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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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#1001
13 minutes ago, troph said:

I can't stop smiling. I literally cannot describe how perfect this has been. It's fucking amazing.

hiding out in his wife's car in a cemetery in Snook, Texas ... clandestine and shit. needs to be a scene in a redux of the best little whorehouse in Texas. fucking stupid aggies, championships are for Longhorns.

How often does CDC get to do some secret agent type of shit as the big boss lol?

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#1002
5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's Alberts who makes the hire, too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The cheapskate that fired Schloss's right hand man to save a few bucks? I guess the Lamar coach is about to get a pay raise! 

#1003
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Jace LaViolette, Gavin Grahovac, and Kaeden Kent all just jumped in the Portal

Can't wait until we win the national championship next year and the aggies start making unironic claims to the national championship. PUT IT ON THE WALL

#1004
29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Good job, @Wulaw Horn:

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It's great to know your posts are being read! 

And while you're reading, aggy.....

SCOREBOARD!

FUCK YOU, aggy!  

FUCK all your little silly fake-military-school (you're just another ROTC) imaginary dogmas, FUCK your fans, you , FUCK your ripoff of Japanese Obon, FUCK your entire creation!!

Did you read all that?

CAN you read all that?

Are your coloring books and crayons all used-up already?

Now go post it in texags like good little Hopeless Minions that have no source of happiness other than to define their lives with, than waking up each morning to "hate Texas" -- so that little Billy DUMBSHIT FAT FUCK Liucci can go delete it BEFORE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS!

 

/rant - Needed to be done, since they claim to read!  Lulz

 

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#1005

Everyone stunting on this ho with receipts:

My, my. How the tables have turned. #HookEm https://t.co/7Emlg0nX5p
It’s not as fun when it happens to you https://t.co/iRrhC81Hyt
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#1006
I can’t function for the remainder of the day…😂😅😂

 

#1007
19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

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We are on our way, ladies and gentlemen. 

Hope we got him an edible arrangement and a cookie cake.

#1008
Just now, NoName said:
I can’t function for the remainder of the day…😂😅😂

 

I fondly remember when some classmates of mine did that, too!  Lulz

#1009

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

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#1011
2 hours ago, Pancho said:
Here in Austin for the Jim Schlossnagle press conference: @HoustonChron

 

Sent this to some Aggy coworkers. They asked me what all those things on the shelves in the background are. They'd never seen anything like em before.

#1012
1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

#1014
3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

They don’t win shit now.

#1015
6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The cheapskate that fired Schloss's right hand man to save a few bucks? I guess the Lamar coach is about to get a pay raise! 

I want them to hire Matt Deggs so badly...

#1016
8 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Can't wait until we win the national championship next year and the aggies start making unironic claims to the national championship. PUT IT ON THE WALL

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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that program is FUCKED. I love it.

#1017
27 minutes ago, Sal said:

I know Weiner is a good pitching coach, but is he someone the players like having around? What I’m asking is, is Weiner a dick? 

 

#1018
4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Sent this to some Aggy coworkers. They asked me what all those things on the shelves in the background are. They'd never seen anything like em before.

can't tell if serious but that's awesome. trophies you bumfucks, you know, you get one when you finish first at the end of the year.

#1019
39 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Schlossnagel's ranch is in Snook.

I love how they've fired up the "There's no loyalty in college sports anymore" trope, referring to both the players and the coaches. As if there ever was with coaches. But for the players, lol, they bitch and moan about NIL, as if NIL wasn't a big component of their potential draw. But as usual, they miss the big point; They're right, that it isn't loyalty to a school. But there sure as shit can be loyalty to a fucking coach. Like Schloss. Lets see how many of those players follow him to Texas, becuase they know he can develop them into draft picks. That's the loyalty, and that's what you fucking pay for in a coach when you're an AD who doesn't have his head up his ass while he counts the loose change in his pockets. 

#1020
5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

I hear the Alto head coach is interested.

#1021
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series...

With Schloss...

And like 4/9 of our lineup guys from this year's losing aggy team...

And it would be the talk of the entire Omaha run, in every game, even the ones we're not playing in...

Imagine how that would look to every high school athlete in Texas, in every sport...

advantage aggy

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#1022
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Good job, @Wulaw Horn:

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They jump right to civil and criminal penalties. Ha!  They are dipshits. Hope this gets posted there as a follow up. 
it will be nothing other than interesting if a couple of these rumors come out. I could be totally wrong and the guy who told me could be wrong. I followed up again last night and he told me he 100% believes what he told me to be true still. And also he thought this was the funniest thing ever. And that Schloss is going to win huge here. He’s not a UT guy. 

#1023
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't want that stupid dog.

It's not so much "want" as it is taking it away.  Take the dog, re-home it to some rando family in Hutto just so aggy doesn't have it any more.

#1024
28 minutes ago, hornian said:

I'd like to keep Gasparino and Belyeu on the roster. And Dee Kennedy seems solid in the field, but could be better at the plate. I also like both Duplantier kids (but since Dre is going to be a Senior, not sure if he'd come back), Flores, Galvan, and of course JT (but everything I have heard is that he's gone even before Pierce was canned). Not saying any of these should be guaranteed starters, just seem solid and worth keeping around. 

For arms, I can see Grubbs coming back, but anyone else I'd want back is a Junior. Anyone else who is an underclassman and didn't get much time so I trust the new staff to evaluate. 

The rest of the roster, if you can earn a spot, great, if not, thanks for your service. 

If we lost JT, what are the odds the 1B that transferred from Texas to Tech comes back?  IIRC he bailed for playing time.  Kid rakes from what i recall.

#1026
10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

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#1029
3 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If we lost JT, what are the odds the 1B that transferred from Texas to Tech comes back?  IIRC he bailed for playing time.  Kid rakes from what i recall.

Kash. Dunno if I’d take that bitch back

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#1030
I've always said that Texas is like a chair. There are four legs: admin, coach, boosters, media/fans. If one of the legs is not aligned or is weak, you have a broken chair. If you have all four then there is not a better seat in the house. https://t.co/77UYT7dtR0

 

#1035
34 minutes ago, NoName said:

them calling him SchLOSS after he had the best season in program history by wins and the best finish in the entire history of their program (runner up) is so fucking dumb

They are now shit-talking the coach who led them to six of the eight all-time wins their school has in Omaha.

 

Just for reference, we have 88.

#1036
18 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I hope schloss takes the Low road and starts talking about how horrific it was to live in aggyland and how nuts and weird the fanbase was right before we play them next year. 

I think this is probably what hurts most for the Aggies. They can delude themselves that Texas A&M is some magical place, but yet again, they have been reminded that outsiders don't think the same. You have a coach who could have stayed there and been beloved, and even willing to suffer the hate for choosing their hated rival, LOL!

Texas Radio for your enjoyment. Billy Lucci knew everything all along, controlled the whole situation, blah, blah, blah. 

 

 

#1038

If I’m an A&M fan I think I just give up on college sports. They will quite literally never win anything that matters. It’s just how it is.

#1042

guessing this won't be the last one to do this

Due to the recent coaching changes at The University of Texas I have decided to request the release of my NLI and open up my recruitment to all schools interested.6’4 215LB C/P/OF/UTL#1 overall 2024 in NC via PG

 

#1043
5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think this is probably what hurts most for the Aggies. They can delude themselves that Texas A&M is some magical place, but yet again, they have been reminded that outsiders don't think the same. You have a coach who could have stayed there and been beloved, and even willing to suffer the hate for choosing their hated rival, LOL!

Texas Radio for your enjoyment. Billy Lucci knew everything all along, controlled the whole situation, blah, blah, blah. 

 

 

The butthurt from around the 1:20:00 mark through next few minutes is worth the listen alone.   These Aggy tears are just what the Dr. ordered to get us to football season.  Just incredible.

#1044
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hmmm

 

Duke football head coach Mike Elko addressed the Texas A&M coaching vacancy this evening stating” I’m committed to this place; When you’re doing your job well everyone thinks your leaving; when you’re doing your job bad everyone thinks your leaving; We love Duke ! @KeepBlitzin

 

EOT

We're done her ag fucks.....

#1045
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series...

With Schloss...

And like 4/9 of our lineup guys from this year's losing aggy team...

And it would be the talk of the entire Omaha run, in every game, even the ones we're not playing in...

Imagine how that would look to every high school athlete in Texas, in every sport...

 

18 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

advantage aggy

 

GOOD

#1046
Someone (might've been Joe Cook) commented that Trev didn't make himself visible in Omaha. He was hanging out in the back of a suite instead of in the crowd.

Get the feeling he doesn't give a shit about baseball.
#1049
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series...

With Schloss...

 

If Schloss ever wins a title at Texas he's going to be a legend after spurning aggy. 

#1050
11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If I’m an A&M fan I think I just give up on college sports. They will quite literally never win anything that matters. It’s just how it is.

You fargin ass.

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