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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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2025 Texas Longhorns Baseball: Schloss's Big Weiner 

aggy should hire biggio as their new coach just to make everything right in the world

 

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Has this been posted already? I can’t stop laughing 

 

Hello....is this the Beastiality Society of Milkmen? I'd like to report a case of  stolen valor

 

53 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I didnt know baseball teams had fluffers. If he takes after his dad, he can give them all BJs standing up, which will cut down on the cost of kneepads and keep Trev happy. 

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Did we page him at the airport?


worst, the deal is about to fall apart. Like Saban, he’ll never be able to find a house in Austin 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


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Of course this fat, detestable motherfucker is going to pretend like he never has heard coach speak before in his life. 

Sure, he'll be branded a liar by many. They're called Aggies and they're dumb as fuck. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

How is this pathetic fat fuck still alive?

Because there is no God. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


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We'll brand him a national champion, you donut chugger.

He's spent decades covering coaches and he's still manages to be a complete dumbfuck about how coaching hires work.


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Can't believe that fat toad is still alive.

Trev Alberts as an administrator:

Omaha (Univ Nebraska-Omaha) - eliminated football and wrestling
Nebraska - Fired Frost, hired Rhule...otherwise didn't do much else did he?
Texas A&M - tbd... not looking good though

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Fucking with aggy during their once in a century championship game and then tormenting them the day after is awesome.

Big Brother will be doing it a lot more often now that they are under the shadow again.

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Just now, kevwun said:

He's spent decades covering coaches and he's still manages to be a complete dumbfuck about how coaching hires work.

He's just being a fat, pandering piece of shit.  He understands what's happening and how to get clicks out of it.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


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So John's never seen the post where he denied leaving TCU for the ags?  

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I see we've moved on to Stage 2:

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I'd argue we're on stage 3 and going on stage 4 at this point.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


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"I can't hear you with all this money in my ears!"

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

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looch is about to cash in on those rubes 

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

Kendall said its a fake account

Just now, David Dennison said:

No matter what happens, this is fun.

.....and I get nothing done

2 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Kendall said its a fake account

But did he say that it was wrong?  😀

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


looch is about to cash in on those rubes 

about to? that dude has been  fleecing those dumb fucks for a couple of decades. 

Guy on SEC Rant saying "it's done. Announcement imminent"

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

No matter what happens, this is fun.

At this point it might be even more fun if we announce Vitello and Tennessee announces Schloss.

CDC press conference should break out in a ‘SEC!SEC!SEC!’ Chant 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

There it is. Chip broke it and I’m not giving him clicks. 

 

BREAKING: One day after leading Texas A&M to a runner-up finish in the College World Series, Jim Schlossnagle is leaving College Station to become the new baseball coach of the #Texas #Longhorns, sources told Horns247.

45 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Kendall weighing in or going for clicks?


 

Kendall subtly making excuses.   Idk Kendall, maybe your school just sucks

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