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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

459 combined seasons in aggy mens big 3 sports ever

 

 

only twice (including tonight) did they ever play for/win a national championship

 

 

 

fucking insane stat

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From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

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Just now, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

Welp, that's all I need...

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36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of all of the stuff that has been flying around lately, $3.5M/year is the one I find the least believable. Unless that is truly what it would take to get Schlossnagle, there's no reason to go anywhere close to that. 

2.5 million + 1 million for assistants seems believable....

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

459 combined seasons in aggy mens big 3 sports ever

 

 

only twice (including tonight) did they ever play for/win a national championship

 

 

 

fucking insane stat

What was the second time? 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What was the second time? 

39?

8 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

Creditbility........hmmmm.  Southwestern?

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8 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

Which road tho

3 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

So for Schloss he went from it’s not happening to now this. 

12 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

god yes, make it happen!

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4 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

So more like:

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And where is my $9.95...

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tiger droppings poster saying 35 million for 10 years? Lol

That is the offer I've heard from a few.

Vitello wants $3 million per year.

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

You were dead wrong within half an hour of your post. That is extremely impressive, even for Surly. Bravo, sir. 

Thrilled to be wrong

Schloss is 53, right?  10 years sounds like a good retirement plan for him and nest egg. 
 

Now just have to get him to a presser at Belmont without losing him to the horde of homeless that apparently roam our streets. 

6 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

10 years 32 is it. 

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I'll try and get the tail number when/if it takes off at 1:40 p.m. CT. 

Here's another private going from AUS --> OMA this afternoon. However, noting it to cross it off the list of possibilities - it's owned by John Kiella, CEO of Kiella Real Estate Group in Temple, who has three aggy children.

Though this Learjet 45 caught my eye:

  • It started making back-and-forth trips between Austin Executive and Omaha starting the second day of the CWS - June 15 (i.e., the day of aggy's first CWS game).
  • It last left OMA late Saturday night and landed back in Austin around 12:15 a.m. yesterday. No flights back (or scheduled) since.
  • The plane is owned by TVPX in name, but TVPX is a company that provides trust services for the real owners for confidentiality and other reasons. So, very well could be a UT-affiliated owner.
  • It flew to Houston early morning the day of the first UT-ULLA game in the College Station regionals. Returned to Austin a couple days after our final game. 
  • Numerous frequent/recent trips to Addison, TX (visits to B12 headquarters?). 

Edit: The flight that @Mo Horn linked just took off. Tail number is N535V. Similar to the one noted above, this plane is also owned by a trust company (Delaware Aircraft Trust).

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Schloss is 53, right?  10 years sounds like a good retirement plan for him and nest egg. 
 

Now just have to get him to a presser at Belmont without losing him to the horde of homeless that apparently roam our streets. 

Does aggy still own a cannon? We might need to increase the security perimeter around ABIA.

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I'll try and get the tail number when/if it takes off at 1:40 p.m. CT. 

Here's another private going from AUS --> OMA this afternoon. However, noting it to cross it off the list of possibilities - it's owned by John Kiella, CEO of Kiella Real Estate Group in Temple, who has three aggy children.

Though this Learjet 45 caught my eye:

  • It started making back-and-forth trips between Austin Executive and Omaha starting the second day of the CWS - June 15 (i.e., the day of aggy's first CWS game).
  • It last left OMA late Saturday night and landed back in Austin around 12:15 a.m. yesterday. No flights back (or scheduled) since.
  • The plane is owned by TVPX in name, but TVPX is a company that provides trust services for the real owners for confidentiality and other reasons. So, very well could be a UT-affiliated owner.
  • It flew to Houston early morning the day of the first UT-ULLA game in the College Station regionals. Returned to Austin a couple days after our final game. 
  • Numerous frequent/recent trips to Addison, TX (visits to B12 headquarters?). 

i love flight tracking season

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

It's Urban Meyers, isn't it?

Do we have Chip Brown's scoop yet?

35 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

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I was just texting with my buddy about this.

Dang, Predictive Text, you scary.

 

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39 minutes ago, Levi said:

So for Schloss he went from it’s not happening to now this. 

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

I was just texting with my buddy about this.

Dang, Predictive Text, you scary.

 

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You previously searched schlongs to finagle?

1 minute ago, Darth Tron said:

You previously searched schlongs to finagle?

This is surly excellence. Post of the week sir. 

1 minute ago, Darth Tron said:

You previously searched schlongs to finagle?

I can neither confirm nor deny such rumors. nttawwt.

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
26 minutes ago, runthebone said:
It's Urban Meyers, isn't it?

What color is the hotel curtains?

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No BDE involved, so no @Nicole44 involved, because a girl's gotta have her standards.  Lulz.

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Hopefully this is the route CDC requests to take to Omaha

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Just now, chase25 said:

Hopefully this is the route CDC requests to take to Omaha

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The Half-Colt Scramble!

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

From what I was told from an ex Texas player with a ton of creditbility it will be the coach just up the road. 

Thought we could do better than Bunch.

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Ok aggy, here are your options:

Y’all can win a baseball national championship tonight…OR

Y’all can lose Schloss to Texas.

Which do you choose?

 

JC Bunch….. well, it is an improvement From Legend to Legend to Tyrant to coach who is hungry.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ok aggy, here are your options:

Y’all can win a baseball national championship tonight…OR

Y’all can lose Schloss to Texas.

Which do you choose?

 

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37 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's Urban Meyers, isn't it?

My gut is ready to contribute to your alls cause… 

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ok aggy, here are your options:

Y’all can win a baseball national championship tonight…OR

Y’all can lose Schloss to Texas.

Which do you choose?

 

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I don't give a fuck about aggy. We need to keep intact our record of hiring "sitting national championship coaches".

 

 

 

 

 

But the roller coaster plunge would be fucking all-time spectacular.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And it would do a hell of a job of putting the rest pf the SEC on notice...

1 hour ago, Levi said:

So for Schloss he went from it’s not happening to now this

What does pegging have to do with any of this?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

David Esquer???

That's fucking funny.

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

When I knew that none of these people know shit. 

Leadership matters. Powers and Patterson would have sword fought to make that announcement.

 

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