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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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Chris Del Conte at the next SEC meeting when Alberts walks in the room:

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Time for the aggy tears that have been spiked with fear and loathing.

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's amazing to me there are actually people that think CDC isn't really good at his job. 

It's so fucking funny.  So much PPTSD (Patterson/Perrin traumatic stress disorder) that they can't comprehend that CDC always has a plan, people love to work for him and he has finally figured out how to fully tap into our vast amount of money to make things happen. 

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There's letting your nuts hang....and then there's getting your nuts good and sweaty, then dragging them all over little brother's face repeatedly as little brother is curled up in a ball.

This hire is the second thing.

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Hey Texags lurkers...

Get thoroughly and completely fucked, you weirdo, mid-major, repressed homosexual loser ass losers!!

We're the Joneses.

And there is still no such thing as a Texas Aggie.

 

 

 

P.S. Eat some shit.

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49 minutes ago, NoName said:

just to be clear:

  • 60s: 7 CWS appearances
  • 70s: 1 national championship, 6 CWS appearances
  • 80s: 1 national championship, 3 CWS runner ups, 7 CWS appearances
  • 90s: 2 CWS appearances
  • 00s: 2 national championship, 2 CWS runner ups, 6 CWS appearances
  • 10s: 3 CWS appearances
  • 20s: 2 CWS appearances

Texas A&M has 8 CWS appearances in their 147 year history. Texas has 8 in the last 21 years lol

in the last 21 years, Texas A&M has 4 total CWS appearances.

 

In one year, aggy doubled their number of all-time wins in Omaha.

Think about how pathetic that is.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's amazing to me there are actually people that think CDC isn't really good at his job. 

CDC is a fucking boss.

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18 hrs after they played for the national championship

 

 

 

cdc is the best AD in the nation

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What a fucking joke honestly. This makes the Stoops fiasco look like nothing. Fuck Texas A&M sports. Fuck Schloss.

I’ll delete this is it isn’t true, but my fucking god I am done with A&M athletics.

We are a joke and will always be a joke.

See you guys later

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

This well beyond Aggie tears 

True. CDC just served us up some aggy adrenochrome freshly harvested after game 3 of the College Word Series.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

18 hrs after they played for the national championship

 

 

 

cdc is the best AD in the nation


he’s off the ‘savvy’ scale 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

True. CDC just served us up some aggy adrenochrome freshly harvested after game 3 of the College Word Series.


CDC is in serious contention for UT athletics mt Rushmore 

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

cdc is the best AD in the nation

Dude pulled both an NCAA championship coach and NCAA runner up coach within days of their title games to Texas. 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’ll delete this is it isn’t true, but my fucking god I am done with A&M athletics.

We are a joke and will always be a joke.

See you guys later

Accidentally self-aware aggy is best aggy.  Their tears are the champagne of aggy tears.

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Just now, F250 said:

True. CDC just served us up some aggy adrenochrome freshly harvested after game 3 of the College Word Series.

I don't know that this move can ever be topped. We might have reached peak big brother. To be certain, somebody should dare CDC to hire Elko to man the taco bar in the football dining facility. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

I don't know that this move can ever be topped. We might have reached peak big brother. To be certain, somebody should dare CDC to hire Elko to man the taco bar in the football dining facility. 

He would eat them into bankruptcy 

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

This right here is what is going to sting even more than Schlossnagle leaving

I'm gonna get rich. I'm flying out to bcs today and buying up all the bleach and reselling it at 5x markup

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

But if they're current aggy players, will they academically qualify? 

Sorry.  Still waiting for something official other than traitor chip.  

 

Boss ass move by CDC.  

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Def one of, if not the greatest coups in Texas’ history

CDC looking at soccer and men's basketball (again) in the next 1-2 seasons

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

we stole Skip Johnson?  I thought we got Schloss...i haz confused

15 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

When Schloss got off the bus without any maroon on it was clear he was leaving aggy. Welcome to the Flagship!

He was wearing a burnt orange belt and shoes!

his movers are gonna need armed guards.

so Clempson coach to aggy?

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Holy shit I thought this was internet fan boy wish casting. 

Urban Meyer was wishcasting...this is Texas Baseball. "if Texas calls..."

Dallas Morning News just pushed an alert.  Schlossnagle to T E X A S.

CDC you glorious fucking bastard!   I can't believe you pulled it off but you damn sure did!    Hahahahahahahaha

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