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Just now, texastroubadour said:

^^^thats one ugly man

Still can't believe Julia Roberts fucked him for years.

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Chestnut looks like this dwarf I used to know.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Still can't believe Julia Roberts fucked him for years.

So that’s one lucky ugly man!

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

They need to go ahead and give Jeff Kent his own spinoff. 

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I’m listening to the audio of the game on Xirius XM.  They just mentioned that after the game is over, the excitement may just be starting…mentioning Pierce’s firing and possibility of the replacement coach being on the field tonight….said someone is getting a pay raise.  Word’s out.

Pressure starting to build for aggy.

Let's go Vols!

Wife's awful quiet so far this evening.

There were s few questionable strike calls in that inning against atm... and I love it and can't wait for the aggie tears about it. 

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pressure starting to build for aggy.

Let's go Vols!

Wife's awful quiet so far this evening.

I have gotten zero text from aggy nephew, so far.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Still can't believe Julia Roberts fucked him for years.

Maybe she didn’t.

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

There were s few questionable strike calls in that inning against atm... and I love it and can't wait for the aggie tears about it. 

they got one but the pitch before strike 3 was a strike.  the last one was a makeup.

After the Schloss interview I thought, oh he gone.

Now after the Vit interview he gone too. 
Shit, they have me all mixed up now. I’m getting it all twisted 

I'm sure it's all a tu sip conspiracy! Tu paid the umps off to make sure atm doesn't win because dem sips is scared of the sleeping giant! 

Just now, TejasPedro said:

After the Schloss interview I thought, oh he gone.

Now after the Vit interview he gone too. 
Shit, they have me all mixed up now. I’m getting it all twisted 

well both have negotiated pay raises I'm sure.

7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

They need to go ahead and give Jeff Kent his own spinoff. 

I've interacted with him a few times and he gives off major Shooter McGavin vibes.

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

There were s few questionable strike calls in that inning against atm... and I love it and can't wait for the aggie tears about it. 

Burnt Orange Ump Conspiracy 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm sure it's all a tu sip conspiracy! Tu paid the umps off to make sure atm doesn't win because dem sips is scared of the sleeping giant! 

And Texas deliberately waited until game 3 day fire their coach!

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I have gotten zero text from aggy nephew, so far.

aggy is very frontrunner regardless of what the marketing says.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What kind of eyeblack budget do these teams have?

Substantial

3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

After the Schloss interview I thought, oh he gone.

Now after the Vit interview he gone too. 
Shit, they have me all mixed up now. I’m getting it all twisted 

They'll alternate weekend series for us. 

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Still can't believe Julia Roberts fucked him for years.

In her defense…she can’t either.

9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Bonds' head and neck are cartoonish.

5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

After the Schloss interview I thought, oh he gone.

Now after the Vit interview he gone too. 
Shit, they have me all mixed up now. I’m getting it all twisted 

Glasses Why Dont We Have Both GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨

Way to flex going to the SEC 🤣

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Still can't believe Julia Roberts fucked him for years.

Dude can write a song.  Oldest story in the book.

17 minutes ago, SameSame said:

They need to go ahead and give Jeff Kent his own spinoff. 

adventures in truck washing

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dude can throw

Jinx

13 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pressure starting to build for aggy.

Let's go Vols!

Wife's awful quiet so far this evening.

PM Max Weiner

not sure I would have pulled him for giving up a seeing eye double play ball

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