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Pro Gamer breaks up with hot girlfriend to focus on Call of Duty

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#4

I mean... I've heard the saying "no matter how hot she is there's someone tired of her shit." I just didn't realize there was a dumbass wanting to play more video games on the other side.

Fuck that expression. 

#5

I don't understand why, but some pro gamers can make serious money.  I have no idea if he is one of them, but I assume so since he landed her in the first place.  In which case he'll probably be able to land more because chicks dig guys with money.

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#8

I was watching some old rerun of The Family Feud a few days ago and Steve Harvey goes to one of the families and goes down the line asking them what they do.  Really goofy looking older teenager tells Steve with beeming pride that he's a pro gamer.  Steve doesn't quite understand.  Contestant tells him he travels around playing Halo tournaments.  He's a Halo pro.  My son is watching and just busts out laughing at the guy.  No way that dufus would ever land a hot weather girl.

#10
49 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I would be more than happy to console that poor, sad, distraught young lady 

Not very PC of you there, sir

#16
39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Remember, boys:

"No matter how hot she is,

Some other guy

Is actually not into girls."

That's my guess here.  NTTAWWT

#17

You never know, man.  Maybe she only does missionary and lies there like a dead fish.  Maybe she won't suck it.  They're out there.

More likely he's a gay, of course.

#18
Hell hath no fury like a woman scored for Sega.


Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score for Christ’s sake. It’s only the second period and I’m up 12-2.
#27
29 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is this guy a pro gamer like how Dan Blizerian claims to have made all of his money being a pro poker player?   

No idea about this dude, but some of the people who stream games/play pro make silly amounts of money.

That goofy Ninja kid that plays Fortnite reportedly pulls in half a million dollars a MONTH

#28

We aren’t getting the full story.  Either she was a pain in the ass or he had women lined up like Tiger Woods.  These people that are super rich don’t live in the real world like us poor bastards.  Bill Burr has a great bit on this.

#29
7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

No idea about this dude, but some of the people who stream games/play pro make silly amounts of money.

That goofy Ninja kid that plays Fortnite reportedly pulls in half a million dollars a MONTH

well deserved too. 

#30

rich, good looking, and there's a million nerd girls out there doing buttsharpie cosplay.

#32
1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

We aren’t getting the full story.  Either she was a pain in the ass or he had women lined up like Tiger Woods.  These people that are super rich don’t live in the real world like us poor bastards.  Bill Burr has a great bit on this.

Maybe she's better than he is at Mario kart

#33
Yeah I’m sure the video game groupies are just as hot as her


You should check out the world of gaming/twitch.
#35
27 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 


You should check out the world of gaming/twitch.

 

Girls bouncing on dildos up the ass while playing COD. They’re out there 

#37
15 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Girls bouncing on dildos up the ass while playing COD. They’re out there 

link?

#39
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That dude is an idiot , she could be a cunt and bitch all day but as soon as I see that ass it’s all forgotten
#45
18 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Yeah I’m sure the video game groupies are just as hot as her

She IS a video game groupie.  She’s hot for sure, but I could see being ready for something different after three years.  The guy has money and is good looking.  She’s not his only option. 

#50

He has a YouTube channel and she used to be on there with him at times. Her English fucking sucks though. He's part of the Faze Clan on COD.

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