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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I can't take credit as I saw it somewhere on social media yesterday, but if this actually happens the only headline should be: "A&M's Schloss is UT's gain"

No

"A&M loses to UT again in a matter of days"

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I wonder how much that dude made?  Like a $100k?  Real solid move there Trev.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lol @ the idea that ketch gets food from the grocery store

 

You're being absurd. Did you never watch Supermarket Sweep as a child? It's entirely more efficient to buy Ham and Ground Beef in bulk at a grocery store than even going to Golden Corrall. If you think that motherfucker doesn't have someone flat-bed his ass to a Costco, Restaurant Supply, H-E-B triangle of a weekly supply run, you're just lying to yourself. 

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

lol, hamm is now at the acceptance step

 

Now this THIS, is what capitulation looks like, folks. Reality, here comes your big song and dance for the aggie faithful.  You're on in 5. 

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7 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Not that this isn't delicious, but weren't a bunch of posters calling him a scumbag who bangs co-eds like a week ago? 

 

Just making it clear that I do not care what he does so long as it does not interfere with winning (legal jeopardy interferes with winning!).

Yes, but now he's OUR philanderer. 

I mean they aren't wrong. It's going to be impossible for Alberts to recover from this if it happens. Only hope is if Elko wins and distracts from this fuck up. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I mean they aren't wrong. It's going to be impossible for Alberts to recover from this if it happens. Only hope is if Elko wins and distracts from this fuck up. 

Hire Elko as our DC.  Checkmate.

Full Video.. Schloss looking like he wants to get out of dodge ASAP

2:07 “what bus is schloss on”
“He already went inside”

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nm, thread moving warp speed

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Don't these high level deals usually start with like an agreement in principle which is signed before the press conference, and then the actual contract has to get approved by the BOR before officially signing in the next couple weeks.  I assumed that is what Gerry was talking about.

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Stealing the best head coach they've had in any sport in a hundred years the same week we join their "hundred year decision" conference is almost too magical to imagine.

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I can't take credit as I saw it somewhere on social media yesterday, but if this actually happens the only headline should be: "A&M's Schloss is UT's gain"

"We dont need him, he's not a real ag"

This (or similar) will be said on texags if it happens.  Book it. 

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Its happening.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Stealing the best head coach they've had in any sport in a hundred years the same week we join their "hundred year decision" conference is almost too magical to imagine.

Only thing that could make that better would be for aggy to then hire Pierce.

I can only read a few of these posts at a time at work before I have to look at old Ursula pics to make me go from midnight to 6. These last pages are erotic.

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Stealing the best head coach they've had in any sport in a hundred years the same week we join their "hundred year decision" conference is almost too magical to imagine.

Bear Bryant is still their goat that just ran out of time coaching there. 

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3 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Schloss is currently in town. 

Did we page him at the airport?

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Stealing the best head coach they've had in any sport in a hundred years the same week we join their "hundred year decision" conference is almost too magical to imagine.

Nitpick: no stealing involved.  

Texas simply a job one can’t turn down. 

29 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Why does the bus say "SEC COUNTRY"   Seriously, i dont get it.    I assume its the bus from IAH to College station.      Just put Texas A&M or Omaha Bound or Texas Aggies (sic).     I know we make fun of them for thinking just being in the SECx3 is an accomplishment, but its been 10+ years already, get over it.

 

They have to make use of their final week as the preeminent in-state SEC school.

Whatever happens, this has been a hilarious week.

2 aggy douchebags go mainstream for being douchebags
aggy wins game 1 of the CWS only to piss away games 2 and 3
aggy still has hope for the future because Schloss is definitely staying
aggy media switches to "we're trying to keep him"

poor aggy

That’s a shame. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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All of our Weiners will be getting bigger if we get him 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Not a good sign.

If Hamm says it is true it probably isn't true.

just to be clear:

  • 60s: 7 CWS appearances
  • 70s: 1 national championship, 6 CWS appearances
  • 80s: 1 national championship, 3 CWS runner ups, 7 CWS appearances
  • 90s: 2 CWS appearances
  • 00s: 2 national championship, 2 CWS runner ups, 6 CWS appearances
  • 10s: 3 CWS appearances
  • 20s: 2 CWS appearances

Texas A&M has 8 CWS appearances in their 147 year history. Texas has 8 in the last 21 years lol

in the last 21 years, Texas A&M has 4 total CWS appearances.

 

4 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

I can only read a few of these posts at a time at work before I have to look at old Ursula pics to make me go from midnight to 6. These last pages are erotic.

The aggy tears / screenshot megathread is HOT right now. Go get your fill.

I was going to write that right now would be a hilarious time to leak that a new Assistant AD named Justin Moore had been hired at Texas. But TU (Tulsa) hired him as AD on June 12.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

The aggy tears / screenshot megathread is HOT right now. Go get your fill.

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36 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Do all meals come with your own Diet Coke refill button?

No, but you can throw your ketchup there.

What is Kimble schuessler thinking right now? Transferred when schloss was hired at aggy

32 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc. 

Judge Judy Eye Roll GIF

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wonder who alleged important support staffer was? I assume he will be on our all star staff!

Chris Park, Deputy Athletic Director and baseball support among other things.  Aggy through and through... himself and wife and let go less that 2 years from when Bjork hired him away from Washington St.

 

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3 minutes ago, NoName said:

just to be clear:

  • 60s: 7 CWS appearances
  • 70s: 1 national championship, 6 CWS appearances
  • 80s: 1 national championship, 3 CWS runner ups, 7 CWS appearances
  • 90s: 2 CWS appearances
  • 00s: 2 national championship, 2 CWS runner ups, 6 CWS appearances
  • 10s: 3 CWS appearances
  • 20s: 2 CWS appearances

Texas A&M has 8 CWS appearances in their 147 year history. Texas has 8 in the last 21 years lol

in the last 21 years, Texas A&M has 4 total CWS appearances.

 

Non blue bloods and never gonna be’s are funny. Fucking idiots trying to compare college baseball stats. Sad and entertaining at the same time. 

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