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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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2 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Anyone remember that video from last year? I’m sure Schloss can’t wait to leave them 

Think of who you're talking about. Gonna need you to be way more specific when referencing a weird video.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 why Pierce was shit-canned. 

He was shit canned because he had:

  • worst conference winning% by a coach since records existed back to 1911
  • 2nd worst overall win% by a coach at Texas since 1911
  • no national championships
  • lost his first game in all 3 CWS
  • 0-2 in Omaha in 2018, 0-2 in 2022.

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i think everyone can generally agree it was time to move on, especially if there is any truth to the Hurley story with folks being ready to turn in uniforms.

looking forward to seeing the next coach hired. wish him the best, but it was time.

I was thinking how wild it would be for a coach who just competed in the championship series to bolt for greener pastures, completely forgetting that BOTH coaches in the most recent CFP final just bolted.  We live in a weird world these days. 

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Think of who you're talking about. Gonna need you to be way more specific when referencing a weird video.

The video I posted 

1 hour ago, wood said:

This is interesting.

A light search of flight aware i see that there are no flights from ABIA/Austin Exec to college station regional.

That's the only flight to a Knoxville airport that is private(non airline related)

Not much from Omaha

 

@derpyhorndog literally slacking

 

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I want some curtains and I want them now…..

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Also seems like the Ags would match or exceed it. I don’t get why they wouldn’t. 

I think if you make an offer that big, as Schloss you dont even bother asking them to match it. You would be the highest paid coach in history by a huge margin. Asking aggy to pay you more would be a slap in the face to Texas at that point. You either want the job or you dont. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think if you make an offer that big, as Schloss you dont even bother asking them to match it. You would be the highest paid coach in history by a huge margin. Asking aggy to pay you more would be a slap in the face to Texas at that point. You either want the job or you dont. 

Good point hadn't considered that. I can't wait for the Ag meltdown if this is true.

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Also seems like the Ags would match or exceed it. I don’t get why they wouldn’t. 

multiple people have said that CDC uses the Mark Cuban shot clock on offers. take it or leave it in the next X min or by the end of the meeting.

not sure if that's totally true - but in concept i get it.

also like @The_Great_Hornsby said, you either want it or not. if you are being made the highest paid coach in college baseball, why shop it elsewhere?

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think if you make an offer that big, as Schloss you dont even bother asking them to match it. You would be the highest paid coach in history by a huge margin. Asking aggy to pay you more would be a slap in the face to Texas at that point. You either want the job or you dont. 

Which is why I bet this has been informally wrapped up for a while. We have him what he asked for then told him good luck for the rest of the season. 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I want some curtains and I want them now…..

you will get Schloss on stage with Pitbull in 5 days and like it...

Tony Vitello isn't coming to Texas. The fact he continues to be mentioned in the same breath as Schlossnagle tells me that they just needed someone else to pair with Schloss in these conversations. He is getting a fat extension from Tennessee and has everything he needs there.

If it isn't Schloss, it will be a candidate from the tier below.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also- I think there might be a couple rumors you hear coming out of college station about Schloss if he moves on. I'm very interested to see what their reaction is and if they say some of this stuff. I'm damn sure not going to be the first guy to go public with it, especially if he ends up at UT- but if it gets out and becomes a thing I will confirm that's what I'm talking about here.


Schloss likes to have sex in a tent in a Walmart parking lot?

I'm pretty sure flight tracking is worthless now.  They mask the flight info during coaching searches for the actual planes involved.

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If rumors of Vitello get him a fat raise that's above what we sign Schloss for, double win.  We didn't set the market.

Question about Pierce:  I wonder if the abuse + HR incident could be considered "fireable for cause", but we relented as long as he kept his mouth shut?  Seems like the possibility he leaked his departure to Bohls would be grounds to reconsider, especially if it were only a "gentleman's agreement" (hey to Aggies) and not yet signed.  Because fuck that guy.

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I assume it will start leaking out tomorrow.  

My money is on it will "leak" when either: a) CDC says it's ok to do so, because if there was anybody shitty enough to leak already in the know, they would've done so by now (see, Kurt Bohls), or b) players from a certain school all of a sudden start hitting the portal and/or talking about it after a team meeting. Like with Sark, we'll know before the official announcement. 

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

you will get Schloss on stage with Pitbull in 5 days and like it...

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I'm pretty sure flight tracking is worthless now.  They mask the flight info during coaching searches.

Also don't assume where CDC is going

He flew to Plainview at 5am to meet Beard for McDonalds.  No reason CDC has to go to College Station, they could meet somewhere else to avoid prying eyes.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also don't assume where CDC is going

He flew to Plainview at 5am to meet Beard for McDonalds.  No reason CDC has to go to College Station, they could meet somewhere else to avoid prying eyes.

Ah, the fated "chicken egg mcsandwich" 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also don't assume where CDC is going

He flew to Plainview at 5am to meet Beard for McDonalds.  No reason CDC has to go to College Station, they could meet somewhere else to avoid prying eyes.

2146 E Austin St, Giddings, TX 78942

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

2146 E Austin St, Giddings, TX 78942

Nope.

hunan’s is where shit gets done…

although the food quality has really gone downhill 

7 minutes ago, Covri said:


Schloss likes to have sex in a tent in a Walmart parking lot?

That guy fucks!

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also- I think there might be a couple rumors you hear coming out of college station about Schloss if he moves on. I'm very interested to see what their reaction is and if they say some of this stuff. I'm damn sure not going to be the first guy to go public with it, especially if he ends up at UT- but if it gets out and becomes a thing I will confirm that's what I'm talking about here.

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32 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'll keep this mostly to the aggy screenshot thread in the 995er section, but here's a taste. 

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Take the Schloss, pussies

24 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

He was shit canned because he had:

  • worst conference winning% by a coach since records existed back to 1911
  • 2nd worst overall win% by a coach at Texas since 1911
  • no national championships
  • lost his first game in all 3 CWS
  • 0-2 in Omaha in 2018, 0-2 in 2022.

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i think everyone can generally agree it was time to move on, especially if there is any truth to the Hurley story with folks being ready to turn in uniforms.

looking forward to seeing the next coach hired. wish him the best, but it was time.

Cherry shouldnt even really count. He was just manning the fort for a few years while Bibb was in the Air Force in S.A. doing his part to make sure we took care of the Germans and Japs.

 

 

I saw those stats last night and the thing that really get me is that Gus, in over 1,800 games, was only 10 wins shy of having an even .800 winning %.

In a game like baseball, that is mind blowing 

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

2146 E Austin St, Giddings, TX 78942

Taqueria Chihuahua is right across the street. Much better breakfast 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

 

CDC is sitting at a McDonalds in Brenham waiting, while Schloss arrives to CS like "i have an important errand to run..... I'll be back... No, no, just an appointment" 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Like a Klan rally without the robes and hoods. 

Check the video to see which players are least excited about "sawing 'em off" and you'll know which ones are coming to Austin along with Schloss.

17 minutes ago, Covri said:


Schloss likes to have sex in a tent in a Walmart parking lot?

There are a lot more Walmarts in Austin 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

CDC is sitting at a McDonalds in Brenham waiting, while Schloss arrives to CS like "i have an important errand to run..... I'll be back... No, no, just an appointment" 

Shit, CDC just hit up Bellville Meat Market for a brisket sando and some dried sausage, and now he's just waiting on the drive-thru daiquiri place to open. You've still got some time if you're Schloss. 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

CDC is sitting at a McDonalds in Brenham waiting, while Schloss arrives to CS like "i have an important errand to run..... I'll be back... No, no, just an appointment" 

No, they're meeting at that.mini Bucee's in Giddings. Just to make aggy even more angry

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

There are a lot more Walmarts in Austin 

True, but College Station is like a large Walmart. 

39 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Aggie is a Job.

Longhorn is a mindset. 

 

38 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Oh, Aggie is definitely a mindset.

aggy thinks they are special because they are in the SECx3

We just know we are special.

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also don't assume where CDC is going

He flew to Plainview at 5am to meet Beard for McDonalds.  No reason CDC has to go to College Station, they could meet somewhere else to avoid prying eyes.

Quick, someone drive out to Dime Box or Snook!

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Quick, someone drive out to Dime Box or Snook!

Someone page CDC at the Bryan airport 

Just now, Js1 said:

Someone page CDC at the Bryan airport 

If a tree falls in the forest......

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

“Luv Ya Maroon” ? Lulz.

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Quick, someone drive out to Dime Box or Snook!

No Mcdonalds there

Maybe Brenham

10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Shit, CDC just hit up Bellville Meat Market for a brisket sando and some dried sausage, and now he's just waiting on the drive-thru daiquiri place to open. You've still got some time if you're Schloss. 

 

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

True, but College Station is like a large Walmart. 

So is Bellville. And that Belville Meat Market is their grand central station. Ain't meeting there. 

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