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Just now, troph said:

Texags is lame rn.

Hiss

1 minute ago, troph said:

Texags is lame rn.

Give it 12-24 hours 

Those losers are drunk AF right now 😂

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Give it 12-24 hours 

This. You need the hangover to kick in after everything replays in their head a few times. Once they wake up in their Tomball suburb and realize this is the peak of their existence things will get dark.

Fuck aggy. They’ll never get that close to a national title in anything meaningful ever again. 

28 minutes ago, troph said:

FIFM 

I feel the same. And same for pro versus college football. 

Those losers are drunk AF right now [emoji23]

So am I and I am happy and won’t go in until about 9.
6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


So am I and I am happy and won’t go in until about 9.

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I think I read that it's 104 there today.

It was not 104 fucking degrees there today. 

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After I stopped watching yesterday's game, TN scored all their runs and won. So I figured if I didn't watch tonight, they'd come through with another win. I'm giving myself 10% credit for this.

Lol Lol Lol. 85 years to play in their first big 3 men’s national championship and lost. And these morons are talking like this will be an every year occurrence after one good year.  Here’s to another 85 years of “just ran out of time “ and “poor aggy”. And by the way that Texas font on the front of their jersey is dog shit.  Looks like it was put together using toothpicks. Fuck aggy. 

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

SEC Rant as expected 

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Nice rant, aggy.

*betters

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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Aggy really won because they outscored and out hit the greatest team ever over a3 game series! Lol, fucking losers.

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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Ryan, you are a fucking loser

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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In fairness, moral victories are the only ones they usually get to celebrate.

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

In fairness, moral victories are the only ones they usually get to celebrate.

Look, Tennessee didn't beat A&M. A&M just ran out of outs!

55 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

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24 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Lol Lol Lol. 85 years to play in their first big 3 men’s national championship and lost. And these morons are talking like this will be an every year occurrence after one good year.  Here’s to another 85 years of “just ran out of time “ and “poor aggy”. And by the way that Texas font on the front of their jersey is dog shit.  Looks like it was put together using toothpicks. Fuck aggy. 

Actually this is their first, the 39 title was retroactive, sure the AP poll existed for like 3 years, but nobody thought of it as a National Championship back then I saw news articles of the UT and bowl with Tulane and zero talk of a title of any sort.

So congrats to A&M for PLAYING in their first national title ever in the 3 big men's sports. Like I predicted months ago you would choke just like that 39 team would have choked if someone had told them it was for the national title.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

"the most important aggy number" lol sit the fuck down loser

I thought it was Seattle. 

Aggy really won because they outscored and out hit the greatest team ever over a3 game series! Lol, fucking losers.

Actually, they didn’t even do that. Braunys not too good at the maths.
31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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Final run total will be going up on the stadium wall in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Actually, they didn’t even do that. Braunys not too good at the maths.

Yup.  A&M scored 15 (same as UTenn).

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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This dipshit can't add, runs were 15-15.

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Final run total will be going up on the stadium wall in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

final run total?  these guys are just going to put up National Champions 2024* and be done with it.

3 minutes ago, SameSame said:

This dipshit can't add, runs were 15-15.

He can add, it's just ingrained in the DNA of every Aggys soul to lie.  Lie about everything.  Then lie about lying.

Just now, DigDug said:

He can add, it's just ingrained in the DNA of every Aggys soul to lie.  Lie about everything.  Then lie about lying.

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Aggy gets an extra run for spelling its name right 

46 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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Looking forward to the CWS Championship: Texas A&M 16, Tennessee 15 commemorative cups, t-shirts, and asterisked wall carving.

If I’m Shloss, I walk into the Ad’s office and say the following:

”Texas offered me the job.  It’s a good offer but I don’t want to take it.  I’m an ag in my heart.  I just need to know that you feel the same way about me as I do about you.  I’ve gotten you closer to a national championship that anyone else in 80 years and I know you appreciate my coaching so,

Just give me 1 dollar more than whoever the highest paid coach is that you’ve hired in the last 20 years, and I’ll stay.”

the aggies adopting the jocko willink “good” mantra is so, so aggy it’s hilarious. listen, as a principle jocko’s “good” mantra is something that i think is a good/healthy mindset to have. when things go wrong you don’t act like a sorry sad sack, you find a reason to turn it into something legitimately good. i’m all for that, 100%.

that said the entire premise of the “good” mantra is “ok so shit just went really bad; what do we do now?”. for their program to adopt that as their entire mantra, replete with custom “good” gear on all of their fans is just too fucking funny and appropriate, especially considering that the HC who just implemented said mantra is about to be coaching the team that is the ire of every aggie everywhere. i am very much looking forward to seeing how the aggies apply their mantra to what’s about to happen: “we hired our dream coach three years ago, he just had us at no.1 all season, he just led us to the cws final series, annnnnnd now he’s just left us for tu. that’s good. this is good. this is definitely good. everything is good. everything is fine…”

 

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Please, my Longhorn friends, do not forget those who helped make tonight possible….and by that I mean, a special shout out to the Florida State Seminoles and their epic late inning meltdown that allowed Tennessee to stay in the winner’s bracket.   

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