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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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53 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

That’s one of the best jobs of owning a thread full of idiots I’ve ever seen! Awesome job by BigBopper.

Outstanding work my BigBopper.  I speed read about half that 44 pages, highly entertaining knowing on page 17 what was coming.  Bravo.

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  • Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has

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9 minutes ago, Danimal said:

The Omaha airport is such a depressing experience. Terrible place to process all that is going on for aggie fans

They could at least get a Runza

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When does the portal for A&M open up and close?

Whenever CDC says so.

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Today is why the Germans invented the word schadenfreude.  Seeing all these Longhorn athletes' trolling aggy is hilarious.

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read the last page moron

3 minutes ago, Orale said:

What a weird forum. Are they not allowed to say fuck? Every other post has "frick" in it. Fucking weird. 

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4 minutes ago, Orale said:

What a weird forum. Are they not allowed to say fuck? Every other post has "frick" in it. Fucking weird. 

You have to turn the profanity filter off.

Trust me that is far from the biggest reason that place is weird....

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Remember when famous surly posters used to call CDC crystal?

Pretty sure I started that.  It was a lot of fun but no longer has a place unless another FB coaching search is needed.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

 

So Albert fucked up, ran him off then fucked up the re recruitment to keep him? Lol

Remember like 500 times this year when people showed up to blame NIL and not how Pierce handled the roster and allocations? Super weird. That shit seems to have faded for some reason. 

Man, the Aggies were having a lovely start to Summer.  Now their entire universe is gonna come crashing down between yesterday and the Winter Solstice.  You almost hate to see it, but then you remember---they're Aggies.

aggy is plural for all that is aggy. aggy is always going to aggy up the aggy situation.

Hook’em!!!

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

44 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

 today is equal to this.
 

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Needs to be shopped with Schlossnagle catching the football after it goes through the goalpost.

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I don’t think we can overlook Trev Alberts and the part he played in all of this…with his ability to piss off everyone around him.

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

Attention whore who is knowing exactly what ahe doing recording that video like that

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

much more enjoyable on mute

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

Kayce can HAWK TUAH this cock. 

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Sorrell (OF), Grahovic (3B/OF), Kent (INF/OF), Moss (RHP), Lamkin (LHP), LaViolette (OF) are some A&M players to keep an eye on.

Current portal guys to keep an eye on (credit to current members of the team for recruiting guys while there basically wasn't a coaching staff in place for 3 weeks):

Myles Patton (LHP, Long Beach State)- pretty sure this one is already close to being locked up

Easton Winfield (OF, ULM)- I think this one is pretty far down the tracks as well

Gavin Kilen (SS, Louisivlle)- Top SS in the portal and held off deciding so he could visit A&M after the CWS

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Montgomery’s mom is now getting in on the action. The mom of the kid who left Stanford high and dry for a bigger payday.

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Hearing his salary isn’t an increase but getting more money for players/staff

That sounds like Trev Albert special.  Not seeing the forest for the trees 

Their tears are delicious.  And I guess Trev is ready to lead them to the promised land... of the Big 10.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I would like to extend a chance for @Balcones to join us on this journey. It is never too late for forgiveness. Hopefully someone did a wellness check on him today. 

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He’s posting in the other 2025 Texas Baseball thread. 

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure I started that.  It was a lot of fun but no longer has a place unless another FB coaching search is needed.

Remember like 500 times this year when people showed up to blame NIL and not how Pierce handled the roster and allocations? Super weird. That shit seems to have faded for some reason. 

You know NIL. I know what people in that industry say. He’s here because he doesn’t like aggy. Period. Full stop. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Also the day that we eat the birds. Or in this case, aggy tears. 

Welcome Coach!

 

 

BTW, I'm definitely not getting any hawk tua

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I can't stop laughing.  I mean, this is the funniest play I can recall in Texas sports history.

-- we shit the bed in the regular season and especially the conference tournament

-- we get sent to the College Station regional as a 3 seed

-- we get summarily dismissed, so everyone figures Pierce will immediately get fired

-- crickets

-- super regionals and the CWS continue on, and most of us who aren't idiots figure out what's happening

-- it ends up A&M v UTenn, the two teams coached by arguably our top two targets "if we fire Pierce" (nudge nudge wink wink)

-- we wait until it's Game 3 winner take all and FIRE PIERCE THAT MORNING

-- A&M shits the bed but almost pulls it out

-- we hire their coach

 

Holy smokes, there is no longer any question anywhere who is big brother and who is little brother.  

Like I said, I can't stop laughing.  Life is good.  Dumbasses.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think Flores and Beylou will both be back next year. 

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Jalin Flores, thanks for taking one for the team. 

This roster will start to take shape quickly once the dominoes of who Schloss is bringing with him start to drop. If he does bring LaViolette and Sorrell the outfield will get crowded and guys like Farmer etc.. will hit the portal and could even put someone like Gasparino in a position where he has to make a decision.

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1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

“Blue bell is nicer than whatever it’s called in Austin.”

Ah yes. your field is named after listeria-laced ice cream and ours is named after championship-winning coaches. But we get it. We also can’t remember the names of any of your championship-winning coaches either.

oh wait

If I had to pick only one player to come back (I want more than that, but for this example), Belyeu is the obvious choice.

32 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

Christ. Pull your tits together Kayce

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can't stop laughing.  I mean, this is the funniest play I can recall in Texas sports history.

-- we shit the bed in the regular season and especially the conference tournament

-- we get sent to the College Station regional as a 3 seed

-- we get summarily dismissed, so everyone figures Pierce will immediately get fired

-- crickets

-- super regionals and the CWS continue on, and most of us who aren't idiots figure out what's happening

-- it ends up A&M v UTenn, the two teams coached by arguably our top two targets "if we fire Pierce" (nudge nudge wink wink)

-- we wait until it's Game 3 winner take all and FIRE PIERCE THAT MORNING

-- A&M shits the bed but almost pulls it out

-- we hire their coach

 

Holy smokes, there is no longer any question anywhere who is big brother and who is little brother.  

Like I said, I can't stop laughing.  Life is good.  Dumbasses.

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

He did the exact same shit when he left TCU and neither they nor anybody else gave a fuck. Recruits parents may ask the question but it isn’t holding him back.

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Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

Lane is the ultimate aggy troll

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The Wiener has Arrived

So where does that leave Tulo since all 3 have been announced 

Just now, Js1 said:

The Wiener has Arrived

My weiner arrived about 10 hours ago

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