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Going 12 in Tallahassee

 

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Why are there so many empty seats behind home plate for aggy?

Someone killed that little dipshit kid and they’re all being held as suspects?
Just now, texastroubadour said:

They’re not playing TEXAS

All those B12 school that just hate Texas so much are going to miss that $$$$$

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

All those B12 school that just hate Texas so much are going to miss that $$$$$

Hope they need food stamps

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

They’re not playing TEXAS

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1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


Someone killed that little dipshit kid and they’re all being held as suspects?

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Just now, Horn80 said:

All those B12 school that just hate Texas so much are going to miss that $$$$$

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That was rather crushed

which game?

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

FSU-UCONN.  FSU 2 run bomb in T12

feed is slow thanks

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Stays 10-8.  Last chance for UConn in the bottom of the 12th.

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Tying run to the plate

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FSU to Omaha

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poooor aggy picked off at 2nd.  He's not out he just ran out of back!s from the dugout.

This announcer saying that players in the heat of the moment are the best judge of out and safe.

 

24 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

All those B12 school that just hate Texas so much are going to miss that $$$$$

The Gravy Train stops at the cliff into the Bottomless Pit.  Lulz.

Can't believe I just noticed this -- how did they resist the temptation to have the seats painted maroon at Listeria Field?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can't believe I just noticed this -- how did they resist the temptation to have the seats painted maroon at Listeria Field?

They ran out of money?

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can't believe I just noticed this -- how did they resist the temptation to have the seats painted maroon at Listeria Field?

Needed to cover up the fans shitting in their pants.

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Virginia up 2-1 on K-State

Jac Caglianone just hit an opposite field 3-run homer. Gators up 5-4 in the 5th. 

Wish the announcers in the aggy game would shut up that it is better to be a college player than go to the minors.

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17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Jac Caglianone just hit an opposite field 3-run homer. Gators up 5-4 in the 5th. 

Made it a 7 spot.  9-4 gata

Lulz Clemson. From being up 4-1 on Florida to trailing 9-4 now. We still want Bakich?

You know the Duck players have to be thinking "what the fuck is going on here with these people?"

What the hell are they chanting?

Just now, Marshall_Lucky said:

Grown-ass men with their bubble machines. Fucking disgrace. 

But the mentality of a five year old, so makes sense.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know the Duck players have to be thinking "what the fuck is going on here with these people?"

Probably not.  They live in Oregon …

Griddy kid is back and ready to kick it. 
Shirt unbuttoned and he just slammed a 128 oz. Mountain Dew. Waiting for the sugar to hit.

8 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Probably not.  They live in Oregon …

Apparently you have never been to Eugene, because it's the polar opposite of College Station.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently you have never been to Eugene, because it's the polar opposite of College Station.

I wrote exactly what I meant.

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Oregon got anyone that can throw strikes or nah?

5 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I wrote exactly what I meant.

Sassy.

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2-run single, Virginia up 4-2.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Dogpile...those poor son of a bitches.  They're going 2 and cue.

I really don't support the Dogpile Police, but I can't help but wonder if that's the first time anyone has ever dogpiled after beating Evansville.

Nice train going right behind the aggy outfield. Yeah, that is what I want behind my stadium, trains full of petrochemicals.

WTF?  That shithole campus has a fucking train running through it? 

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lulz Clemson. From being up 4-1 on Florida to trailing 9-4 now. We still want Bakich?

Who does Texas want at this point?  Apparently, Bakich is a choker, Jay Johnson only won because of Skenes, and both Vitello and Schloss have personality issues.

Who is this mythical candidate that has the correct attitude, has skins on the wall, can recruit at a high level but doesn't need them to win, and doesn't have down years?

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