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#251
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

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#252
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The networks covering this like it's Bush/Clinton or Obama/Romney is seriously rage inducing. They still, after all this time, have no idea what to do with Trump. 

You know, I get that legacy media is still wading through uncharted waters.  But if after 9 years, you can't figure out how to monetize Trump...you're not going to.  You're not gonna focus group your way into shareholder wealth and prestige after this much time.  You just pivot on your own dicks and fuck up democracy in real time.  I'd rather you just be shallow, transparent, and rich than continue this nearly decade-long charade.  You don't get why he's a thing, we don't get why he's a thing, he brought out 25mm voters that live and work at Dollar General and they're not really buying a lot of ad space within your sphere of influence.  I get it.  But eventually, just cut the losses and move the fuck on.  Even MSNBC is like "Yeah, we're just gonna have Maddow teach about the Sykes-Picot act and it's ramifications on contemporary relations with Israel and Kamala Harris.  Y'all figure the rest of it the fuck out."  For god's sake, even the NY Post is throwing in the towel, "Yeah, old weird dude versus other old weird dude we used to cover back in the day.  Meanwhile, there's a Perv in Queens!"  

#253
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

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#255

Right now the bartender is taking a vote: the debate or cailou. There’s a real question of election integrity as the bartender displays a strong pro-Cailou bias. Some finance bros are at the bend of the horseshoe and one of them is talking about the time his MD “scooped his dick” at a function. 
He voted for the debate. His friends joined a majority of the ladies and the solo dancer to support Cailou. She just put “I drove all night” on the juke box. 
Cailou it is!
 

I count myself lucky.

#258
Just now, Dnaguy said:

Anyone else coke posting too???!?!!!

This is still Surly right?

#260

I think I’m going to watch the debate AND look at NSFW stuff on Reddit…. I feel like that might make this better 

r/breedingmaterial is legit

#263

Trump looked like he was hit by tranquilizer.  Good move by his staff.

Biden sounds hoarse.

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#268
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

First question should be about the USMNT. 

Maybe I'm for presidential immunity for crimes committed in office after all 

#274

Biden going with the "Hey my voice is off today" tactic, great move and especially good on annual review day 

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#279
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Biden’s voice is terrible at the start. What is going on?

Almost like he's old as fuck

#295

Biden could literally not look worse visually. Really going to be fun t9 have a 2nd Trump presidency where we are all murdered.

#296

Holy shit, Trump still doesn’t understood who ends up paying for tariffs, like it’s magically going to be paid by the countries and not the consumers.

#298
Just now, LonghornSean said:

Trump spouts non-stop bullshit but the relative strength of his voice is noticeable.

not just the voice

the confidence amd energy is there. nothing for biden

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