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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lost in all this delicious excitement, lets not forget one Toilet Smurf, Taylor Hamm. That motherfucker loves baseball and Aggie athletics more than his children. Literally. That motherfucker is going to be simultaniously devastated personally by this news while also trying to scream "I told you so" to anyone who will listen to demonstrate that he stll has a skid mark of relevance. That fucking guy. 

In fact, he's going to sacrifice his children to the cause.

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Just now, MuellerHorn said:

 

Bat boy?

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

So is Bellville. And that Belville Meat Market is their grand central station. Ain't meeting there. 

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20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

5 stages of grief moving at warp speed right now…

 

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I don’t know what this is in response too exactly, AggiesToday is deleting stuff at high rate right now lol

 

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3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I’ve actually eaten there, just due to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

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It isn’t CDC’s way to wait on a coach decision publicly. If Schloss is saying he’s still deciding he’s flat out lying to aggy imo. 

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Trev Alberts will REALLY hate us now! And in typical Cornhusker fashion, he won’t be able to do anything about it. 

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve actually eaten there, just do to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

Do all meals come with your own Diet Coke refill button?

Why does the bus say "SEC COUNTRY"   Seriously, i dont get it.    I assume its the bus from IAH to College station.      Just put Texas A&M or Omaha Bound or Texas Aggies (sic).     I know we make fun of them for thinking just being in the SECx3 is an accomplishment, but its been 10+ years already, get over it.

 

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they really did hire a guy that's somehow worse than Ross Bjork.

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I've often thought Trev Alberts penny pinching nature might rear it's head to pink sock the aggies on this, but I expected it to be him refusing to match a big time Texas money offer. I didn't actually imagine it happened months ago becuase he fired fucking support staff and has the fucking communication skills of NeverMarryAStripper's ex-wife during her period. 

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy

Lol @ the one that says "At least give Vitello a call." That's not how this works, aggy. WE'RE the real Texas. You guys can't do this shit that we're doing with your coach, because you're Texas A&M...

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc.  That doesn't mean it isn't an done deal.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've often thought Trev Alberts penny pinching nature rear it's head to pink sock the aggies on this, but I expected it to be him refusing to match a big time Texas money offer. I didn't actually imagine it happened months ago becuase he hired fucking support staff and has the fucking communication skills of NeverMarryAStripper's ex-wife during her period. 

You don't just have random typos, you have typos that completely change the meaning of the sentence.  Its remarkable.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc.  That doesn't mean it isn't an done deal.

I don't think that's a thing when it comes to high-level or head-coaching positions.

even Aggies hate Kirk

also getting the "best friend" stuff backed by Kendall now, after A&M fans saying this whole time they weren't that close.

 

I thought Bjork was a Texas plant. Now trev alberts might surpass him. Who are the powerful Texas exes making these moves?

Not that this isn't delicious, but weren't a bunch of posters calling him a scumbag who bangs co-eds like a week ago? 

 

Just making it clear that I do not care what he does so long as it does not interfere with winning (legal jeopardy interferes with winning!).

Just now, Mr. Drummond said:

You don't just have random typos, you have typos that completely change the meaning of the sentence.  Its remarkable.

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5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It isn’t CSC’s way to wait on a coach decision publicly. If Schloss is saying he’s still deciding he’s flat out lying to aggy imo. 

CSC ??   

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Gonna Make You Sweat??

 

Just now, RollingPresidential said:

Not that this isn't delicious, but weren't a bunch of posters calling him a scumbag who bangs co-eds like a week ago? 

 

Not me. I praised him for pulling some of that fine tcu ass

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Not me. I praised him for pulling some of that fine tcu ass

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Trev Alberts first big move might be losing the best coach aggy has had in a major sport to their in-state rival. 

Yikes. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Zwinnerman isn't all but admitting he's gone (seems like he is), but the very fact that no one on the aTm side has reported anything or admitted there was even a possibility, to now having an insider say he has a meeting with College Station brass should be a pretty, prettaaaaay jarring realization for Aggies. Someone wake up @Longhornfrenzy becuase the melt that is about to happen is going to be epic, and Liucci is gonna be deleting threads the way Ketchum deletes entire grocery aisles. 

lol @ the idea that ketch gets food from the grocery store

 

12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve actually eaten there, just due to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

I hope you were wearing a gay pride shirt and a Biden Hat

lol, hamm is now at the acceptance step

 

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I can't take credit as I saw it somewhere on social media yesterday, but if this actually happens the only headline should be: "A&M's Schloss is UT's gain"

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bat boy?

Ags are apparently not very fond of bat boys.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Trev Alberts first big move might be losing the best coach aggy has had in a major sport to their in-state rival. 

Yikes. 

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3 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Prager. 

any reason he wouldn't take the 2nd round money he has coming?

5 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I thought Bjork was a Texas plant. Now trev alberts might surpass him. Who are the powerful Texas exes making these moves?

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This is so on brand for Trev.  The stupid dickface just refused to show up for work at ESPN because he got butthurt at the A Team getting extra air time after a primetime game.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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