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#3251
53 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nice rant, aggy.

*betters

to be fair, if you were dumb enough to bet on those fucking losers, you probably hate them too.

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#3254
4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Please, my Longhorn friends, do not forget those who helped make tonight possible….and by that I mean, a special shout out to the Florida State Seminoles and their epic late inning meltdown that allowed Tennessee to stay in the winner’s bracket.   

FSU would've beaten aggy too... it was fate that they lose this way. 

#3255

Yes the classy aggy fans who do the horns down every opportunity. Go cry a little, fucking pussy.

#3257

God only knows the amount of pre-ordered aggy champion shirts, cups, gear, etc. they will need to dispose of. But all good, incoming cornucopia of shit headed for third needy world missions.

#3264
31 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

My brother posted this:
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And this loon aggy responded:
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I dunno, but maybe home-plate tagging lessons instead of Jesus bracelets would have been a better choice?

#3265
7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Y'all are missing the point.  The SEC won.  

Tennessee

LSU

Ole Miss

Miss State

Vandy

Florida

last 6 of 7

#3267
46 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

If only they were allowed to blow bubbles. 

In a series as closely matched at this, it's the little things that decide the winner and loser.  --  Looch

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#3268

I’m not totally sure why this was in doubt for a select few here. They are allergic to winning. It’s astonishing. Even with the game 1 win it was still “ok, how’re they gonna fuck this up?”  And they fucked it up perfectly. Cause they are a group of fuck up losers.

And just to pour a tad bit more gasoline on the fire

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We’ll see you mother fucking cocksuckers in November, unfortunately. 

#3273
3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Tennessee, LSU, Ole Miss, Miss State,   Vandy, Florida

last 6 of 7

 

No aggy tho...

 

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#3274
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In a series as closely matched at this, it's the little things that decide the winner and loser.  --  Looch

Damn. What an incredible series and an incredible, unforgettable team. Represented everything Texas A&M and Aggies are about from start to finish.

Yeah they represented everything aggy alright

#3281
7 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yes the classy aggy fans who do the horns down every opportunity. Go cry a little, fucking pussy.

You don't have to ask aggy who the classiest fans are, they'll tell you.  

 

#3285
6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Tennessee

LSU

Ole Miss

Miss State

Vandy

Florida

last 6 of 7

y’all know i loathe the whole conference bluster shit; I’m a one team whore and will always be.  
 

but this level of parity at the championship level is impressive as fuck, and  y’all are joining the party.  

#3288

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

#3291
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

It’s good for them.

#3292
3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
Damn. What an incredible series and an incredible, unforgettable team. Represented everything Texas A&M and Aggies are about from start to finish.

Yeah they represented everything aggy alright

 

Yeah, losing, then calling everybody classless, then retreating into repressed homosexuality.  Don't worry, you can beat up some kids for walking on pretend sacred grass to cheer yourselves up, ya lunatics.

#3293
14 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

You good brother?

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#3296

another day without a stupid fucking "Texas Aggies National Champions" shirt.  it is a good day.

#3297
58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Explains why some of them are even willing to eat lists. 

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#3298
14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

another day without a stupid fucking "Texas Aggies National Champions" shirt.  it is a good day.

Before the series started, a friend was asking a larger friend group which team to cheer for as he disliked both teams. He said that if the aggies won, a bunch of his friends would be very happy. Another friend then asked him if any of those Aggie’s would be cheering for UT to win so he would be happy…he commented “good point…go Tennessee!!”.

#3299
4 minutes ago, Hate said:

Before the series started, a friend was asking a larger friend group which team to cheer for as he disliked both teams. He said that if the aggies won, a bunch of his friends would be very happy. Another friend then asked him if any of those Aggie’s would be cheering for UT to win so he would be happy…he commented “good point…go Tennessee!!”.

 

I still remember them trying to show everybody what good guys they are with that stupid "One day only" t-shirt with the Longhorns reattached with a band-aid when we were about to play USC.  As if literally anyone in the country, especially us, gave half a shit what they were feeling that day.

There was an aggy in our game watching party that night, and she pretended to be pulling for us, but later another friend showed me her "God, I hope USC wins" texts.  They're all liars, all the time, and everything is always about them.  They deserve to continue to suffer forever.

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#3300

This is peak aggy misery. They're so used to being the shitty little step-child that all the other types of misery are just normal to them now. This - this is the best kind. The kind they've never felt before. It's Lucy pulling the football away from their dreams, which they were oh so close to getting. They won't get this close again for decades. This may have broken them for a generation. 

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