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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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  • Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has

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Had David Pierce coaching pitchers a month ago and now have the best pitching coach in the country LOLOLOL

3 hours ago, statsman said:

I remember how the Mavs fans booed Kiki Vandeweghe, every time he visited. Let’s call that level of booing “One Kiki”. How many Kiki’s will Schloss get at TAMU, I wonder 

12, duh.

8 minutes ago, chase25 said:

This roster will start to take shape quickly once the dominoes of who Schloss is bringing with him start to drop. If he does bring LaViolette and Sorrell the outfield will get crowded and guys like Farmer etc.. will hit the portal and could even put someone like Gasparino in a position where he has to make a decision.

Gasparino should stay and Schloss should feel the same way. He has too much potential and that would suck if he left. 

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

#freshwaterafterdark

#shootershoot

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So where does that leave Tulo since all 3 have been announced 

similar to what he was this year?

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Aggy getting sent back to the dark ages

3 minutes ago, Levi said:

Gasparino should stay and Schloss should feel the same way. He has too much potential and that would suck if he left. 

Gasparino will definitely stay. Huge upgrade in the coaching department. 

45 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

I still would….idiots need dick too 

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There aren’t many times where you can bring your entire staff over from your old school and have it not be a bunch of comfort hires.

This is one of those times.

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13 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

 

 

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Today may be the biggest ownage of aggy ever

I’ve always enjoyed having 77-0 on them.  But I gotta admit…this feels much worse.  Oof

9 minutes ago, Levi said:

Gasparino should stay and Schloss should feel the same way. He has too much potential and that would suck if he left. 

He should and I hope he does but I’m just saying in the event that Schloss does in fact bring some of these guys that are rumored to follow, that outfield is going to get crowded

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

There aren’t many times where you can bring your entire staff over from your old school and have it not be a bunch of comfort hires.

This is one of those times.

Yep. Vic’s first staff in Austin was like this. Brought them all over. Continuity in coaches makes a big difference at a new stop 

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52 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

"Is this not a breach of contract for a head coach in the middle of THE most important series in program history?" 🤣 🤣  What a treasure trove of aggy sadness today has provided.

If she don't hawk tuah, I don't want to talk tuah

21 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

poooooooorrrrrr agggggggyyyyyy

20 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

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20 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

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23 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

coaches

We've taken your coaches. The whole staff. hahahahahahahahahaha

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We really pillaged the entire A&M baseball program lol. Them boys got off the team bus after getting back from Omaha, high fived a bunch of A&M fans congratulating them, then all of them packed their shit for Texas. Not a single assistant stayed…

I don’t think A&M has had a more sobering reality check in their history, and that is saying something

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9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’ve always enjoyed having 77-0 on them.  But I gotta admit…this feels much worse.  Oof

Sometimes you want a nice cabernet, sometimes you want a nice single malt.  No need to pick nits.

Tap dancing tits, that’s amazing

Yours truly,

- Thoroughly amused Poke

23 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.

Well, your coach, his staff, some transfer players, probably some current players, probably some recruits...but I'll stop there.

23 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles losing the CWS, our coach, our staff, our players and our misguided sense that we were a better destination for coaches than Texas.

FIFY

23 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

we'll take this one on the chin and be fine

I'm sure you'll be taking it on other parts of your face as well.  And y'all are acting perfectly fine already.

23 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

Congrats on being on the aggy baseball team!

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A family member of mine just posted this on FB 😂

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32 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

we finished the season playing for all the marbles. 

Putting that up on your stadium wall soon, I'm sure.  

You know a lot of people blame us for killing the SWC and the Big 12, but I like to think bigger after today and all the bullshit we’ve endured for the past decade plus.  It’s time to demolish the NCAA…

1 hour ago, NoName said:

 

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3 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Jesus we have people here arguing that our roster is comparable to theirs 

You’re  to close to the project boss. So you think all our guys are no good and their guys are the best. The truth is we need pitchers more than hitters. But let’s take all of them and sort it out. THE WINNING TRADITION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS WILL NOT BE ENTRUSTED TO WEAK OR TIMID. 

17 minutes ago, chase25 said:

He should and I hope he does but I’m just saying in the event that Schloss does in fact bring some of these guys that are rumored to follow, that outfield is going to get crowded

Right but I would think he would shuffle guys around. A guy like Borba would sit the bench first while Jace or Gasparino try’s first. I’m just glad we are actually talking about where to put quality guys if spots get tight. 

5 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

A family member of mine just posted this on FB 😂

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Is calling someone a “false ag” not a compliment? 

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36 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

 

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42 minutes ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.

Y'all lost like bitches…

Lulz. You know what doesn’t mean shit? A baseball program that’s never won. Yours.

aggys know plenty about losing like bitches. In everything. 😂

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Gawd that's fascinating and so good. Lol. 

Hey @BurntOrange&White remember all that flack we got about how Pierce had to go? No one better was available, he was good enough so let’s not take our chances. Ain’t nobody bitching now. Thank God CDC said GTFO, this has been even better than I imagined it would be. Fucking A man. Hook em. 

1 hour ago, BornOrange said:

Love how Bijan is joining in even though he never had to deal with aggy

I saw Bijan at a number of games when he was here. Dude loves some baseball 🤘🏽

Schloss needs 55 wins to get to 1,000 in his career.

#55 coming in Omaha next year followed by raising a trophy would be good with me 

The Omaha airport is such a depressing experience. Terrible place to process all that is going on for aggie fans
Erroneous, I've had so many great times there in that one bar they have.
5 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Aggy has still not realized they are not a destination school. 

 

That's what makes them so funny. The delusion.

 

5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

lol no. Are you stupid

 

Helo? Stupid? Are you new here or something? :)

 

1 hour ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

 

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Having followed Texas sports for the better part of 30 years, this is fucking glorious. I don’t care if Schloss is an abject fucking failure here, although I hope, and expect, he will succeed and achieve more than he ever could with little brother. 
 

Texas football is finally back up, just as we crash the SEC and restart our rivalry with the Ags. They edge into a college baseball World Series hoping to become relevant in any major sport since the pre-Hitler days, only to lose the whole thing by a run and have their prized coach leave the next day for the evil Longhorns. Absolute fucking poetry. 
 

Days like today are glorious, hilarious, and will fuel the rivalry - and “evil Texas” rhetoric - for the next 50 years. Enjoy the aggy tears. They’re particularly salty today. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Texas at BlueBell next season will pure fentanyl 

Might as well call it Blue Ball(s) park now. So close to bringing home a championship but instead it’s just a tease. 

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I don’t think it’s tight unless Beyleu comes back. Even still one of those guys can DH, probably Max in that scenario.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t think it’s tight unless Beyleu comes back. Even still one of those guys can DH, probably Max in that scenario.

Max is coming back unless he wants to transfer. Unless I’m missing something and he’s draft eligible? I thought Flores and Thomas were the only draft eligible guys. 

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