June 8, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Dahobbs said: Americans have a really unhealthy fear of sex. In the cases of women within 100 feet of Chrispy, a justified one. Edited June 8, 20241 yr by Brian Fantana dp ('d your mom)
June 8, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Dahobbs said: Americans have a really unhealthy fear of sex. We have weird fetishes though. For years, I tried to teach a giraffe at a wildlife center to pull little kids out of vehicles to impress this gal I was after, who didn’t think giraffes could be taught. She was obsessed with giraffes. I thought that if I taught one something very specific, she’d realize that they could be taught. But alas, dumb fucking giraffes, no matter how much food you give them, are not very trainable, so I never got to see her in her giraffe outfit. Edited June 8, 20241 yr by atomheartbevo
June 8, 20241 yr Next up, the “my uncle is a prince and he left me $10million but I don’t have a bank account in my country so give me your account number,” and “your car warranty is about to expire” people are about to clean them out. That is, if they don’t figure out only fans first.
June 8, 20241 yr On 6/5/2024 at 2:45 PM, Brisketexan said: I said he'd be elected tribal chief, not "he'd get a lot of Surly rep points." Besides, only losers collect Surly rep points.
June 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: We have weird fetishes though. For years, I tried to teach a giraffe at a wildlife center to pull little kids out of vehicles to impress this gal I was after, who didn’t think giraffes could be taught. She was obsessed with giraffes. I thought that if I taught one something very specific, she’d realize that they could be taught. But alas, dumb fucking giraffes, no matter how much food you give them, are not very trainable, so I never got to see her in her giraffe outfit. Better?
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