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On 3/17/2020 at 8:10 PM, jimmyjazz said:

How long is the list of important Kentucky figures who weren't total pieces of shit?  James Bowie and . . . who?  Muhammad Ali?  

Abe Lincoln doesn't count.

I would say George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence.

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15 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Trying to take away the power of the purse from Congress and just give it to the president. More specifically to Cheetolini. 

Pretty sure the shipped sailed on that one last year when dotard diverted all those funds for his wall and the House did fuck all about it.

41 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Was going to say Woodrow Call then I remembered he was from Tennessee. Also he was an asshole too. Never mind. 

Gus was from Tennessee. Call was born in Scotland.

29 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I would say George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence.

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

17 hours ago, formermav43 said:

Gus was from Tennessee. Call was born in Scotland.

Huh, I remembered the quote from Call to Gus, "I'm American, by God, something something Tennessee."  But now you say it, my memory was jogged and it was actually closer to "I'm American, by God, just as American as someone from Tennessee."

Good Call.

Also, thanks for ruining my joke.

17 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

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17 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

West of the Mississippi, Colonel Sanders was better known as Blue Duck.  

6 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

Very protective of those secret 11 herbs and spices.

On 3/18/2020 at 8:54 PM, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

I've always hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!" 

Of course that's only because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly. 

6 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

womp. womp.

I hope he had been working very closely with Moscow Mitch 

 

 

11 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

womp. womp.

Hahaha. Fuck that guy

Corona Virus, just when I think you couldn't be any worse....

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perfect test monkey any dangerous and/or extreme corona meds 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

perfect test monkey any dangerous and/or extreme corona meds 

Let Dr. Trump try out all of his innovative medicines on him.  

On 3/19/2020 at 4:12 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

Rand Paul pre-Covid 19:  piece of shit

Rand Paul w/ Covid 19: piece of shit

Fuck Rand Paul

23 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

So an asymptomatic person was able to get a test? Wha?!!

 

i know, i know....i know how the world works.. doesnt mean i have to like it.

10 minutes ago, yoladu said:

So an asymptomatic person was able to get a test? Wha?!!

 

i know, i know....i know how the world works.. doesnt mean i have to like it.

He probably also already has a private healthcare facility stocked with 10 ventilators just for him and his family just in case.  All paid for through his government funded health insurance and kickbacks he gets from private corporations.  Meanwhile, he has done all he can to make sure that the rest of America gets nothing unless they can self fund it.  Fuck him.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Has anyone tested his neighbor?

Good point. That guy must spend a lot of time at bars with all the free drinks people buy for him.

23 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Crap. Wrong Kentucky senator.

I’ll take whatever we can get.

40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

That's the genius of it.

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His "ventilators for me and not for thee" is going to go over real well in a state with *new lung cancer rates of 92.6 (national rate is 59.6). Don't believe he is up for re-election this go around, but if he survives I hope the Kentucks all have long memories.

 

*Courtesy of the American Lung Association.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Still sad we're missing March Madness, but this unfolding story is pretty good. As you'd expect Team GOP has no dark horses. 

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Maybe we should change the thread title back to “The Decline of Rand Paul.”

Maybe Ron has learned a valuable lesson. Don't taunt Coronavirus. 

There is only one certainty here. Rand Paul's neighbor smiled broadly today.

Do Senators sit with their states other Senator at these lunches and meetings?

(fingers crossed)

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

 

Simpsons did it.

 

 

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Just FYI for everyone posting twitter comments about Rand and the swimming pool:

fallout from the situation is the Senate as a whole might start working remotely...

 

 

 

 

 

 

How stupid is our Senate? Why were they not practicing self-distancing before this? Not that they were really working in the first place, but one would think that they would have set up to work remotely much earlier. Oh but wait, coronavirus was just a hoax.

And he’s now gaslighting.

No one accused him of swimming and going to the gym after he got his results. Not one person.

Why is he refuting something no one said? (I know why.)

People are rightfully calling him a selfish moron for not self-quarantining while waiting for his results.

BTW, Rand is at high risk because of the lung injury/surgery resulting from the neighbor attack (he had pneumonia for a good while during that process.  Looks like some of you peeps wishing him death might get your wish in a couple weeks or so.

10 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Just FYI for everyone posting twitter comments about Rand and the swimming pool:

 

I don't get your point.  It seems like everyone's posts were accurate.  He only went into quarantine after he was diagnosed---after the test results were back.  Before those results, but when he had enough reason to believe he should be tested (something I would have to wait in a car in a 3 mile long line to do), he went for a swim.

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