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this aggy association of former students member can tell you for sure

9 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

this aggy association of former students member can tell you for sure

What the fuuuuck

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I bet she gets to use the term ex boyfriend often.  

Or maybe not.  I was irritated by her voice as soon as she started speaking.  I can't imagine getting past the "hi, nice to meet you" stage.

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

11 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They're not recyclable?

how many condoms fit inside a mason jar?

i'd help her find out.  you know, for science.

57 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They're in the freezer. 

5 hours ago, Apep said:

They're not recyclable?

Well, they are compostable 

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

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She is taking it to extremes but I would like to follow a similar path as far as eating but I am too lazy. 

Need pics of her neatly shaven bush to see if she is truly committed.  Will pass on pics of her arm pits.

11 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I wish I’d never heard the term menstrual cup.

my wife and her friends refer to their periods as "shark week".   it gave the discovery channel promos for shark week with shaquille oneal and ronda rousey a whole new meaning 

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9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

 i thought the same.  you dont get a place like doing graphic design for the trader joes

I'd like an answer to an inversion of the question: How many mason jars of cocaine, can you fit in a condom..?

 

17 hours ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They were probably hiding.

16 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, they [cats] are compostable 

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9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 i thought the same.  you dont get a place like doing graphic design for the trader joes

the grocery store is close to court/atlantic, right by the hoyt schemerhorn stop. definitely pricey area. at 23? gtfo.

10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I wish I’d never heard the term menstrual cup.

Ditto. Anyone here have a wife, girlfriend or ex that uses one of those blood cups?

 

If she really cared about the environment, she'd let guys raw dog her.

I will go bareback on her and cum in her mouth to avoid waste.
#zerowaste #saltmalt #mighytasty

7 hours ago, Capt said:

I will go bareback on her and cum in her mouth to avoid waste.
#zerowaste #saltmalt #mighytasty

She would be the type to probably prefer a pearl necklace, or save your boys in a jar for a natural hair gel.

On 7/26/2018 at 9:25 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

This. I want to know where her income stream comes from. It seems a lot easier to radically change your lifestyle when do you have to worry about finances. 

Was there a toothbrush in that jar?

 

 

Maybe she's just like the rest of us and doesn't replace them when worn out

 

 

(6 pack of sonicare heads is $40 at Costco this week, for those of you wondering when the last time you changed yours was)

 

Was there a toothbrush in that jar?
 
 
Maybe she's just like the rest of us and doesn't replace them when worn out
 
 
(6 pack of sonicare heads is $40 at Costco this week, for those of you wondering when the last time you changed yours was)
 


I get a free one every time I go to the dentist (twice a year) so I just rotate the old one out then. I thought that’s what everyone did.
On 7/26/2018 at 11:22 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

I bet she still takes 45 minute showers.

That's the majority of urban white women. 

On 7/28/2018 at 5:37 AM, texasjacket said:

She would be the type to probably prefer a pearl necklace, or save your boys in a jar for a natural hair gel.

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I hate the fn' stickers on fruits & vegetables. And they sometimes seem to be applied with the same stuff they use to stick heat tiles on the space shuttle.

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