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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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1 minute ago, Levi said:

Max is coming back unless he wants to transfer. Unless I’m missing something and he’s draft eligible? I thought Flores and Thomas were the only draft eligible guys. 

For some reason I thought he was a draft eligible soph also but I guess not. Good problem to have 

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  • Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has

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56 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Kendall always brings the scoops. 
You mean they didn’t hammer this deal out in one day?! No waii

1 hour ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

That team that we lost like bitches to in College Station was pretty nice. I think we’ll take it.

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1 hour ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

I mean we beat you last year and it didn't mean shit. Because beating you doesn't really mean anything. 

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1 hour ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles. 

When does the t-shirt hit the market? Just curious ...

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

If that’s true, damn impressive by all sides to keep this under wraps for 2 months 

CDC don't fuck around. 

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1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Having followed Texas sports for the better part of 30 years, this is fucking glorious. I don’t care if Schloss is an abject fucking failure here, although I hope, and expect, he will succeed and achieve more than he ever could with little brother. 
 

Texas football is finally back up, just as we crash the SEC and restart our rivalry with the Ags. They edge into a college baseball World Series hoping to become relevant in any major sport since the pre-Hitler days, only to lose the whole thing by a run and have their prized coach leave the next day for the evil Longhorns. Absolute fucking poetry. 
 

Days like today are glorious, hilarious, and will fuel the rivalry - and “evil Texas” rhetoric - for the next 50 years. Enjoy the aggy tears. They’re particularly salty today. 

Seriously. I don't think I can recall anything any rival did to another in any sport than what just happened.

Under the cloud of us about to join the conference -- with the red carpet rolled out in a way they never received -- that they left us for, to get out of our shadow. On the day of their championship game, we steal their thunder with the firing of Pierce.

"No worries," they think. "They'll talk about us after we win."

But then they lose, losing by just one run in a heartbreaking close game.

"No worries," they cope. "The program is doing great and heading in the right direction!"

And then, just like that, their coaching staff and best players are all heading to Austin.

It's so cruel, and no fan base deserves it more.

3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Kiffin is a National treasure!

19 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Kiffin is a National treasure!

He’s the perfect coach to taunt people we don’t like,  but I’m not sure I would ever want him here.  Leach 2.0.  Ole Miss is a great place for him to maximize my enjoyment of college football.

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He’s the perfect coach to taunt people we don’t like,  but I’m not sure I would ever want him here.  Leach 2.0.  Ole Miss is a great place for him to maximize my enjoyment of college football.

Ole Miss is the Tech of the SEC. He can do his antics for fan entertainment without making the AD uncomfortable.

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

He's gonna die never seeing an aggy championship in a big 3 sport lol

You expect a +250 year lifespan, eh?

Can’t wait. Glad i already have season tickets. 
So pumped now to not see DP’s little weasel face

We at least left you with your bubbles, aggy. 

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sometimes you want a nice cabernet, sometimes you want a nice single malt.  No need to pick nits.

A nice chianti and fava beans, please. Silence of the ewe lovers.

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42 minutes ago, Deej said:

We at least left you with your bubbles, aggy. 

Uh oh - about that...

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6 hours ago, chase25 said:

We really pillaged the entire A&M baseball program lol. Them boys got off the team bus after getting back from Omaha, high fived a bunch of A&M fans congratulating them, then all of them packed their shit for Texas. Not a single assistant stayed…

I don’t think A&M has had a more sobering reality check in their history, and that is saying something

 

 

The benefit of cognitive dissonance is that it doesn't matter what reality is....aggy can still deny it.  

I will say, it's hard to believe that the players will all come over but good on them if they do.  Part of maturation is realizing it's time to leave a cult and most employers will now know that aggy is basically like going to ACC to get extra credits before transferring to Texas. 

 

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7 hours ago, Danimal said:

The Omaha airport is such a depressing experience. Terrible place to process all that is going on for aggie fans

 

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7 hours ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

You should post more.

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’ve always enjoyed having 77-0 on them.  But I gotta admit…this feels much worse.  Oof

Best part of that 77-0 is that there was still 2-3 minutes left in 3rd quarter

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Best part of that 77-0 is that there was still 2-3 minutes left in 3rd quarter

4th quarter running clock as well, yes?

8 hours ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

Yes! I need more aggy over here. I love the delusion they bring. Yes aggy the multi decade dominance will continue. It’s not about the coach you hire it’s just aggy is never gonna miss a beat! We’re just trying to come close to the blue blood program aggy runs.

The best finish by a big 3 aggy sports team in nearly a century, and it didn’t come until the coach was already committed to leave and come to Austin.

That fact would turn me into the joker if I was one of them.

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Seriously. I don't think I can recall anything any rival did to another in any sport than what just happened.

Under the cloud of us about to join the conference -- with the red carpet rolled out in a way they never received -- that they left us for, to get out of our shadow. On the day of their championship game, we steal their thunder with the firing of Pierce.

"No worries," they think. "They'll talk about us after we win."

But then they lose, losing by just one run in a heartbreaking close game.

"No worries," they cope. "The program is doing great and heading in the right direction!"

And then, just like that, their coaching staff and best players are all heading to Austin.

It's so cruel, and no fan base deserves it more.

Ain’t it glorious? Just fuckin glorious 

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

But then they lose by just one run in a heartbreaking close game. "No worries," they cope. "The program is doing great and heading in the right direction!" And then, just like that, their coaching staff and best players are all heading to Austin.

It's so cruel, and no fan base deserves it more.

 

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11 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

CDC put his sack on Gomer’s head and made him wear testicle earmuffs. Damn, it’s good to be a gangsta!

 

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9 hours ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

Be happy we don’t want…..checks notes……Mike Elko. That’s his name, right?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Best part of that 77-0 is that there was still 2-3 minutes left in 3rd quarter

Don’t forget that, per mutual coaches agreement, they ran the clock nonstop in the fourth quarter. 

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Looks like whoever ran the Barstool A&M page got fired. All those unhinged tweets have been deleted. 

14 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

Can’t wait for my Mac Weiner jersey

Sounds like a bad marketing campaign at McDonald’s. 

8 hours ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

You're being TCU football from two years ago. 

Go enjoy your championship series participant banner ceremony at Mediocre Ice Cream Park.  But next time you see Disch-Falk on tv, notice the 6 national championship banners behind left field.  

There is nothing noteworthy about Texas A&M except your weirdness.  Have you considered being a two-percenter?  It might make interacting with the rest of the world a little more pleasant, for them at least.

You may go now.

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Jace is putting that aggy educashun on display. Your crazy if you don’t want to be apart of that. 

I never thought I would say this, but I have caught myself having fleeting moments of sympathy for some of the aggy players after what they've gone through the last 36 hours.  But that sympathy is eclipsed a million times by the pure joy I get from thinking about how much pain, suffering and bitterness their dipshit goober fan base is going through.  Fuck those mother fuckers.

59 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The best finish by a big 3 aggy sports team in nearly a century, and it didn’t come until the coach was already committed to leave and come to Austin.

That fact would turn me into the joker if I was one of them.

Low key think CDC needs to get Schloss a security detail because at least these two Aggy are def gonna go full Joker and who knows what might happen 

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14 hours ago, The Valtay Corporation said:

You may have taken our coach, but that doesn't mean shit until you beat us.  Y'all lost like bitches in College Station and we finished the season playing for all the marbles.  It's not like the NIL pool and salary kitty at A&M are coming in light, we'll take this one on the chin and be fine.  Enjoy your mercenary coach.  I'm still looking forward to beating your asses again the years to come.

You can take our coach, but you’ll never take our TRADITIONNNNNNNS!

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1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It’s not about the coach you hire it’s just aggy is never gonna miss a beat!

Great corches or shitty corches, you can't deny the consistency of suck that is aggy athletics.

9 hours ago, chase25 said:

We really pillaged the entire A&M baseball program lol. Them boys got off the team bus after getting back from Omaha, high fived a bunch of A&M fans congratulating them, washed their hands to get all the aggy goo off, then all of them packed their shit for Texas. Not a single assistant stayed…

I don’t think A&M has had a more sobering reality check in their history, and that is saying something

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19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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If we are Dastardly, then does that make them Muttley?

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8 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Low key think CDC needs to get Schloss a security detail because at least these two Aggy are def gonna go full Joker and who knows what might happen 

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Anybody want to play Where's Waldo with these guys?  I know they're in this photo...

 

 

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17 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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i think that "downright dastardly" should be the new tagline for the site @immamac

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