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As Soon As That Camera Is Off, He Gonna F*CK That Little Dog

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Yes kiddies, that's right.

The thread title is the best line in the movie. That scene still cracks me up.

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

The dolphins are in the jacuzzi.

Shit, I forgot about this one. Back in college we used to say this when we were stoned and thought cops were watching us.

One time we were smoking out at Zilker and a friend starts saying "shoot the moon!" We start laughing and asking him WTF? Then he says "The dolphins are in the jacuzzi!" lulz We immediately knew what he meant and hid our stash.

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On 6/4/2024 at 7:10 PM, F250 said:

The thread title is the best line in the movie. That scene still cracks me up.

 

Auntie Esther FTW/

10 hours ago, TOR said:

Auntie Esther FTW/

That's what makes it so funny. Similar to how she told Ice Cube "Well, fuck you" in Friday.

I got one of them peanut butter pussis: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.

I've actually had the privilege of using the line in the title. Once I was at work and a couple of people were watching a video of a guy dancing with his dog and the opportunity presented itself.

Nobody got the reference so I just took credit for the line.

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No don't say that we'll still get laid.

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