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German serial killer accidentally kills himself by attaching electric wires to his nipples and penis during weird solo sex act gone wrong in his cell

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A GERMAN serial killer who murdered five female hitchhikers accidentally killed himself performing a strange solo sex act in his prison cell over the weekend, reports claim.

Egidius Schiffer, dubbed the "Aachen Strangler", gave himself a fatal electric shock after tying a cable from a lamp around his penis and nipples, police said.

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i bet he did it to make sure he shit himself fucking his own hand.

fucking Germans...

 

Edited by Kyrie Eleison

Why do people automatically assume that it was a sex act gone wrong?  We're talking about Germany here.

7 minutes ago, Richter said:

At least he died doing what he loved.

Strangling hitchhikers in the Black Forest?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Strangling hitchhikers in the Black Forest?  

Well, one of the things he loved.  Obviously you can't be doing all the things you love simultaneously when you die.

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Schiffer initially confessed before withdrawing his testimony, claiming he was sadomasochistic and the thought of being locked up excited him.

He held out as long as he could, but eventually, the excitement just overwhelmed him.

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Can you really get killed from that? uh, asking for a friend

Only if you do it wrong.

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