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Today I learned that letting the other guys shoot 72 times is not good.

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  • I had the opportunity to take in the final in person. It was truly a spectacle and the energy throughout the match was unlike any sporting event I’ve attended. England fans outnumbered Spains by a goo

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    Typical boring, non-contact soccer match.  Nobody ever scores.  This sport sucks.

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Own goal ruling…still haven’t scored an offensive goal in open play. 

Deflection off of the 37 year-old defender’s leg…

France 1

Belgica 0

88’

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

Own goal ruling…still haven’t scored an offensive goal in open play. 

Probably the right call considering that the ball wasn’t on frame and France hasn’t put the ball on frame yet today. 
🤷‍♂️
 

In my opinion, Kolo Muani should get an assist for that own goal. 

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Next time I play FIFA, I'm gonna put de Bruyne at center back and see how that goes.

I had to head out in the 77th minute so I hit the DVR. Just finished watching. At least, according to the announcers, there is a coach as dumb as our American team coach. That’s what I took from their words.

A wasted golden generation for Belgium.

They were great in 2018 World Cup (beat England twice, Japan and Brazil and scored lots of goals) but ran into France in the SF.

14 minutes ago, alincoln said:

They were great in 2018 World Cup (beat England twice, Japan and Brazil and scored lots of goals) but ran into France in the SF.

They haven’t won anything since winning the Olympics in 1920.

And I say that as someone who does not hate them. 

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it just occurred to me who i was always trying to think of whenever i see pepe...

bald bull from mike tyson's punchout.

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Futbol players complaining and/or faking getting fouled in POR/SVN match getting old

Slovenia gets the ball finally and Portugal fakes an injury.

He will be back at full speed in 2 min, miraculously

That wasn’t a fake injury. His standing leg got wiped out. 

Oh man would you look at that…the same guy is back and got a knee to the hip again and can barely stand.
1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Oh man would you look at that…the same guy is back and got a knee to the hip again and can barely stand.


first time GIF

As someone partially through the interminable Portuguese residency process and knowing what wonderful people the Portuguese are, it's tough not to root for them in general (despite the antics of CR7). OTOH, NYE in Ljubljana was epic (tied with Mindelo in Cabo Verde) and Slovenians are great, so pretty much a win-win here.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

#2 & #3 teams in the world have scored 5 combined goals in 7 games. Oof

#1 team in the world has 5 goals in 3 games. 

Though their group was a tad easier. 

1 minute ago, flatdawgs said:

As someone partially through the interminable Portuguese residency process and knowing what wonderful people the Portuguese are, it's tough not to root for them in general (despite the antics of CR7). OTOH, NYE in Ljubljana was epic (tied with Mindelo in Cabo Verde) and Slovenians are great, so pretty much a win-win here.

Also..

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bernardo silva walking around thinking "why the fuck do i have to play with the scrub mother fucker ronaldo?"

rafael leão can freaking ball...looks like xavier worthy out there.

Ronaldo thinks this is NBA all star game and people want to watch him shoot half court 3’s. 

There’ll be a stoppage of play to honor his greatness if he gets one to go
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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ronaldo thinks this is NBA all star game and people want to watch him shoot half court 3’s. 

I know the guy has a ton of free kick goals, but he really isn't very good at them. Low conversion rate, he's just a volume shooter. He was one of the guys I was thinking about yesterday when talking about some people not being good free kick takers. 

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There’ll be a stoppage of play to honor his greatness if he gets one to go

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17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Also..

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Nowhere. Near. Berlin!

That Geico commercial might be the worst commercial I've seen this year. 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

That Geico commercial might be the worst commercial I've seen this year. 

Which one... so many are terrible

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Which one... so many are terrible

The one with the fans walkie talking to the ref. 

The slo-mo of Ronaldo whining after missing shot after shot or not getting a call has big time this energy

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lolpepe

How ate they still playing him?

Feels like Slovenia has 20 defenders out there right now 😋

Ronaldo feelin' the pressure... blows another penalty kick high over the goal 

woof

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ronaldo feelin' the pressure... blows another penalty kick high over the goal 

woof

*free kick

A pk would be funnier though

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