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12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m a little bit biased though, my best friends dad was a lineman and bit the dust trying to fix an electric line when we were about 5 yrs old.  His stepdad after that was a pretty ok guy, but his first dad…. Let’s just say they didn’t shut down traffic for the funeral.  Should have.

People bitch about being inconvenienced after a disaster then scoff at the help. They are heroes for sure. The people bitching can EABOD.

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10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

“They should stop whining.” -Sydney, probably. 

 

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Same here but don’t dare jokingly offer to grease their palms else Sydney will get uppity with you. 

lol. It’s hilarious how pathetically thin skinned you are…I call you a bitch and you strive to somehow transpose that suddenly I shit on first responders or folks doing hard as fuck work…meanwhile the irony is completely lost on you that you’re begging to be able to grease palms to get your power back because waaaaaaaaaah your life is hard. 
 

I trip and thank and offer line workers water and soda because they’re hit and working hard. You only think about yourself. 
 

 

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"first responder" is just a way for cops to glom off the goodwill people have for firefighters

Talk amongst yourselves 

5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

People bitch about being inconvenienced after a disaster then scoff at the help. They are heroes for sure. The people bitching can EABOD.

Fudge thinks if you offer them a greasy wad of bills they should prioritize his shit. 

God I hate this god forsaken city. None more than right now 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I call you a bitch and you strive to somehow transpose that suddenly I shit on first responders or folks doing hard as fuck work

Maybe learn to read, dumbass

 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

you’re begging to be able to grease palms to get your power back because waaaaaaaaaah your life is hard. 

I’m not begging for shit. It was a fucking joke, but being Mr Literal, you think it was serious?  Get over yourself. 

 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I trip and thank and offer line workers water and soda because they’re hit and working hard. You only think about yourself. 

Yeah, ok.  Tell you what,  scroll past my posts or put me on ignore. I don’t give a shit either way but I’m done with you.

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6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"first responder" is just a way for cops to glom off the goodwill people have for firefighters

Talk amongst yourselves 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

lol. It’s hilarious how pathetically thin skinned you are…I call you a bitch and you strive to somehow transpose that suddenly I shit on first responders or folks doing hard as fuck work…meanwhile the irony is completely lost on you that you’re begging to be able to grease palms to get your power back because waaaaaaaaaah your life is hard. 
 

I trip and thank and offer line workers water and soda because they’re hit and working hard. You only think about yourself. 
 

 

Tripping them seems kind of rude 

24 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m a little bit biased though, my best friends dad was a lineman and bit the dust trying to fix an electric line when we were about 5 yrs old.  His stepdad after that was a pretty ok guy, but his first dad…. Let’s just say they didn’t shut down traffic for the funeral.  Should have.

I assume it snowed….and the stretch down south couldn’t stand the strain

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fudge thinks if you offer them a greasy wad of bills they should prioritize his shit. 

Call it free market capitalism if you will. Don’t like it, make a higher offer. 
 

that was a joke. Not literal just for clarification. Although you’re the only one that seems to think it was serious. 

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4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I assume it snowed….and the stretch down south couldn’t stand the strain

lol no.  He climbed a rotten pole to fix something during a storm, ended up on the ground dead.  

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7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Call it free market capitalism if you will. Don’t like it, make a higher offer. 
 

that was a joke. Not literal just for clarification. Although you’re the only one that seems to think it was serious. 

To paraphrase Se7en, what does it feel like to be SpyStud17, ShadowOperative2…do you know that you’re crazy?

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Just got word that the standby generator at where I’m staying crapped out with an error message. Fuck this shit.

Not kidding, check that there's oil and fuel in the generator. When Snowvid hit in 2021 a coworker just moved into his house with a generac equipped that never turned on, but for a few quarts of oil

Roofing, fences, gutters, structural repairs, masonry.  All of that is within our reach.

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14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

God I hate this god forsaken city. None more than right now 

We’re going to love tomorrow when it gets back in the 90’s and all this moisture starts baking off. Can’t wait. 

Wait til those tree trimmers start getting book deals and are too busy to cut down your trees.  You'll acknowledge them as first responder you plebes

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We’re going to love tomorrow when it gets back in the 90’s and all this moisture starts baking off. Can’t wait. 

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Don’t they quite literally respond first to help get the power back on?  I don’t see Glen Campbell doing fuck all, so maybe these guys deserve some credit. 

We’re going to love tomorrow when it gets back in the 90’s and all this moisture starts baking off. Can’t wait. 

It’s already getting testy by a few in this thread. Can’t imagine what it will be like in another day or two with no power. Good luck
13 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Wait til those tree trimmers start getting book deals and are too busy to cut down your trees.  You'll acknowledge them as first responder you plebes

I've noticed that nobody in Texas is calling for tree trimmers to be back to their home countries in the wake of this storm.  We're pulling some guys from our Mueller area project and taking them to Houston later this month to do what can be done over a weekend to help clear limbs.  Plus some trucks with some supplies from Aldi.  Not a game-changer, but thousands of folks doing stuff like this is what turns the tide.  Not government.  Meanwhile, look after your neighbor, help is on the way even if the helper looks different (or is fucking insane like me).  

Just think before any power line company puts any pole in the ground, they have to do a "one call" to 811.  If there is pipeline within certain distance the pipeline owner's rep must be present before work can start.  We can't have power companies making holes in P/Ls carrying hydrocarbons now, can we?

I hope everyone stays safe. We don’t have hurricanes here, but the tornadoes can be a bitch. 

9 minutes ago, Updawg said:


It’s already getting testy by a few in this thread. Can’t imagine what it will be like in another day or two with no power. Good luck

I will murder someone. I’m hot and I’m bored 

14 minutes ago, Updawg said:


It’s already getting testy by a few in this thread. Can’t imagine what it will be like in another day or two with no power. Good luck

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The Shreveport NWS office sat a record in tornado warnings issued today for anywhere in the country

67 total. 

 

Gallery Furniture shelter is open. Hot meals for all that want to stop by ….

 

28 minutes ago, Updawg said:


It’s already getting testy by a few in this thread. Can’t imagine what it will be like in another day or two with no power. Good luck

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43 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Getting a bit tense in here.

It's understandable. Tensions are running high. If anyone needs some time out of the heat tomorrow or to recharge a phone, bathe in a pool, feel free to DM me. I also have a lot of imitation crab meat in my freezer that I need to get rid of. Rice U area. 

3 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Damn

Just checking, today is Monday, right?

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Gallery Furniture shelter is open. Hot meals for all that want to stop by ….

That's really awesome of him.  Even if he does take a tax deduction on donating furniture to Joel Osteen's locked church.  

Nice to see a 73-year old merchant of Ottomans and Mattresses stepping up when I haven't heard a fucking peep from any statewide officials.  

38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I've noticed that nobody in Texas is calling for tree trimmers to be back to their home countries in the wake of this storm.

 

My tree trimmer is a Cherokee. I dare you to say that to him.

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will murder someone. I’m hot and I’m bored 

Well if you get hungry too, you can get a bowl of jello. 
 

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Rain was pretty constant here for 12 hours or so. I took a little walk when it let up. Saw this on my walk. Here's some of the run-off. I assume this channel leads straight to Houston. If anyone in Central Texas wants to come figure out a way to divert it, have at it.
 

 

 


On a serious note, I hope all of you get the power back on soon. Despite how tame it was here, ours decided to go down for several hours for no apparent reason. As an example of how light the winds were, we had a water bottle sitting on a patio table in the backyard that must be related to the blue shed. That sucker hasn't moved an inch.

 

 

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Fuck me, 48 hours from now we have a 50/50 chance?

Serious question, can portable generators run indefinitely? I’ve got a Tri-fuel Firman plugged into my breaker box powering my fridge and fans. Never tried to run it anywhere near 3 days straight. I change the oil and shit. 

55 minutes ago, Corn Whiskey said:

I hope everyone stays safe. We don’t have hurricanes here, but the tornadoes can be a bitch. 

Do you have middle-aged women in Dokken t-shirts and sweatpants in your grocery stores?

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Fuck me, 48 hours from now we have a 50/50 chance?

Serious question, can portable generators run indefinitely? I’ve got a Tri-fuel Firman plugged into my breaker box powering my fridge and fans. Never tried to run it anywhere near 3 days straight. I change the oil and shit. 

I ran mine for all 8 days of the derecho.

Running my whole house on a 30A.

Just change the oil when the power comes back on. 

It's not a race engine.

5 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Fuck me, 48 hours from now we have a 50/50 chance?

Serious question, can portable generators run indefinitely? I’ve got a Tri-fuel Firman plugged into my breaker box powering my fridge and fans. Never tried to run it anywhere near 3 days straight. I change the oil and shit. 

I ran mine for 3 days or so straight after delta and the freeze with no problem. I changed it after each time.

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Do you have middle-aged women in Dokken t-shirts and sweatpants in your grocery stores?

I think she is down on Rainy killing gay dudes.

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

I think she is down on Rainy killing gay dudes.

Well, it's not gonna be exactly like their last tour.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I've noticed that nobody in Texas is calling for tree trimmers to be back to their home countries in the wake of this storm.  We're pulling some guys from our Mueller area project and taking them to Houston later this month to do what can be done over a weekend to help clear limbs.  Plus some trucks with some supplies from Aldi.  Not a game-changer, but thousands of folks doing stuff like this is what turns the tide.  Not government.  Meanwhile, look after your neighbor, help is on the way even if the helper looks different (or is fucking insane like me).  

Let me know if you need any more help. I can hablar espanol and know how to use a chain saw.

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Let me know if you need any more help. I can hablar espanol and know how to use a chain saw.

Heroic

Yes, but what if the chainsaw directions aren't written in Espanol?  

Also, I'm sure some counties have a plan in place for this---but we're trying to locate and haul massive amounts of tarps.  Not just for roofs, but to cover up downed limbs to dry up in the humidity so they can be easier to cut up and shredded.  I think we looked into this with some trucks after Harvey.  But they're harder to come by than you'd think given that nearly 2/3rds of tarps around the country aren't being used at any given time.  But it's hard to aggregate them and haul them to one spot.  We could do a few 53' loads of 'em but consolidating them and the fuel is the tricky part.  I mean FEMA is there for roofs, but you can't truly start clearing limbs and brush if the shit is gonna stay wet for a month.  Can't chip it or burn it.  Well, looks like I'll be up for another couple of hours looking down logistics rabbit holes.  

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

"first responder" is just a way for cops to glom off the goodwill people have for firefighters

Talk amongst yourselves 

 

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Got a house nearby that recently sold and new owner is having a big remodel done so no one living there yet. 3 surrounding neighbors don’t have home generators so have run extension cables to the empty house since the generator is running and no one home/no one living on in the empty house yet the gen is running…. :)

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