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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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I have all these reports that need to get reviewed to get out the door and we do this????

I can't look away from Texags right now.

The work isn't going to do itself.

What was CDC thinking? Couldn't wait until the holiday week?

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2 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

I have all these reports that need to get reviewed to get out the door and we do this????

I can't look away from Texags right now.

The work isn't going to do itself.

What was CDC thinking? Couldn't wait until the holiday week?

LonghornWorld Problems?

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

91 LSU beat Wichita State but both teams came in with 0 losses.  93 LSU beat them again but this time they came in with 1 loss to Wichita State's 0 losses.

I remember the 93 because...karma bitches

29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Seriously? We're finally adding gymnastics????

 

13 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Women's lacrosse would be a very strange choice.

Just relaying what was said on the TSU radio app (guys from the old TheHorn radio).... 

 

57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So the vaunted, yet unidentified A&M 12th man, is literally a bot?  But we don't live in a simulation?  

Anybody else wanna hit of acid?  

It's going to be fun for the normies when hypernovelty sets in and they find out that yeah we do live in a simulation and damn near everything they were taught in the matter based theory of existence is 90% wrong for failing to take consciousness into the equation.
 

 

54 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

That magnificent bastard.

Probably flipped a coin to see if was going to Snook or Dime Box.

Or Manheim, to see a man about a steamroller.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. And look how grateful they are for their success?

This is why they suck. They should be excitedly building on an amazing run. Instead they are going to burn it all down in a fit of nonsensical rage. Schlossnagle came in and worked miracles. They should be thanking him for an amazing job done. It is insane.

They would be gushing about him...were he leaving to manage the Yankees or Dodgers. But sippy is a bridge too far. 

I realize it's aggy so I probably already know the answer, but perhaps they should stop and think before they continue to post the outrage, law suits, phone numbers, and death threats. All of their potential replacement candidates are watching and listening to everything that is being posted / said.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Katy tracks. 

 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Katy seems to have too many orentals to be aggy

 

 

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's going to be fun for the normies when hypernovelty sets in and they find out that yeah we do live in a simulation and damn near everything they were taught in the matter based theory of existence is 90% wrong for failing to take consciousness into the equation.
 

 

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2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I definitely don't think many people are denying it. I just think that today, after having taken their coaching staff and at least one pitching recruit -and also after opening up more recruitments and sending some of their players into the portal- that they're not on that tier above anymore. 

They're not.  They are a very long way from it, in fact.

That program has been detonated.

26 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I realize it's aggy so I probably already know the answer, but perhaps they should stop and think before they continue to post the outrage, law suits, phone numbers, and death threats. All of their potential replacement candidates are watching and listening to everything that is being posted / said.

You already know the answer.

1 hour ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

“is renowned for its strong athletic programs”

I stopped right there. Strong aggy delusion 

Kind of similar, I scrolled down to see how many people gave the laughing emoji.  

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

To add on: That name cropped off at the very top is Justin Seely, who coached at A&M under Childress for 12 years.


So a select program that was likely already pushing kids to A&M is going to continue doing it…shocking. 

35 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I realize it's aggy so I probably already know the answer, but perhaps they should stop and think before they continue to post the outrage, law suits, phone numbers, and death threats. All of their potential replacement candidates are watching and listening to everything that is being posted / said.

That's why they have to hire coaches who are 100% aggy.

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schloss·en·freu·de

/ˈSHläsənˌfroidə/

noun- When one derives amusement from watching people lose their minds online because another school hired away their baseball coach.

 

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

That magnificent bastard.

Probably flipped a coin to see if was going to Snook or Dime Box.

Dime Box would have been way more appropriate because he dropped a YUGE dime right down their neck …

Sounds VERY unofficial. Would also be bullshit for us to add WOMEN’S LACROSSE before men’s soccer. 

5 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

1989. Wichita State

CBS took over the broadcast that year and wanted a one game winner take all Championship game (instead of the usual double elimination) for viewing stakes. No way they beat us twice. Still pissed about that one.

The only funny thing about that game is my son’s soccer coach in South Austin claimed to have played on that WSU team as a P/OF. About 10 years later, I searched the WSU Shockers athletic page to verify, and he was neither on that team nor had he ever lettered for WSU.

He also claimed to have left his professor position at UT to teach at one of the private schools in Austin because UT put too much pressure on him to publish instead of teach. Not sure if I buy that UT bit given his bs baseball story. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

But aggy never changes.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

 

This drama might do for college baseball what Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese did for WBB. At least a little bit

Just now, Armybrat said:

But aggy never changes.


UT too, for that matter. Go piss excellence and win 

23 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Sounds VERY unofficial. Would also be bullshit for us to add WOMEN’S LACROSSE before men’s soccer. 

Have to add a women's sport to add spending for a men's sport, to stay compliant with Title IX. We should be playing men's volleyball, too. Crazy that we aren't.

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5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Can we merge these three threads @immamac?

No thanks, we don't have enough threads imo

35 minutes ago, Cajun said:

They're not.  They are a very long way from it, in fact.

That program has been detonated.

Really great detective work there, guys.  I wasn't talking about going forward, I was talking about the past few years.  They were better than us.  That's why we hired their coach.  Now they're fucked.  Are we all on the same page or are we going to continue to parse this shit six ways from Sunday?

9 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Can we merge these three threads @immamac?

No. The other thread is all aggy misery. When I see this thread pop up it’s usually actual info about the team, portal, etc.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Which 3? 

Atleast the two 2025 baseball threads, but maybe the coaching search thread as well. Idk. Your call.

20 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Sounds VERY unofficial. Would also be bullshit for us to add WOMEN’S LACROSSE before men’s soccer. 

 

8 minutes ago, wood said:

Have to add a women's sport to add a men's sport, to stay compliant with Title IX. We should be playing men's volleyball, too. Crazy that we aren't.

THIS ^^^.

THANKS Wood.

Didn't think I needed to spell it out. 🤷‍♂️

@jimmyjazzI was responding to another poster and completely agreeing with you.  

Tough day?

Now they're fucked = They've been detonated.  Saying the same thing using different descriptors isn't parsing. We are, in fact, on the exact same page.

 

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Really great detective work there, guys.  I wasn't talking about going forward, I was talking about the past few years.  They were better than us.  That's why we hired their coach.  Now they're fucked.  Are we all on the same page or are we going to continue to parse this shit six ways from Sunday?

Do you even Surly bro?

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Really great detective work there, guys.  I wasn't talking about going forward, I was talking about the past few years.  They were better than us.  That's why we hired their coach.  Now they're fucked.  Are we all on the same page or are we going to continue to parse this shit six ways from Sunday?

I vote for parse.

classless slime longhorns... these one liners are exactly what displays exactly what it means to be a longhorn... ZERO class, cocky spoiled little that no one wants to be like.  You are a bunch of Godless souls with zero honor, zero respect and not an ounce of worthiness.  Your forty acres is what the joke is now... the country is appalled by your never before lack of integrity.  You are the laughing stock and don't even know it.   

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I still really want verification on the select club spurning Texas. I am serious, it would serve to hurt aggy recruiting enormously if I had concrete evidence I could share. DM me if you want to keep it SSS. I can get it to the right select coaches and it would hurt not only that org, but aggy. All names redacted of course.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Really great detective work there, guys.  I wasn't talking about going forward, I was talking about the past few years.  They were better than us.  That's why we hired their coach.  Now they're fucked.  Are we all on the same page or are we going to continue to parse this shit six ways from Sunday?

 

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7 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Tough day?

Yup, worst in a while.  Dealing with my wife's health issues.  Sorry I snapped.

3 hours ago, Hornstrader said:

Which means Texas is paying $2.7 million of Jimbo's buyout

Four months worth?

23 minutes ago, wood said:

Have to add a women's sport to add spending for a men's sport, to stay compliant with Title IX. We should be playing men's volleyball, too. Crazy that we aren't.

Adding men's volleyball before men's soccer would be lunacy.

26 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

This drama might do for college baseball what Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese did for WBB. At least a little bit

Everybody will have forgotten come February.

Well...we won't, but normal non-A&M and non-UT people.

2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Women's lacrosse would be a very strange choice.

This is a good one.  Probably have 35 girls on the team.  Lots of scholarship balance.  Its also a good sport for girls to grow up playing.  

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Florida and Vanderbilt both have it lol 

I think Florida plays in the Big 12.  I kind of like the idea of adding Womens LAX to keep on winning Big 12 trophies.  Love trolling Yormark.

https://big12sports.com/news/2024/2/20/big-12-adds-affiliates-in-lacrosse-rowing.aspx

 

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38 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Sounds VERY unofficial. Would also be bullshit for us to add WOMEN’S LACROSSE before men’s soccer. 

Title IX.  Need to balance scholarships.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Everybody will have forgotten come February.

Well...we won't, but normal non-A&M and non-UT people.

SEC baseball fans seem to be taking sides and they may still care but if someone is not an avid college baseball fan they will forget long before February.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Or Manheim, to see a man about a steamroller.

Dude, that was terrible. 

Respect.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Adding men's volleyball before men's soccer would be lunacy.

Why? Thousands of boys in this state don’t play volleyball; they do play soccer. 

24 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@closetojumping

I still really want verification on the select club spurning Texas. I am serious, it would serve to hurt aggy recruiting enormously if I had concrete evidence I could share. DM me if you want to keep it SSS. I can get it to the right select coaches and it would hurt not only that org, but aggy. All names redacted of course.

It’s 12. 

Baseball finally delivers gymnastics to us after all this time. Is there anything UT Baseball cannot bring to this great University? Well...besides Men's Soccer.

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