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The call came at around 9:56 a.m. Hanzo Garcia was one of the commuters whose vehicle was hit by the driver. He posted a picture of the incident with the caption "Dawg, I just got hit by an 8 year old." 

lulz

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#7

1. everyone in corpus has some sort of mental disability 

2. kid probably just wanted a breakfast taco and big red

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#9

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…. and that young man grew up to appear as Stork in Animal House

#11
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

per cc hood new site, the kid just wanted some mcdonalds 

10:27 am and needing a McMuffin and a hash brown and I’m driving that way too

#12
53 minutes ago, elfenix said:

10:27 am and needing a McMuffin and a hash brown and I’m driving that way too

 

have to use the app

#13
5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

wtf is wrong with you CC?

How long do you have?

#15

CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations. 4

Either the news source likes neutral pronouns or momma needed some booze and cigarettes so they were going to the store.

 

#16
7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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…. and that young man grew up to appear as Stork in Animal House

Of course, Stork was Doug Kenney, Harvard graduate and founder of National Lampoon.

#18
28 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Of course, Stork was Doug Kenney, Harvard graduate and founder of National Lampoon.

And creator of Caddyshack as well as co-writing Animal House.

Jumped off a Kauai cliff full of coke for his swan dive…er song, so the kid has that to look forward too. 

#20
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Of course, Stork was Doug Kenney, Harvard graduate and founder of National Lampoon.

I thought we did not dox here…

#22
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations.

I’m sorry, ma’am, but your son is not as insured driver and you never gave him permissive use of the vehicle, so you do not need our insurance help. 

#23
10:27 am and needing a McMuffin and a hash brown and I’m driving that way too

After eating one, I am driving that way too.
#29

Same kid took out his grandma’s car today. This time he went to HEB !

 

bwhahahahahaha

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#30
In video sent in by viewers the boy can be seen behind the wheel of a pink car in an H-E-B parking lot. https://t.co/pr1sYR6BRt

 

#32
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
In video sent in by viewers the boy can be seen behind the wheel of a pink car in an H-E-B parking lot. https://t.co/pr1sYR6BRt

 

Holy shit that’s incredible 

#33
On 6/11/2024 at 6:59 AM, Macanudo said:

CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations. 4

Either the news source likes neutral pronouns or momma needed some booze and cigarettes so they were going to the store.

 

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#35

This reminds me of that Japanese game show called "old Enough" where the moms send off toddlers to walk to the market and bakery and get ramen or cake for dinner.  It would have been a lot cooler if they had the hidden cameras on this kid the whole way.

 

 

Edited by TexasEd

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