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#1051

Personal responsibility in a nutshell. He was being responsible for his person, and no one else's.

 

 

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#1054

Could Rand be a bigger piece of shit than trump? Nah, but I’m nominating him Vice President piece of shit. He’s well past Pence now. 

#1055

Isn't it ironic? Rand being a fucking asshole to his neighbor when the man was trying to sell his house is the reason that his lungs are damaged when the neighbor lost his shit and bull rushed him.  This pre-existing condition is what made him the covid-19's huckleberry....like raaaaaaain .

#1057
59 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Isn't it ironic? Rand being a fucking asshole to his neighbor when the man was trying to sell his house is the reason that his lungs are damaged when the neighbor lost his shit and bull rushed him.  This pre-existing condition is what made him the covid-19's huckleberry....like raaaaaaain .

I really would like to shake that neighbor’s hand some day and give him a big thank you.

#1058
29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I really would like to shake that neighbor’s hand some day and give him a big thank you.

and drown him in beer and pussy, if he's into that sorta thing

#1060
9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t want to wish death on him but I hope he’s in the subset of patients who get the squirts.

I'll wish death upon him for you, haven't lived in Ky for over 40 years but he's a POS and deserves about every possible horrible thing to happen to him.  

#1062

It's pretty awesome of him to use the gym and swim a few laps and just roam around coughing on walls and licking the door handles while waiting for the test results.  That took courage.  He's a good man.  One of the best.

#1065

Gets his ass beat by his neighbor and then contracts Covid.  Rand may want to think about getting on the right side of things for awhile.  

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#1067
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bumping this to get everyone’s hopes up.  A late April Fools if you will.

So how sick is he actually?

#1068
15 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

So how sick is he actually?

I'm hoping he's dead. Fuck him. 

#1069

I don't know. His father's usual weekly column (that he writes) for the Ron Paul Institute was the one about the "Hoax" published in mid March.

After that, things have been pretty quiet. Rand sent a letter out on the 24th to urge Homeland Security to deem firearms industry personnel essential workers. He's had one or two tweets, but low profile.

I don't think they are sick, I think they are strategizing when to come out and throw rocks again. Plus, the COVID is going to hurt their state. Not that they care about the people who live there. Tbh, considering the current politicians Kentucky has as senators, that whole state needs its head examined.

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#1071

Yeah, he's the guy who pulls the plug on people who are in comas.

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#1076
6 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, he's the guy who pulls the plug on people who are in comas.

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s the guy that tells you - you’re too poor this hospital 

 

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

He also like to deliver terminal diagnosis news.

I’d wager he’s the guy that fucks the corpses.

#1077
6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

omg, he does have some humanity left:

 

What hospital in their right mind would let him volunteer after he had a recent infection? Did Duke University just give him a medical diploma without him ever having attended class? Sure seems like it.

#1078

Please be seated and ensure your lap bar is safely secured.

Welcome to the 1st and only stop on Rand's faux conciliatory image rehab tour after being a case study in abject stupidity.

You may now exit the vehicle.

 

#1079

He’s a freaking eye doctor who didn’t even finish his undergrad degree at gross ass Baylor and who plagiarizes lines from movies like “Gattaca” and “Stand and Deliver” in his speeches.

That poodle headed fuck is pulling this stunt for good PR after he shit the bed by bungling his quarantine.

He ain’t seeing patients - he’s wandering in scrubs looking for a television camera and mooching all the doctor’s lounge donuts.

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#1082

Fucker never had it. He just used it as an excuse for a two week vacation.  Not that any senator really does jack shit to begin with, but he’s going to scam the system while he can.

#1083
18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fucker never had it. He just used it as an excuse for a two week vacation.  Not that any senator really does jack shit to begin with, but he’s going to scam the system while he can.

It’s the republican way. 

#1087
8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

How are you “deep state” if you’re a former DOJ official? I swear we have the dumbest people running our country 

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#1088

He just told Fauci he’s not the end all on this, we should embrace the Swedish model and we should get kids back in school. 
 

Can we get his neighbor at this hearing?

#1090
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He just told Fauci he’s not the end all on this, we should embrace the Swedish model and we should get kids back in school. 
 

Can we get his neighbor at this hearing?

Maybe he was referring to the Swedish made penis enlarger pump model.spacer.png

#1092

Heffernan's thread is an enlightening read that proves the veracity of this thread's title beyond a reasonable doubt.

#1093
23 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I swear we have the dumbest people running our country 

This is not an opinion, it's verifiable fact.

#1094
3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Has he recently seen the Swedish trend? Even Sweden is like "we might have borked this up"

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#1096

Is that little poodle headed queef  trying to challenge Cruz for worst beard in the Senate? Or has the Donald let it be known that he prefers a little extra stimulation when they eat his ass? 

#1098
13 hours ago, Blotto said:

Is that little poodle headed queef  trying to challenge Cruz for worst beard in the Senate? Or has the Donald let it be known that he prefers a little extra stimulation when they eat his ass? 

Strong to quite strong.

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