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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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6 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Home run?  More like a sac bunt …

Caught stealing 

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20 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Caught stealing 

 

1 hour ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Coulda sworn this dude is the GM at Tractor Supply in Tomball.

 

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Oh come on that’s ridiculous. 

That face would never have made it past Assistant Fertilizer Manager. 

Guys, if you could stop downplaying that Earley was our fan favorite, that would be great.  They're onto us.

 

"Trev is such a genius that he intentionally drove Schloss away, so he could replace him with the real brains on the coaching staff while getting money from tu."

 

1 hour ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Coulda sworn this dude is the GM at Tractor Supply in Tomball.

 

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This guy has had a tough run as head coach of Washington, but I hear he has some good baseball knowledge and has been a round baseball for much of his life. 

No spelling error.

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but has it been reported/confirmed that Weiner is staying at UT and not going back with Earley?

One thing in ATM's favor with this hire - it does give them a chance at a NC next year by keeping the roster together. From that standpoint, it's not a terrible dice roll which they can bail out of within a couple years. But beyond next year, I'd be disappointed if I were an ATM fan.

Yes, it's a band-aid attempt to keep their existing roster together since they struck out on experienced HCs. I doubt Weiner will abandon Schloss or that aggy will pay him more than UT for the same role. But, I guess we'll see.

Earley is high risk, but cost-effective for aggy.

So this earth-shaking, “steal the sips’ thunder on their SEC day” news doesn’t even get a mention on the ESPN or SEC Network bottom line 

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If the rumor that Tulo is staying is true, that will be a chef's kiss.

Earley ironically becomes a fan favorite by exiting stage right and creates a spot for Tulo. From inexperienced volunteer coach to Head Coach in a week: Earley gets the worm.

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3 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

So this earth-shaking, “steal the sips’ thunder on their SEC day” news doesn’t even get a mention on the ESPN or SEC Network bottom line 

Texas vs Bama replay on SEC Network right now.

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but has it been reported/confirmed that Weiner is staying at UT and not going back with Earley?

texaggy is very upset that Weiner is smiling bigly in this picture, so he has been identified as a traitor not to be welcomed back in Teh Stashun:

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When am plays at DF, pleaaaaase the pa guy needs to welcome him back as a former longhorn 😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but has it been reported/confirmed that Weiner is staying at UT and not going back with Earley?

Kurt Bowels posted that a source says Weiner and Cain are sticking with UT

1 hour ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Coulda sworn this dude is the GM at Tractor Supply in Tomball.

 

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He looks like early Denisovan man. This guy is not going to respond well to Texas summers

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21 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

If they hire Earley I wonder if Schloss looks at Tulo for that assistant position? I think he was let go because Schloss was bringing in his own Director of Player Development but would he be open to Tulo in another role? 

I’m not saying I’m Tulo. But I’m also not not saying I’m Tulo.

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m not saying I’m Tulo. But I’m also not not saying I’m Tulo.

Situation played out like Schloss and Tulo had an understanding.

They understood aggy would probably strike out on an experienced HC and Earley would readily accept the job and stay put in Collie Station.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Situation played out like Schloss and Tulo had an understanding.

They understood aggy would probably strike out on an experienced HC and Earley would readily accept the job and stay put in Collie Station.

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I mean, stealing aggy’s entire staff was funny but I’m fairly certain that finding a spot for Tulo on Schloss’s staff was the dream scenario for every Longhorn fan when the rumors started.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, stealing aggy’s entire staff was funny but I’m fairly certain that finding a spot for Tulo on Schloss’s staff was the dream scenario for every Longhorn fan when the rumors started.

Yes and aggy ending up with a rookie HC they trashed days ago just to keep the roster intact AND we keep Tulo, Cain and Weiner is the better scenario 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, stealing aggy’s entire staff was funny but I’m fairly certain that finding a spot for Tulo on Schloss’s staff was the dream scenario for every Longhorn fan when the rumors started.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Yes and aggy ending up with a rookie HC they trashed days ago just to keep the roster intact AND we keep Tulo, Cain and Weiner is the better scenario 

bUt We GoT oUr GuY sTuPiD sIp!

One of the portal guys, Jack Bell (semi-starting infielder) announced he’s going to TCU. Guess not all wanted Earley. 

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

One of the portal guys, Jack Bell (semi-starting infielder) announced he’s going to TCU. Guess not all wanted Earley. 


he’ll start at tcu

needs to find his batting stroke 

Camarillo removed himself from the portal. CHECK MATE EARLEY DOING WORK

You couldn’t draw it up better for Texas. Fucking tremendous. 

aggy will be trying to hire Tulo in 3 years.

9 minutes ago, MrX said:

You couldn’t draw it up better for Texas. Fucking tremendous. 

Well, it could have been better had Texas kept both Earley and Tulo, and aggy hired Rodney Terry as their baseball corch.

56 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Earley ironically becomes a fan favorite by exiting stage right and creates a spot for Tulo. From inexperienced volunteer coach to Head Coach in a week: Earley gets the worm.

Doesn’t the earley worm get the bird?

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Camarillo removed himself from the portal. CHECK MATE EARLEY DOING WORK

And he’s probably gone in the draft lol

Kendall confirming Kurt’s report. 
 

 

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Based on my experience as a d1 paid assistant coach as compared to Earley, I think I’ll reach out to the UW AD and express my interest in the hc job if that guy does head to aggy.  

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:


“Dominoe” lol

Aggie gonna aggy.

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5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Congrats to coach Earley.  

Fucker never did anything while he was here. Can't believe anybody would hire him.

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This feels ripe for the people with photoshop skills....

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Holy shit this is the same shirt Schloss had on at the reception.  Turns out Schloss was just picking up the rest of his shit

On 6/29/2024 at 10:07 AM, Hookem2147 said:

Yes. Then give him an open checkbook to get the current players back and see if he can stick it to mean ole Schlossnagle.

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How deep is their overdraft protection?

6 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Objectively hilarious that this photo exists.

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Those idiots won't be able to hire a decent head coach. They'll come my way, you just watch. Man, this jersey looks better-- nope don't go there. Think of the money.

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Do we have a complete list of coaches who turned them down?

Still waiting on the names of the two MLB managers William told us about just a few days ago.

 

3 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

No meltdown because they will be able to fallback on their most trusted of excuses. Next Year our coach will be more experienced and it will be at our place.

Still installing his system.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

I'm skeptical how much they will keep their roster together.  They probably would have had guys poached away had Schloss stayed.  We shall see.

I wonder about that, too. The portal guys have a bit of time to decide. Do they really want to play at a school with an untried head baseball coach when they could go to a certain contender? The longer they stay unattached, the better other places will start to look.

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Still waiting on the names of the two MLB managers William told us about just a few days ago.

According to texags, one of them was Hinch. 

But Trev told him no because aggy doesn't lie, cheat, or steal signs.

aggy didn't want Hinch, O'Connor, Heefner, Skip, or Vaughn. 

Nope, they were adamant on hiring somebody that's never been a head coach. Don't tell them otherwise. This was their first choice. 

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

aggy will be trying to hire Tulo in 3 years.

I suspect they tried this week. 

A&M fans screamed all week about Scloss leaving, then hired a guy that left with him and knew for months they were leaving.

All is forgiven, I guess? 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This feels ripe for the people with photoshop skills....

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