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You're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants.

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Using Jonah for intelligence is like using a croissant for a dildo. It doesn’t get the job done, and it makes a fucking mess!

This isn’t a choice like my diet, this is a necessity like my drinking 

Jonah, settle something for me. You like to have sex and you like to travel?

Yes, ma’am.

Then you can fuck off

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This is one of the greatest scenes in the history of TV:

I would love to see the raw footage of them trying to shoot that scene.

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If I get the 'stamp of approval' from her, I might as well nail a bunch of puppies to the ground and run them over and crush their skulls with my campaign bus.

I'm doing a re-watch and it is fantastic. 

"I'm eating so much pussy, I'm shitting clits." 

"This is an elementary school!" 

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