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53 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Nice rant, aggy.

*betters

to be fair, if you were dumb enough to bet on those fucking losers, you probably hate them too.

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My brother posted this:
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And this loon aggy responded:
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4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Please, my Longhorn friends, do not forget those who helped make tonight possible….and by that I mean, a special shout out to the Florida State Seminoles and their epic late inning meltdown that allowed Tennessee to stay in the winner’s bracket.   

FSU would've beaten aggy too... it was fate that they lose this way. 

Yes the classy aggy fans who do the horns down every opportunity. Go cry a little, fucking pussy.

God only knows the amount of pre-ordered aggy champion shirts, cups, gear, etc. they will need to dispose of. But all good, incoming cornucopia of shit headed for third needy world missions.

My brother posted this:
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And this loon aggy responded:
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31 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

My brother posted this:
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And this loon aggy responded:
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I dunno, but maybe home-plate tagging lessons instead of Jesus bracelets would have been a better choice?

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Y'all are missing the point.  The SEC won.  

Tennessee

LSU

Ole Miss

Miss State

Vandy

Florida

last 6 of 7

46 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

If only they were allowed to blow bubbles. 

In a series as closely matched at this, it's the little things that decide the winner and loser.  --  Looch

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I’m not totally sure why this was in doubt for a select few here. They are allergic to winning. It’s astonishing. Even with the game 1 win it was still “ok, how’re they gonna fuck this up?”  And they fucked it up perfectly. Cause they are a group of fuck up losers.

And just to pour a tad bit more gasoline on the fire

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We’ll see you mother fucking cocksuckers in November, unfortunately. 

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Y'all are missing the point.  The SEC won.  

Yes…but Horns also was a big winner tonight!

Spread the News!

aggy finishes in Second Place

Tennessee finishes Next to LAST

Advantage aggy!

WHOOP!

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Tennessee, LSU, Ole Miss, Miss State,   Vandy, Florida

last 6 of 7

 

No aggy tho...

 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In a series as closely matched at this, it's the little things that decide the winner and loser.  --  Looch

Yeah they represented everything aggy alright

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yes the classy aggy fans who do the horns down every opportunity. Go cry a little, fucking pussy.

You don't have to ask aggy who the classiest fans are, they'll tell you.  

 

6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Tennessee

LSU

Ole Miss

Miss State

Vandy

Florida

last 6 of 7

y’all know i loathe the whole conference bluster shit; I’m a one team whore and will always be.  
 

but this level of parity at the championship level is impressive as fuck, and  y’all are joining the party.  

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

17 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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To be more precise, it's a meme. That guy isn't even an Aggie. 

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

It’s good for them.

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah they represented everything aggy alright

 

Yeah, losing, then calling everybody classless, then retreating into repressed homosexuality.  Don't worry, you can beat up some kids for walking on pretend sacred grass to cheer yourselves up, ya lunatics.

14 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

You good brother?

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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

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another day without a stupid fucking "Texas Aggies National Champions" shirt.  it is a good day.

58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Losing keeps them hungry? They've gotta be some starving corpse sonsabitches after 85 years of not winning shit.

Explains why some of them are even willing to eat lists. 

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14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

another day without a stupid fucking "Texas Aggies National Champions" shirt.  it is a good day.

Before the series started, a friend was asking a larger friend group which team to cheer for as he disliked both teams. He said that if the aggies won, a bunch of his friends would be very happy. Another friend then asked him if any of those Aggie’s would be cheering for UT to win so he would be happy…he commented “good point…go Tennessee!!”.

4 minutes ago, Hate said:

Before the series started, a friend was asking a larger friend group which team to cheer for as he disliked both teams. He said that if the aggies won, a bunch of his friends would be very happy. Another friend then asked him if any of those Aggie’s would be cheering for UT to win so he would be happy…he commented “good point…go Tennessee!!”.

 

I still remember them trying to show everybody what good guys they are with that stupid "One day only" t-shirt with the Longhorns reattached with a band-aid when we were about to play USC.  As if literally anyone in the country, especially us, gave half a shit what they were feeling that day.

There was an aggy in our game watching party that night, and she pretended to be pulling for us, but later another friend showed me her "God, I hope USC wins" texts.  They're all liars, all the time, and everything is always about them.  They deserve to continue to suffer forever.

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This is peak aggy misery. They're so used to being the shitty little step-child that all the other types of misery are just normal to them now. This - this is the best kind. The kind they've never felt before. It's Lucy pulling the football away from their dreams, which they were oh so close to getting. They won't get this close again for decades. This may have broken them for a generation. 

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