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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Is Aschenbeck the one that looks like a Family Guy character? 

No, he looks like the love child of Larry Bird and Daniel Baldwin.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

They threw their closer, Aschenbeck, for 2.2 innings Saturday.  He is great.  But he will be ready tonight.  Probably Cortez and Wilson for aggy are the only ones not available. Beam and Combs of TN not available unless extra innings. 

Thanks.  I also went back and looked at the previous page.  Of course it's all hands on deck for all the marbles.  I appreciate your response.  

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Thanks.  I also went back and looked at the previous page.  Of course it's all hands on deck for all the marbles.  I appreciate your response.  


both teams, all hands on deck tonight 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

What kind of shape are the respective bullpens of UTe and TAMU in?  I haven’t watched any of the CWS because none of the teams I follow are in it. 

You need to watch more games where you have no druthers - appreciate the greatness both ways.

18 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You need to watch more games where you have no druthers - appreciate the greatness both ways.

Yes, I usually do with the CWS.  But didn't this year because TAMU.

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

No, he looks like the love child of Larry Bird and Daniel Baldwin.

Some have been speculating assenbacker/whatever is a Ron Weaver situation because he looks like a guy who has been toiling 8 years in the minors since graduating college.

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Some have been speculating assenbacker/whatever is a Ron Weaver situation because he looks like a guy who has been toiling 8 years in the minors since graduating college.

I think he drives a flatbed semi cross-coutry hauling heavy equipment in the off season.

Tennessee is in trouble.

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Just got off a ban this morning. Honestly, the Ags have played better when I'm banned (which I have earned several this baseball season). I'm asking staff nicely to go ahead and ban me until 11 p.m. tonight.

It's better to be safe than sorry and this is too big of a game to take chances. So please, issue a ban.

Please.
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is Tennessee the home team tonight?

Better seeded team is the home team, so Tenn is home. 

I don't feel like I ask for much in this life.  But can I just have a Tenn win tonight and then steal the aggy coach tomorrow?  That's all I ask.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't feel like I ask for much in this life.  But can I just have a Tenn win tonight and then steal the aggy coach tomorrow?  That's all I ask.

clickety-clack, clickety-clack, clickety-clack, clickety-clack, clickety-clack...

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Better seeded team is the home team, so Tenn is home. 

I thought they flipped for game 3? 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Tennessee is in trouble.

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Just got off a ban this morning. Honestly, the Ags have played better when I'm banned (which I have earned several this baseball season). I'm asking staff nicely to go ahead and ban me until 11 p.m. tonight.

It's better to be safe than sorry and this is too big of a game to take chances. So please, issue a ban.

Please.

At least earn the ban, you fucking pussy. Start a thread about how you think Elko is a tad overrated and will probably only win 3 or so national championships instead of 7. Or something.

Dear Other UT,

I hope you understand how important this is.  This country is going through enough right now without having to endure aggy winning a mens' national championship.

You have the proverbial chance to go back to 1939 and shoot Hitler.  So do it, like in Inglorious Basterds.  

Amen.

It would be a damn shame if the Schloss rumors caused aggy to lose their focus in this game.

5 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Are these cunts wearing the Texas Aggies jerseys?

Yes. And they will lose. 

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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

 

Just once I would like to see the other Governor respond...'Could you please stop sending me this stupid shit"

Tennessee wearing black again.  Bush league.

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so we've got barnes, peyton, some guy, heupel playing with himself, and morgan wallen. who’s the old guy?

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

That stupid shitbird is gonna try to pay up with Bill Miller, isn't he?

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Fucking awful human being.  Best BBQ = his brisket abortion

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

That stupid shitbird is gonna try to pay up with Bill Miller, isn't he?

Well, yeah.  He did say "best BBQ in Texas'.

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Sure Abbott get up and walk over here and shake on it and it’s a done deal.

3 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

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so we've got barnes, peyton, some guy, heupel playing with himself, and morgan wallen. who’s the old guy?

Heupel looks like a homeless guy with no teeth.

3 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

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so we've got barnes, peyton, some guy, heupel playing with himself, and morgan wallen. who’s the old guy?

Hope that #7 chair is bolted down.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Tennessee wearing black again.  Bush league.

They won in those. Might be a superstitious thing.

Meanwhile, a&M wearing their “texas aggies” shit and that might just be your kiss of death because that’s not who you are. Stop being ashamed of the name Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University. 

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Dear Other UT,

I hope you understand how important this is.  This country is going through enough right now without having to endure aggy winning a mens' national championship.

You have the proverbial chance to go back to 1939 and shoot Hitler.  So do it, like in Inglorious Basterds.  

Amen.

Tennessee footballers from '39 say Hi.  They finished second to aggy in the last poll.

5 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

we've got barnes, peyton, some guy, heupel playing with himself, and morgan wallen. who’s the old guy?

Looks too heavy to be Archie.  Plus, less hair.

I think this is the night this guy remembers he has a 5.00 ERA

Sure enjoy watching this game with all you Surly assholes...

Thx @immamac and everyone else that helps this place happen!!! 🤘

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Just now, Pancho said:

They won in those. Might be a superstitious thing.

Meanwhile, a&M wearing their “texas aggies” shit and that might just be your kiss of death because that’s not who you are. Stop being ashamed of the name Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University. 

Ya probably superstitious but wanted to see their school colors.  But whatever works to beat aggy.

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