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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do they teach English at aggy, or just frontier gibberish

Sadly he is UT Law.

 

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55 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

My understanding is that most top academic programs, UT included, have a bias against their own school's undergrads.

Shit, I have told plenty of my students that I will write them recommendations for any grad program other than Texas State.

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49 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

The fun thing about litigation is that discovery works both ways.   It should be fun when our team is instructed to "being issuing" information requests investigating the abject ineptitude and fiscal irresponsibility in the aggy athletic department.

21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is pathetic.

He forgot "cult member".  this is what a cult does.  A guy who seemingly appears normal becomes completely unhinged because a coach left his school for greener (and saner) pastures and the cult can not let anyone leave.

48 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I know Beckom.  He is a good attorney.  

He had a fucking typo in his tweet.   Absolute clown.   

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

He had a fucking typo in his tweet.   Absolute clown.   

rage tweeting is never a good option...

4 hours ago, JGHorn said:

I know and I apologize. Everytime I hit reply, it quotes you. No clue why 

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6 minutes ago, Hookem75 said:

 

Is that the guy who does bible study every night with his team before 9pm lights out?

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5 minutes ago, Hookem75 said:

 

That's a solid tweet, especially since he not only misspelled the coach's name, he also misspelled the acronym of the school he's at.

Just now, ballrific said:

Is that the guy who does bible study every night with his team before 9pm lights out?

No, you're thinking of Dan Heefner of DBU.  This is Dan Hefner from DPU.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

No, you're thinking of Dan Heefner of DBU.  This is Dan Hefner from DPU.

ah, DPU, the liberal arts school.  whoop!

Ambulance chaser Brian should hire Randolph Duke as his consultant on this important project. Drafting public information requests is a learned skill, much more difficult than preening and rage tweeting. 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck is DPU?  

Double Penetration University. Perfect for the 12 men.

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck is DPU?  

Dallas Presbyterian University 

So this is a joke then, because there's no such college and certainly not a baseball program?  

Dammit, we should get in on these grifts at the ground floor and scam the stupids.  

"Look here 12th Man Foundation, for just $100,000---we can form an exploratory committee and provide travel for them to go and recruit top coaches from elite programs like DPU, Texas College, Baseball of University, Southwest North Dakota State, and other institutions of acclaim."  

 

51 minutes ago, Skipper said:

He had a fucking typo in his tweet.   Absolute clown.   

It's not just the typo.

2 hours ago, Slick16 said:

The fun thing about litigation is that discovery works both ways.   It should be fun when our team is instructed to "being issuing" information requests investigating the abject ineptitude and fiscal irresponsibility in the aggy athletic department.

We may be able to get Terry Price's bbq chicken recipe. 

That fucking law dude idiot already took down his tweet apparently

I guess the investigation stalled on day 1 lol

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That fucking law dude idiot already took down his tweet apparently

I guess the investigation stalled on day 1 lol

I'm picturing Alberts asking the guy like in "My Cousin Vinny"

'So how long you been practicing baseball law?'

-Almost six weeks.  

6 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That fucking law dude idiot already took down his tweet apparently

I guess the investigation stalled on day 1 lol

Let me guess, some t-sipper hacked his account

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Double Penetration University. Perfect for the 12 men.

DP'ed by UTx2

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I've started thinking that we'll know they might actually win something when some guy is recruited in and refuses to do any of that shit. "I'm not an aggie. I'm not here to learn 'yells'. I came here to win football games and titles for you guys, and you're paying me well to do it. Now let me coach, and stop pressuring me to 'become' an aggie."

If I heard someone say that to them as an HC, I might get worried.

That is such a great point, but I don’t think we have to worry about that. The guys who see right off that the Aggie stuff is all bullshit do it anyway, because it doubles the length of their leash, the time they have to build before the seat gets hot. If a new Ag coach came in, saying that, and then lost a couple of games in a row, he’d be crucified as a heretic. 
 
It’s noteworthy that so many of their really successful coaches, Bryant, Bible and Schlossnagle, very clearly got the hell out when they could. Exceptions are Norton (their MNC winner) and Sherrill (if you really call him successful), and they both got fired eventually. (Sherrill, for all the Aggie bullshit he espoused, was trying to maneuver to an NFL job). 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Jimbo Fisher lied to his players’ faces for a week then left for aggy without telling them 

Then Aggy got the last laugh!!🤣

45 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I'm picturing Alberts asking the guy like in "My Cousin Vinny"

'So how long you been practicing baseball law?'

-Almost six weeks.  

How did Alberts become an AD in the first place?    I know aggy is  his third or fourth gig as a AD.    But how in the hell do go from a  talking head at ESPN to AD?  

5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

So, does TAMU's course of conduct in willingly and knowingly paying coaches at TAMU while said coaches were employed by competing universities compromise their position?

"E-Rob" (Elijah Robinson) was paid and coached A&M football for over 3 weeks after he had accepted a coaching position at a competing university, including actively working against TAMU by recruiting existing and prospective A&M players to play for Syracuse University. 

4 hours ago, Skipper said:

He had a fucking typo in his tweet.   Absolute clown.   

"... ex- former Texas A&M employees "

FIF him.

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I stopped by here this morning to have a look and make sure CDC didn't leave any damning evidence lying around.  I drive by this place all of the time, and drove by it Tuesday morning.  I probably drove right by CDC and had no idea.  The past few days have been fun.  All of the Ags I know are pissed and conspiring to get retribution, even though they lack the ability to do anything about it.  The newest rumor I heard from them today was that Schloss already moved to Austin the first weekend of the CWS.  Nevermind the fact he was in Omaha coaching the whole time.

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I think Ham said it was the DBU coach

DPU-Dallas Pentecostal University, it makes perfect sense to hire a cult leader

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54 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

I stopped by here this morning to have a look and make sure CDC didn't leave any damning evidence lying around.  I drive by this place all of the time, and drove by it Tuesday morning.  I probably drove right by CDC and had no idea.  The past few days have been fun.  All of the Ags I know are pissed and conspiring to get retribution, even though they lack the ability to do anything about it.  The newest rumor I heard from them today was that Schloss already moved to Austin the first weekend of the CWS.  Nevermind the fact he was in Omaha coaching the whole time.

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If you look closely at those two headstones center left you can see that one has "Aggy Hopes" engraved on it, and the other has "Aggy Dreams".  CDC personally buried them there.

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How did Alberts become an AD in the first place?    I know aggy is  his third or fourth gig as a AD.    But how in the hell do go from a  talking head at ESPN to AD?  

Some fool at Nebraska-Omaha was dumb enough to hire him first after ESPN shit-canned him.

Peter Principle accounts for his current standing. But, aggy, right?

51 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Some fool at Nebraska-Omaha was dumb enough to hire him first after ESPN shit-canned him.

Peter Principle accounts for his current standing. But, aggy, right?

That was my thought when I first heard that aggy hired him...wait, wasn't he that dumb chump who was on ESPN about 20 years ago?

Yep.

aggy nailed that hire.

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So this is a joke then, because there's no such college and certainly not a baseball program?  

Dammit, we should get in on these grifts at the ground floor and scam the stupids.  

"Look here 12th Man Foundation, for just $100,000---we can form an exploratory committee and provide travel for them to go and recruit top coaches from elite programs like DPU, Texas College, Baseball of University, Southwest North Dakota State, and other institutions of acclaim."  

 

Hey fuckface, I got my masters from Baseball of University. It’s accredited!!*
 


 

 

 

 

*in some Central American countries 

aggy should try to convince the DBU BB Coach to entertain living and coaching in CS. He’s done more with less than many others. Just saying.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

DPU-Dallas Pentecostal University, it makes perfect sense to hire a cult leader

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The cult cheerleaders are creepier than the cult snake handlers.

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

If you look closely at those two headstones center left you can see that one has "Aggy Hopes" engraved on it, and the other has "Aggy Dreams".  CDC personally buried them there.

Did I see someone say John David Crowe is buried in that Snook cemetery?  You can't make this shit up.

16 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Then at the end she sinks her own argument. That was the funniest part. She says "It's like OSU and OU." LOL

I think, in her head, what she was looking for was something more like Florida-FSU. Or maybe UNC-Duke. But then she unknowingly stumbled onto a perfect comparison 

Man, i cant stop. Looking at this aggy swollen pussy syndrome ASPS us an addiction.
Talk about jealous ex. Jeezus.
Suing ur ex for contract violation after he files for divorce and leaves?
What a bunch of lil bitches.
But I love it!
This hire has been 100% succesful.
They dont see how sad they look trying to find any way to get revenge on the ex that left them.
Durn immoral sips from that liberal cesspool! Awdacity of takin our corch that almost brung us a championship.

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Now aggy catering is jumping in the mix. We’re so fucked.



I used to work in the department that makes letters out of cardboard.  You can do it 48 hours if you know what you're doing and get approved for OT.

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Suspend him for a year? For fucking what? 

Do they not have logic classes at A&M?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—A&M is not a serious fanbase. They demand you give them the respect of a Texas all while having the trophy case of a Louisiana Tech.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Suspend him for a year? For fucking what? 

Do they not have logic classes at A&M?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—A&M is not a serious fanbase. They demand you give them the respect of a Texas all while having the trophy case of a Louisiana Tech.

While demanding conformity to asinine traditions that would make organized religion blush 

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