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Hey… where did those titties go? I want more of those Tennessee girls with them big ole jugs

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This game is over 

Maybe….I don’t see the fat lady singing yet.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I'm counting outs.  As it just so happens I have no bearing on this game.

Well not with that attitude

No pics of the blonde with big cans jumping up and down? Slackers.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

hey catch

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This gif looks like every conversation I've ever had with a aggy.

1 minute ago, SurlyGator said:

Good seats, eh buddy?

HE MISSED THE TAG!!  HE MISSED THE TAG!!

that man is a goddamned national treasure

 

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Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe….I don’t see the fat lady singing yet.

Do fat titties count ….

 

1 minute ago, mrhorn said:

No pics of the blonde with big cans jumping up and down? Slackers.

This.

What is this amateur hour?!

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Hey… where did those titties go? I want more of those Tennessee girls with them big ole jugs

Beat bubbles.

6 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


God they are such pussies

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Do fat titties count ….

 

yes

2 minutes ago, Jack Handey said:

Who’s

talk to the voice software

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Too soon?

Vit take a victory lap! Come on down you earned the right to wear the correct Orange. 

No pics of the blonde with big cans jumping up and down? Slackers.

Came here just to see the replay. Disappointed
26 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Imagine all of the dorks that bought those hats... lost your first and only MCWS, and then promptly lost your head coach to Big Brother?

 

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Jfc is there a coach in this country that doesn’t do this hokey bullshit?  Is the only way to coach involve picking a motto or slogan and beating it to death?

1 minute ago, deter said:

Beat bubbles.

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do fat titties count ….

 

You bet they do. PM Porter Wagoner.

Just now, Tex Long said:

You bet they do. PM Porter Wagoner.

You can only get them in boxes of Breez!

catch the ball machete, fuck

Big hill to climb but ATM isn’t quite done. 

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Aggies are spot on - he definitely didn't touch the plate.

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To aggy: Verb.  To go from a place of childish bluster and unwarranted braggadocio to deep pain and laughable public failure within a relatively short period of time.

Has anybody checked on Longhorn Lawyer?  I hope he doesn’t overdose on the sweet Aggie tears.  

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:


 

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Just now, VoteforHank said:

Has anybody checked on Longhorn Lawyer?  I hope he doesn’t overdose on the sweet Aggie tears.  

game ain't fuckin over yet

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3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:


 


everyone likes titties 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

catch the ball machete, fuck

He should focus more on catching than fist pumps and getting his pitcher to take deep breaths from behind the plate 

Just now, dcar00 said:

need a DP

yeah, me too

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don't give them any hope

You're doing this wrong. That's the best part. 

So 6-2.  It occurs to me it might be peak sweet Aggie tears if they get it to, say, 6-4 but "just run out of innings".

Because fuck them.

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