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H-E-B in lake Jackson was not only open, but fully stocked on water, food, and cashiers. I had no wait in line. Was well run. 
 

Got a small 2100 watt generator that can keep my fridge running and one of my small minisplits going. Should be a fun night. 
 

Rain just kicked up about 10pm. Not very windy yet

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

3putt work for those guys?

3putt is in Houston so I don't think so.

PEC used to be one of my favorite clients when I was running a grid security consultantancy.

Their contract negotiation method was literally, "Don't worry about a limit, just tell us what it will cost and we'll take care of it."

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4 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

H-E-B in lake Jackson was not only open, but fully stocked on water, food, and cashiers. I had no wait in line. Was well run. 
 

Got a small 2100 watt generator that can keep my fridge running and one of my small minisplits going. Should be a fun night. 
 

Rain just kicked up about 10pm. Not very windy yet

Didn’t you post this word for word like 2 hours ago?

On 7/5/2024 at 1:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Speaking of needing a good scrubbing, at this rate watch it make a Port Arthur landfall.  

 

Still time.

2 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

H-E-B in lake Jackson was not only open, but fully stocked on water, food, and cashiers. I had no wait in line. Was well run. 

Any women in their 40s wearing Dokken t-shirts and ‘90s sweatpants?

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Appreciate all the updates. Pissed it did not get the lakes or Central Texas, but hope all you assholes who are in the path stay safe and have blue sheds.

 

 

6 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

H-E-B in lake Jackson was not only open, but fully stocked on water, food, and cashiers. I had no wait in line. Was well run. 
 

Got a small 2100 watt generator that can keep my fridge running and one of my small minisplits going. Should be a fun night. 

 

10 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

H-E-B in lake Jackson was not only open, but fully stocked on water, food, and cashiers. I had no wait in line. Was well run. 
 

Got a small 2100 watt generator that can keep my fridge running and one of my small minisplits going. Should be a fun night. 
 

Rain just kicked up about 10pm. Not very windy yet

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Didn’t you post this word for word like 2 hours ago?

 

Not verbatim, cut him some slack! 

Didn’t you post this word for word like 2 hours ago?

Was about to say the same thing. I thought TapaTalk was having an aneurism.
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Does anybody know if the HEB in Lake Jackson is open?

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Appreciate all the updates. Pissed it did not get the lakes or Central Texas, but hope all you assholes who are in the path stay safe and have blue sheds.

 

 

I just wanted upper temps in the 80's and lots of rain. All these fuckers in SE and East Texas are hogging all the rain.

Just now, F250 said:

I just wanted upper temps in the 80's and lots of rain. All these fuckers in SE and East Texas are hogging all the rain.

Trade you. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Didn’t you post this word for word like 2 hours ago?

Thought I was losing my damn mind.

2 minutes ago, BabaBooey said:


Was about to say the same thing. I thought TapaTalk was having an aneurism.

Yeah I’m not sure why it kept my post from earlier. I blame immamac

3 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Does anybody know if the HEB in Lake Jackson is open?

Not only are they open, there is no wait at all. 

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Not only are they open, there is no wait at all. 

And no limit on Briskets.

Yeah I’m not sure why it kept my post from earlier. I blame immamac

I’m not far from you here in Iowa Colony. I should have went to that HEB yesterday instead of the new one in Manvel. What a shit show.
7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Trade you. 

I think I speak for the hill country.

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Maybe it's just me but it seems like the accuracy of modeling for hurricanes making landfall on the Texas coast is a lot worse than it is for hurricanes making landfall elsewhere in gulf states or the Atlantic coast. I get there is always uncertainty, but 48 hours ago weren't we projecting Brownsville as the center of the track? That's like forecasting a landfall at Daytona Beach, FL but instead it happens at  Charleston SC.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Maybe it's just me but it seems like the accuracy of modeling for hurricanes making landfall on the Texas coast is a lot worse than it is for hurricanes making landfall elsewhere in gulf states or the Atlantic coast. I get there is always uncertainty, but 48 hours ago weren't we projecting Brownsville as the center of the track? That's like forecasting a landfall at Daytona Beach, FL but instead it happens at  Charleston SC.

 

 

It's actually quite easy in Texas. Take whatever the models say and shift it 300 miles up the coast. Happens every single time.

On 7/5/2024 at 9:57 PM, Storm the Field said:

Not great news for Seadrift/Port Lavaca on the 10 pm update.

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4 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Maybe it's just me but it seems like the accuracy of modeling for hurricanes making landfall on the Texas coast is a lot worse than it is for hurricanes making landfall elsewhere in gulf states or the Atlantic coast. I get there is always uncertainty, but 48 hours ago weren't we projecting Brownsville as the center of the track? That's like forecasting a landfall at Daytona Beach, FL but instead it happens at  Charleston SC.

 

 

No. As you can see from Storms quote it was pretty close 48 hours ago. Now 72 hours ago, yes, it was predicted to be closer to Mexico. 

watching blue shed Jeff and he's showing a bunch of water spouts about 30 miles off shore of Freeport and thinks there is going to be a lot of tornado action as those bands come ashore

11 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Maybe it's just me but it seems like the accuracy of modeling for hurricanes making landfall on the Texas coast is a lot worse than it is for hurricanes making landfall elsewhere in gulf states or the Atlantic coast. I get there is always uncertainty, but 48 hours ago weren't we projecting Brownsville as the center of the track? That's like forecasting a landfall at Daytona Beach, FL but instead it happens at  Charleston SC.

 

 

Just assume Houston gets fucked, it's science.

11 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

No. As you can see from Storms quote it was pretty close 48 hours ago. Now 72 hours ago, yes, it was predicted to be closer to Mexico. 

That map auto-updates to the most recent track.

Your point stands, though.  The big shift in track happened between 7/4 and 7/5.

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On 7/5/2024 at 11:27 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, Welch said:

That map auto-updates to the most recent track.

Your point stands, though.  The big shift in track happened between 7/4 and 7/5.

You are correct and I didn’t notice that was a “live” picture. Quoted 3putts which is not. 

16 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

It's actually quite easy in Texas. Take whatever the models say and shift it 300 miles up the coast. Happens every single time.


Mexico >>> Brownsville >>> Corpus >>> Rockport >>> Port Lavaca >>> Bay City 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Mexico >>> Brownsville >>> Corpus >>> Rockport >>> Port Lavaca >>> Bay City 

Galveston?

54 minutes ago, BabaBooey said:


I’m not far from you here in Iowa Colony. I should have went to that HEB yesterday instead of the new one in Manvel. What a shit show.

I’m in Iowa Colony too. This thing is going right up 288. 

5 minutes ago, faps said:

I’m in Iowa Colony too. This thing is going right up 288. 


this is why we need capes 

Any women in their 40s wearing Dokken t-shirts and ‘90s sweatpants?
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I feel like any woman in a Dokken shirt and 90s sweat pants is going to be in her 50s; but would still get it.

Was about to say the same thing. I thought TapaTalk was having an aneurism.
He had to get the papers, get the papers.
Does anybody know if the HEB in Lake Jackson is open?
Cheap handjobs in the parking lot, but that's every first of the month.

It’s like Christmas Eve only instead of anticipating what gifts you’re going to get, it’s wondering what kind of fucked shit is about to hit 

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Just assume Houston gets fucked, it's science.

Gonna be a shitload of used cars on the market next month.

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