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#4951
9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I understand why the media does it but why the fucking sheep celebrate getting gas lit at every corner is what I don't understand.

Hell a bunch of them are patting themselves on the back in this thread after getting everything wrong over the past 8+ years.

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#4952
16 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I understand why the media does it but why the fucking sheep celebrate getting gas lit at every corner is what I don't understand.
 

Dude you were predicting the apocalypse earlier this year based off of YouTube videos.

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#4953
Government: We highly suggest you evacuate ASAPFlorida Mfs:

 

#4954
THIS IS INSANE! St. Petersburg has reported 5.09 inches of rain in ONE HOUR and 9.04 inches in3 hours.That’s more rare than a thousand year rain event!Thresholds for 1,000-year rain there:5.56”/1 hour7.16”/2 hours 8.50”/3 hours @MyRadarWX

 

#4955
21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I understand why the media does it but why the fucking sheep celebrate getting gas lit at every corner is what I don't understand.

Hell a bunch of them are patting themselves on the back in this thread after getting everything wrong over the past 8+ years.

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#4956
5 hours ago, F250 said:

Dude you were predicting the apocalypse earlier this year based off of YouTube videos.

I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age.  Sorry you lack the ability to pay attention to something that your mainstream lords and masters do not spoon feed you.

#4957
5 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Muh climate change!!! BAN VOLCANOES!
 

🌋 HUNGA TONGA-HUNGA UNDERWATER VOLCANO: MORE GREENHOUSE GAS THAN ALL HUMANS PUT TOGETHER: BUT WHERE ARE THE CLIMATE SCIENTISTS?"The largest and highest injection of water into the stratosphere since satellites began taking measurements:160,900 tons (146,000 metric tons) of…

 

#4959
36 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:
Roof is gone at Tropicana Field #milton #rays Video by: Nick Friedman@mysuncoast @WESH

More vids.   Reports are that linemen were being staged there.

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#4960
12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age.  Sorry you lack the ability to pay attention to something that your mainstream lords and masters do not spoon feed you.

 

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#4961

Well, for years the Rays had pushed to have an open air stadium, though I doubt this is what they had in mind.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Nashville Rays.  

#4962
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
THIS IS INSANE! St. Petersburg has reported 5.09 inches of rain in ONE HOUR and 9.04 inches in3 hours.That’s more rare than a thousand year rain event!Thresholds for 1,000-year rain there:5.56”/1 hour7.16”/2 hours 8.50”/3 hours @MyRadarWX

 

I find this surprising given the number of hurricanes and tropical storms that have hit that area over the years.

#4963
18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Muh climate change!!! BAN VOLCANOES!
 

🌋 HUNGA TONGA-HUNGA UNDERWATER VOLCANO: MORE GREENHOUSE GAS THAN ALL HUMANS PUT TOGETHER: BUT WHERE ARE THE CLIMATE SCIENTISTS?"The largest and highest injection of water into the stratosphere since satellites began taking measurements:160,900 tons (146,000 metric tons) of…

 

IDK if I would take that guys word at face value. Which you are, since despite putting something in quotes, he still doesn't attribute it to anything lol. He also thinks that the COVID vaccine will maim you, according to some of his other tweets. 

But please, do tell us why we should care. In your own words, and not just pasting a xweet

#4964
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp ….

The roof of Tropicana Field has been ripped off due to Hurricane Milton, according to @abcactionnews

 

i had 4 great trips to the trop 

Shocking that something with essentially a tarp for a cover did not make it through a hurricane.

#4965
Tampa Bay Times staff working through the night covering Hurricane Milton from all our safe houses are now facing the fact that, uh, that big ole crane in Downtown St. Pete fell into our office building. https://t.co/FYd0P5dWhC

 

#4966
25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Muh climate change!!! BAN VOLCANOES!
 

🌋 HUNGA TONGA-HUNGA UNDERWATER VOLCANO: MORE GREENHOUSE GAS THAN ALL HUMANS PUT TOGETHER: BUT WHERE ARE THE CLIMATE SCIENTISTS?"The largest and highest injection of water into the stratosphere since satellites began taking measurements:160,900 tons (146,000 metric tons) of…

 

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#4967
City of Saint Petersburg was aware of the issue and this is what they stated:

 

#4969
47 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'm watching the Ryan Hall guy and like him; he keeps his cool and isn't hyperbolic.

They're discussing the backside of the eyewall is coming on shore now. He and his chasers are talking about what's coming on shore now, which is a lot stronger than the front in this case.

Lots of flooding from the rain itself, beyond the storm surge. The airport has received 5 inches in the last hour on top of the 7 inches they'd already gotten today.

Storm surge is much worse right now to the south around Punta Gorda/Port Charlotte where all power is out.

Yeah, Ryan Hall Y'all is a great channel...

This started today just after 12:15pm EST.  Over 10 hours of coverage...

 

#4970
1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:
City of Saint Petersburg was aware of the issue and this is what they stated:

 

Well, given the power of solar events, it's unavoidable.  

#4971
9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

IDK if I would take that guys word at face value. Which you are, since despite putting something in quotes, he still doesn't attribute it to anything lol. He also thinks that the COVID vaccine will maim you, according to some of his other tweets. 

But please, do tell us why we should care. In your own words, and not just pasting a xweet


Robin Monotti is an architect and a water fountain designer. What makes you question his Covid credentials? 

#4972
37 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age.

So why didn't the first "Carrington Event" send us back to the Stone Age?

#4976
55 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age.  Sorry you lack the ability to pay attention to something that your mainstream lords and masters do not spoon feed you.

Why didn't the last Carrington Event put us back in the stone age? Why will the next one?

Also does that mean we'll have cars that we drive with our feet?

 

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#4977
54 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Hunga Tunga?  Was Biggus Dickus busy?

I’ll give you a choice: death, or Hunga Tunga

#4978
1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age.  Sorry you lack the ability to pay attention to something that your mainstream lords and masters do not spoon feed you.

You are impressively stupid. 

#4979

Planning for reopening is usually in the 96 hour window. Had a major trucking company say expect a lot longer. Said Helene still has impact on movement. This just is adding to that. Damn those DOT inspectors are going to be busy.

#4981
8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Why didn't the last Carrington Event put us back in the stone age? Why will the next one?

Also does that mean we'll have cars that we drive with our feet?

It's actually really interesting stuff, I've read some on it, and while a good bit of it is over my head, basically we are fortunate.  Yes, we get major solar generated geo storms, and yes, they'd be a problem.  However, the particle/proton side of it isn't enough to cause any long-term significant damage.  Scientists have done work on understanding this by examining ice cores in Greenland and Antarctica. 

In 80s there was a study done that initially indicated that particle energy and damage was detected, which has since been debunked.  Conspiracy theorists, as they do, latched on to the study that indicates a coming apocalypse, while ignoring the fact that it's been debunked.  The one in 1800s isn't the largest they've found and dated, the largest was about 8,000 years ago (from my memory, so maybe off a bit), and even that, while large, wouldn't have been big enough for long term damage. 

However, we do know this does happen in other systems, and one of the major theories because of the nature of binary star systems and gravitational wobbles (this is where we seem to be fortunate).  Our system is just big enough to be as it is, and just small enough to avoid enough mass from collecting at Jupiter to form a secondary star.  All of that part is theoretical but very interesting.  

That said, it's also not without precedent for technology to be lost to history after the destruction of a civilization, however the circumstances now make that seem unlikely.  There was a civilization in Africa (I believe Ethiopia, but again, from memory) that actually had the modern equivalent of sanitary sewers and pluming about 5 thousand years ago.  They used clay pipes, which we did as well prior to plastics.  Historians/Archealogists aren't clear on what happened to them, but that technology was lost for a long time.  So it can happen, but nowadays, it seems pretty unlikely given the amount of written information out there that something like this could happen.  

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
THIS IS INSANE! St. Petersburg has reported 5.09 inches of rain in ONE HOUR and 9.04 inches in3 hours.That’s more rare than a thousand year rain event!Thresholds for 1,000-year rain there:5.56”/1 hour7.16”/2 hours 8.50”/3 hours @MyRadarWX

 

In 2002, we were returning from the well check for our one year old, during a rain event that dropped thirteen inches of rain in an afternoon. The HEB was open, but had no power.

Since then, the 100 and 500 year events were recalibrated, because they occurred too frequently to deserve that designation. Fuck you, @Pimphand, because moronic viewpoints are not helpful when the past is no longer a guide to the present.

https://www.austintexas.gov/department/flood-risk-and-atlas-14

https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2019/07/city-of-austin-adjusts-up-flood-map-adjustment-timeline/

https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2018/03/austins-100-year-flood-plain-looks-more-like-todays-500-year-flood-plain/

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#4983
5 hours ago, heso said:

Why the fuck does the news media have to be so hyperbolic? I just heard someone refer to this as a “once in a thousand year weather event”. 

Just listen to this journalist's report all the way through, complaining about people swimming in face of the hurricane (she's actually in England maybe, but it applies here).

Today in Florida #HurricaneMilton

 

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#4984
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Did someone say…Carrington event?

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Thanks for bringing up memories of having to learn the theme song in junior high band.

But holy shit, that series was loaded with some beautiful women.  Just check this trailer.

 

#4986
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

everything is delayed

 

4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I have 2 shipments coming in on the east coast that are delayed from the strikes

#4988
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

These "tornadoes" are called "WATER SPOUTS", because they occurred over water.

Floridians should know this.

Fucking idiots.

#4989
4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’ll give you a choice: death, or Hunga Tunga

Gooood! DEATH by hunga tunga!

#4991
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

These "tornadoes" are called "WATER SPOUTS", because they occurred over water.

Floridians should know this.

Fucking idiots.

"Tornados" make for drama and sound scary though.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
THIS IS INSANE! St. Petersburg has reported 5.09 inches of rain in ONE HOUR and 9.04 inches in3 hours.That’s more rare than a thousand year rain event!Thresholds for 1,000-year rain there:5.56”/1 hour7.16”/2 hours 8.50”/3 hours @MyRadarWX

 

or fossilized shark teeth.

#4992

Many baseball fans have wished for something like this to happen to that awful stadium 

OMG. We all had a collected gasp when we saw this from our reporter. The fabric on the roof of Tropicana Field is shredded. #StPete #Milton

 

#4993
7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Many baseball fans have wished for something like this to happen to that awful stadium 

OMG. We all had a collected gasp when we saw this from our reporter. The fabric on the roof of Tropicana Field is shredded. #StPete #Milton

 

They and Arozorena beat us in 2020 so...

#4994

True story, in 2002 at Fort Desoto Beach I stepped on a shark tooth and it stuck in my heel. And it wasn’t as painful as reading Pimphand posts. Quit engaging the fucking idiot and mucking up a good thread.

#4995
7 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Posted on a hurricane thread.

it’s not anger, bub.  It’s just mind blowing.

 

Montreal had a three day port strike in early October and I saw signs for port strikes in Newfoundland although I didn't pay attention to the dates. It wasn't just the US longshoremen who were unhappy. And a port strike in early October can absolutely have lingering effects for a week or 2.

#4996
6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Muh climate change!!! BAN VOLCANOES!
 

🌋 HUNGA TONGA-HUNGA UNDERWATER VOLCANO: MORE GREENHOUSE GAS THAN ALL HUMANS PUT TOGETHER: BUT WHERE ARE THE CLIMATE SCIENTISTS?"The largest and highest injection of water into the stratosphere since satellites began taking measurements:160,900 tons (146,000 metric tons) of…

 

 

I thought Volcanoes would lower earth's temperature. Please double-check.

#4997

Any credible reports of actual storm surge?  It feels like maybe it wasn't as bad as expected, which would be a tiny shred of good news.

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