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  • I was supposed to fly to Tampa today for the week but decided to say fuck that and went to our Vegas office. Got a bitch ass email from my director in Denver who is a trumper telling me I didn’t get a

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So once every 30-100 years?  Yeah, good reason to start posting Euro model updates a week in advance.

Have you stocked up on shit tickets yet?

22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You Austin people that get your hopes up for rain from tropical storms always crack me up.  Do y'all not have maps over there?  You live 200 god damn miles from the Gulf.

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean….until Harvey came along, for nearly 100 years, the single day rainfall record in the entire US was held by Thrall, right next to Austin. The rain event was a stalled tropical storm.
What saved Lake Travis during the last drought was something like 9 inches dumped by Hermine in 2010.
Hurricane Allen buttfucked Austin in 1980.
But we ain’t getting shit from this one.

You are the first lawyer I am kicking. Right off the damn ledge.

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

Anything happening in playa del Carmen this week?

sargassum and heat

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Banging large women in a pool is more sport than pleasure.

Don’t let From Here to Eternity’s propaganda fool you….banging a not skinny CanadaBell operator on a Barbados beach….where sand does its sand thing….was not optimal. 

Not a deal breaker either. 

 

You are the first lawyer I am kicking. Right off the damn ledge.

Like you’ll be able to see me through all the dust from the lack of rain.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Like you’ll be able to see me through all the dust from the lack of rain.

I will just look for the dude carrying his golf clubs and complaining about the lack of rain. And texting his PA about an appointment to meet a developer. Will have @MissingInAction watching my six.

29 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You are the first lawyer I am kicking. Right off the damn ledge.


get in line behind everyone else !!!!

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


get in line behind everyone else !!!!

Ok, you cover the 90 degree angle.

15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I will just look for the dude carrying his golf clubs and complaining about the lack of rain. And texting his PA about an appointment to meet a developer. Will have @MissingInAction watching my six.


paying @MissingInAction to stare at your ass is a weird fetish 

 

also …..

 

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Meh, his dog keeps him busy. She says dad, bird, he looks.

Yeah, that fucker is curving like Tim Wakefield's knuckle ball. Will suck along the border with floods.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You Austin people that get your hopes up for rain from tropical storms always crack me up.  Do y'all not have maps over there?  You live 200 god damn miles from the Gulf.

As the crow flies, it's only 130 miles from downtown Austin to Lavaca Bay.

Edit: beaten by Bolverk. I should read the whole thread before replying to stuff.

 

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I had $20K of ruined hardwood floors due to Hermine, so no, I'm not going to just ignore shit in the gulf.

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I had $20K of ruined hardwood floors due to Hermine, so no, I'm not going to just ignore shit in the gulf.

So we can build a bar for the Surly tailgates?

Man that part of Mexico can’t any handle the rain. I remember the river flooding like crazy when I was in Monterrey. The mountain run off was wild

5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Ok, you cover the 90 degree angle.

The 3 or the 9?

I left the water on for my garden this morning.  It's on a timer. 

Prove me wrong, rain!

1 hour ago, troph said:


now 30% chance for a follow up after Alberto lets us down. 
 

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So 10 day watch for the Surly members bitching about the rain and how their St. Augustine is not happy.

This is Bolivar Peninsula right now.  I’m guessing it’s normally 3 feet from the bulkhead to the canal and that water is 6” over the bulkhead so, +\- 2.5 - 4 feet (tide swings 6-12” there) above average and raining.  99% of that water is high tide or surge - not rain.

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Just about a foot or so over the bulkhead this am but high tide was around 8am.  Guessing we should be back to normal by this afternoon.

 

 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Coastal bend is getting hammered 

So is someones mom near Ben White.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Coastal bend is getting hammered 

As a coastal bend resident, I can confirm.

Just heard that Alberto is hanging in the Gulf and potentially strengthening.  Hopefully that’s old news.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just heard that Alberto is hanging in the Gulf and potentially strengthening.  Hopefully that’s old news.

Last recon flight this evening confirmed it's not really moving and it is getting (slowly) stronger - some 60 kt wind speeds were found vs 40 yesterday. 

It's still a giant mess, these winds are far from center, and it is getting closer to land. Doubt it has time to strengthen much more. 

The storm that is forecasted to develop in the same spot as soon as Alberto leaves is the one to watch.

7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Last recon flight this evening confirmed it's not really moving and it is getting (slowly) stronger - some 60 kt wind speeds were found vs 40 yesterday. 

It's still a giant mess, these winds are far from center, and it is getting closer to land. Doubt it has time to strengthen much more. 

The storm that is forecasted to develop in the same spot as soon as Alberto leaves is the one to watch.

Yep, these fuckers tend to follow early in the season. Projection for Alberto Jr?

 

This area by corpus has been getting trained bed37b279dfcaa2138a072dab702c400.jpg

Usually you have to go to South Austin to see some training action.

Water is up pretty good in Aransas Pass:

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Well done sir, well done.

2 hours ago, tequila said:

Water is up pretty good in Aransas Pass:

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Can you steal that pride of barbados and bring it up to Central Texas? Ya know, for safety.

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The next name is Beryl. This one is sucking down dry air for the moment, but the storm is almost organized enough to get a name. Models didn’t have this storm forming, so I have no idea what to expect.

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"Beryl."  How embarrassing it will be to have your home destroyed by that bitch your meemaw hates because she won first place at the county fair jam and jelly competition with the recipe for mustang grape jelly she stole from meemaw's kitchen.

Not that meemaw's still bitter or anything.

"Meemaw" would be a good name. Everyone in the south would understand when you said that Meemaw fucked you up royal.

5 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

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The next name is Beryl. This one is sucking down dry air for the moment, but the storm is almost organized enough to get a name. Models didn’t have this storm forming, so I have no idea what to expect.

it needs to go north and play with Georgia

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