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i’m doing a rewatch of Rivals (s21) which is on youtube tv. all time great season, with one of the all time great episodes (e5, Ill Communication). definitely a must-rewatch.

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it was funny how laurel was acting like she was quitting after she’d already lost. 

What an anti climactic way for laurel to go out.  I'll miss watching her.  She could snu snu me any day of the week. 

Was hoping we could see her go physical against any of the other strong women remaining.  But given the state of eliminations it's likely they'd put her against Tori in a bb gun competition. 

Bananas Theo elimination was whack af too.  Again.   Was there any doubt who would win that? 

Derrick would have actually likely crushed that. 

I imagine Laurel would ride you like a wild stallion while telling you aren’t man enough to please her and then goes and shits in a pizza box in your living room just assert her dominance

14 hours ago, Derka said:

i’m doing a rewatch of Rivals (s21) which is on youtube tv. all time great season, with one of the all time great episodes (e5, Ill Communication). definitely a must-rewatch.

Finished Fresh Meat II last night. Carley is 40 now, still in good shape. That was her only season. 

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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Finished Fresh Meat II last night. Carley is 40 now, still in good shape. That was her only season. 

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Why does her head look like it was photo-shopped on a body in both pictures? 

Daily & elimination challenges actually didn’t suck tonight, but the rest should be taken out back & fucking shot, Old Yeller-style. 

 

Worst thing this series ever did was go to 90 minutes. 

If you skip over the 4-5 Michelle and Olivia conversations you can save 10 min 

Cory is and always has been such a worthless fuck. Has been totally disengaged from everyone the whole season, loses his one friend, then tries to weasel himself in to an alliance to get him to the final. Nobody cares about him still being around because they all know he isn't a threat in the final. Just a hilariously pathetic display.

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

If you skip over the 4-5 Michelle and Olivia conversations you can save 10 min 

The amount of Michele confessionals this season has been truly astounding. 

This season is the biggest challenge letdown ever. Everything is bad, the production quality, the accommodations, editing, elimination events, etc. I have never lost interest so fast in a season but to be fair I have only been watching All-Stars and the last regular season I saw was Total Madness which sucked too even though I know it was due to COVID. 

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yeah that episode was fucking dumb. the challengers are so in their feelings these days. just crying about the things that literally make up the fabric of the challenge. you get near the end and you have to go in against your friends, it happens every season. did we really need an hour long therapy session for michelle and olivia to get over that?

also, the women are delusional. 

michelle: “it was really important to me to have this talk with aviv and clear the air.” right, which is why aviv had to approach you to address you calling her out, and not the other way around.

olivia: “this is why i don’t let people in.” right, which is theo is “my man” and why y’all were saying “i love you” to each other after “dating” for 2-3 weeks.

the new age men aren’t much better. kyland is physically badass but is a huge emotional pussy and just boring as shit to watch. if he had any personality he could be the face of the franchise. instead he’s an overly sensitive man child who likes to quietly dominate and then read books. yawn. josh has worked on himself, which is great for him,  but now he’s just some big, dumb oaf who sucks at everything and is no longer entertaining. cory is popcorn muscles personified. 

im just going to keep watching the old seasons on paramount until i run out. i just started battle of the seasons and the daily saw preston and big easy go tumbling 30 feet into water, followed by frank drunkenly kissing zach and then trying to fight robb (6’4”) and danny (5’6” in his doc martens) at the same time. im like 1/2 an episode in to this season and its already more entertaining than the whole of the current one.

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“you know that would never do anything to hurt our team.”

three seconds later:

 

 

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aw shit, wes vs big easy hall brawl coming up. let’s go.

Olivia really doesn't have a place on the show. At least Michelle wins eliminations and the occasional challenge

It’s time to promote Josh to viewer

Tonight’s hypothetical… If Jenny sewed all of her shorts together, would they equal one pair of pants length-wise?

 

Other than that, I’ll just forget this episode happened. 

The Goof showed up without a thought in his mind of how to win. Don't care about Cory being there still because he's such an absolute non-threat to win.

On 11/14/2024 at 11:31 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

If you skip over the 4-5 Michelle and Olivia conversations you can save 10 min 

If you skip over the 4-5 times Josh cries you can save 10 min. 

15 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

It’s time to promote Josh to viewer

 

Hope the show creates an elimination where the challengers have to braid their own hair, swim through a pool of Josh tears, and ring a bell.

 

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15 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Was there no episode this week?

You didn't see it? CT came back and TJ battled him in the elimination arena for the right to host the show.  
 

nah no new episode this week 

Every time I see Jenny on an interview I think of this.

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Get Derek and Michelle out and let's rock and roll this final.  4 strong dudes 4 strong girls. 

Why the fuck was this 1.5 hours? Man MTV is brutal. Just more unwatchable dailies that have absolutely no tension and you have no idea what's happening till the results are called

We all knew Cory never had a shot like usual so it's just funny to see him lose to Derek, no matter how much he's improved

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6 hours ago, Teryor said:

Why the fuck was this 1.5 hours? Man MTV is brutal. Just more unwatchable dailies that have absolutely no tension and you have no idea what's happening till the results are called

We all knew Cory never had a shot like usual so it's just funny to see him lose to Derek, no matter how much he's improved

Agreed at this point in the season cut it down to 60

Feel for Cory.  I want him to get one but he just can't do it. 

 

And these days he has less and less good friends so he'll likely face 3+ eliminations every season until he gets pushed out again. 

 

 

The finals are too puzzle heavy these days, Corey has basically no chance without a partner or group final.  

Tonight didn’t suck.

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Thank you, Tori. 

No episode next week for Christmas. 

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No fucking WAY they just did that as elimination between them. 

 

All the hype and bad ass moments between Cara and Tori we could have had and they do THAT???

LOL this season eliminations are fucking terrible. 

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This was the tweet Derk started the other thread with. 

Rival is the person next to you, so Da’Vonne/Shane, Adam/Steve, etc. 

 

Guys much less-hateable than the chicks. Shane, Aneesa, Beth, Big T, Sylvia all need to split quick. 

This Final blows. Swim somewhere, puzzle, swim back. jfc why not warn them before they sign on that swimming will be a requirement.  That is a pretty specific skill that not all are good at or train for. I am rooting for Jordan, but it's not even fair for Kyland.  Dude is now a shell of himself and has gone goofy.

I get they want Finals to be different format each season and a mystery, but they over think it. Keep it simple or use something that worked in the past and combine them.

Karma shit is gay.  If it really knocks someone out of first place in the end it's stupid.  You want everyone to make friends and still win a cutthroat competition?  

Also just tired of puzzles in every event.

Also Also stfu Michelle, you humble brag when winning and whine like world is ending when you lose.

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