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41 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That would be funny, but I hope Tennessee boat races them from the first pitch.

This. They ran out of gas after Game 1 and I want them to just putter along as Tennessee just flys by them.

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Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

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28 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

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56 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

Why the fuck would they win a title in football anytime soon? 

21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why the fuck would they win a title in football anytime soon? 

Don't you get it, It's the changing demographics and how that somehow is affecting recruiting towards one team.  

Demographics. Demo-graphics

13 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Hot take, Aggy is cooked. Take Vols tomorrow at max whatever alt-line you can get.

Yep. Dropped a cool G against those stupid twats.

13 hours ago, WBT said:

for one game?  No way

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Here's draftkings:

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Seems way too much

My book shows Vols -227 and farmers +172

3 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

 Even aggy can’t fuck that up.

Oh they can

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5 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

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Just remember, when the inevitable crowing of the rubes starts tomorrow, regardless of tonight's outcome:

Texas:  38 CWS appearances, 6 titles, 6 runner-up finishes

A&M:  8 CWS appearances and either 1 title or 1 runner-up finish

 

I'm sure they run this state, regardless.

All I know is the winning coach is gonna grab that trophy tonight and then say "I'm taking my talents to Austin, TX

22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Zero titles in 20 years. We can’t squawk. 

Uh, no.  We can squawk.

6 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

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5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why the fuck would they win a title in football anytime soon? 

Gomer:

Because we're the only school that can recruit Texas talent with, "You can play in the best conference AND stay home in Texas."

Game over, Sips.

The National Champions plaque is already in our trophy case.  All that's left is to figure out is which years will go on it.

Meanwhile, Texas will be over there rotting away in the...  Shit...

I'm imagining Aggie angst leading into this final championship game. Any fan would be anxious-elated-worried at the same time. Now magnify that through the lens of going more than a lifetime without a national championship (natty for any losers reading). Then, breakout the biggest magnifying glass known to man.

Imagine your entire identity is tied up in your school. Imagine your entire sense of self-worth is based on the religious belief that you are special because you are an Aggie. Imagine that your major sports teams never win anything.

A win will solidify their notion that they are the best people at the best school anywhere. A loss confrims what they know and never admit; their traditions, culture, lying about how honorable they are, and ridiculous claims to greatness are the Aggie joke.

Either way, it's pitiful.

 

RomaVicta, are you obsessed with the Aggies?

I am with the redass ones as I would be with a delusional stalker constantly shouting that I am the source of most of the evil in the world and proclaiming his superior manful manliness. I can't help but pay attention. Then there's the whole anthropological aspect. Yes, I have a bit of an obsession.

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Gomer:

Because we're the only school that can recruit Texas talent with, "You can play in the best conference AND stay home in Texas."

Game over, Sips.

The National Champions plaque is already in our trophy case.  All that's left is to figure out is which years will go on it.

Meanwhile, Texas will be over there rotting away in the...  Shit...

. . . and with all those advantages, their overall record since moving to the SEC is 0.653 whoop!

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. . . and with all those advantages, their overall record since moving to the SEC is 0.653 whoop!

 

Yeah, but that's like 1.214 in the Big 12, so...

6 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

 

5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why the fuck would they win a title in football anytime soon? 

Ironically, their diploma mill may work out for them. Redass Old "army" Aggies will lament that the "culture" and spirit of Aggieland is going to hell as two-percenters keep graduating with pride in being two-percenters.

Over time, these none redass Aggies will be great enough in number as to start making A&M more normal. Rising oceans and profound changes in climate will likely come first, but it could happen over time.

With more control, the two-percenters will no longer want to be embarrassed by their alma mater. They change the culture. They start winning things. All the Ags we despise now will not be able to enjoy it because Sully is gone, Black people come in greater numbers, and nobody uncovers anymore.

It could turn into a normal rivalry without the added Aggie jihad.

11 hours ago, Wishbone said:

I’m hoping the Vols lead by 10 after the first inning and continue to score at least 2 per inning after that.

 

oh, and all while pitching a no hit perfect game.

So, what are they going do after the 7th inning stretch?

7 hours ago, Knighthawk said:

Like it or not.  Those jackasses are going to win some titles in the big sports sooner than later.  Most likely baseball followed by football.   Just follow the demographics of the state of Texas, the enrollment, and subsequent money into the programs.  Even aggy can’t fuck that up.  It might not be this series but it will happen at some point.  

Enjoy your blanket party.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude is a giant pussy on Twitter and gets into the dumbest spats 

Always has been.  Wayyyy too sensitive. 

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is the fucking moron who runs this account?

 

Remember all the tweets and memes like this we do about the Aggies when we win national championships? 

Of course not. This is pure Aggie projection. It's how they've lived their whole life in out shadow.

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is the fucking moron who runs this account?

 

Hopefully Helobius

Don't care if they win tonight. I am not an aggy and that is enough for me.

Predicting pain in aggy land, they riot, burn down the Dixie and someone has to put down the riot with an old Sherman tank.

Dear aggy. We will roll in this.

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28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude is a giant pussy on Twitter and gets into the dumbest spats 

I had to stop following "Nash" Texas fan account as well.  He was having a breakdown about aggy winning a championship game 1.  It was the aggiest shit I've ever seen.   Sure, I would prefer TN wins all things considered, but if A&M wins, who gives a shit? 

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is the fucking moron who runs this account?

 

https://thedailytexan.com/2019/07/02/occupy-left-field-texas-baseballs-biggest-tailgate/

 

Marc Pena,  Texas St grad and politician extraordinaire especially to player's parents.   I don't frequent LF but have never seen him wear burnt orange or a Texas cap. NTIMM

That said,  it is my understanding he does a good job raising funds for TOF.

 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

For those not in the know, the correct spelling is actually "Kavares Tears."  And Looch got hooked right through his fucking gills by "Tavares Kears."

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For those not in the know, the correct spelling is actually "Kavares Tears."  And Looch got hooked right through his fucking gills by "Tavares Kears."

Yeah and even knowing that the name is that blatantly wrong I'm still not sure Liucci himself didn't write the fake tweet. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah and even knowing that the name is that blatantly wrong I'm still not sure Liucci himself didn't write the fake tweet. 

I just rediscovered a memory of you not being able to spell Jacorey Warrick like 12 years ago. Wow. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is the fucking moron who runs this account?

 

Its no different than what this thread has been at times. It is tongue in cheek, a joke, reverse psychology type shit. jinx if you will. How is it not possible to detect this? Pretty obvious if you look at more than one tweet over the weekend. 

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah and even knowing that the name is that blatantly wrong I'm still not sure Liucci himself didn't write the fake tweet. 

It's as fake as the letter from visiting fans at Kyle Field.  They all know it's fake, but it's so easy to trick to rubes.

22 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He is not a bad dude at all.

And I think a lot of us share his fears.

Very true.   I have sat near him at some away games and he is cool.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is the fucking moron who runs this account?

 

You might want to see the tweet they made yesterday:

 

55 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Don't care if they win tonight. I am not an aggy and that is enough for me.

Predicting pain in aggy land, they riot, burn down the Dixie and someone has to put down the riot with an old Sherman tank.

Dear aggy. We will roll in this.

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21 minutes ago, F250 said:

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Spitballing here . . . anybody know if Schloss or Vitello knows much about coaching men's basketball?

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

He has a got got moment on X at least once a month. 

What kind of shape are the respective bullpens of UTe and TAMU in?  I haven’t watched any of the CWS because none of the teams I follow are in it. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

For those not in the know, the correct spelling is actually "Kavares Tears."  And Looch got hooked right through his fucking gills by "Tavares Kears."

Look, if Tavares Kears thanks Billy Loochie and aggy fans for showing him the way to the dugout at Charles Schwab, it's still real to Billy, dammit. It's still real to him.

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21 minutes ago, nnm said:

What kind of shape are the respective bullpens of UTe and TAMU in?  I haven’t watched any of the CWS because none of the teams I follow are in it. 

They threw their closer, Aschenbeck, for 2.2 innings Saturday.  He is great.  But he will be ready tonight.  Probably Cortez and Wilson for aggy are the only ones not available. Beam and Combs of TN not available unless extra innings. 

27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They threw their closer, Aschenbeck, for 2.2 innings Saturday.  He is great.  But he will be ready tonight.  Probably Cortez and Wilson for aggy are the only ones not available. Beam and Combs of TN not available unless extra innings. 

Is Aschenbeck the one that looks like a Family Guy character? 

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