result.

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13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s because you’ve got the best life going on this entire board. You forgot to mention that. 

orly? I'm not gay, but could use a sugar daddy

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

orly? I'm not gay, but could use a sugar daddy

I don’t think he’s as rich as Johnny sack (who still to this day refuses to lend me ten large), but what do I know. Maybe he is. Let’s see what he says about it. 

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I don’t think he’s as rich as Johnny sack (who still to this day refuses to lend me ten large), but what do I know. Maybe he is. Let’s see what he says about it. 

You in the market to watch rats fuck? 

It’s too bad Ron was so pro-life. While I respected his principled stance on the matter, look what we wound up with as a result.

I could live with that, but I couldn’t get past the gold bullshit.

Ron gave us a frost-tipped little twink who gets his ass beat by the HOA treasurer.

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You in the market to watch rats fuck? 

Nah. I don’t want 10 g’s to watch that. Just doesn’t seem worth it. 

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Except Rand has not been consistent at all on foreign policy.  He flip flopped on Ukraine when he ran for president and don’t even get me started on his partisan positions when it comes to protecting whistleblowers.  He a fucking fraud that hides behind that non-interventionist libertarian bullshit as he flys to Moscow to work on undoing the Magnitsky Act. 

He claims to be a noninterventionist not an isolationist, he addressed this when he ran for President. Yes, he is partisan as I mentioned up thread, he is a Republican Senator from MAGA country and he toes the line for the GOP in order to remain in office. Being a partisan out of self interest doesn't mean someone is a Russian asset.

 

22 minutes ago, F250 said:

He claims to be a noninterventionist not an isolationist, he addressed this when he ran for President. Yes, he is partisan as I mentioned up thread, he is a Republican Senator from MAGA country and he toes the line for the GOP in order to remain in office. Being a partisan out of self interest doesn't mean someone is a Russian asset.

 

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