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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!

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I texted a news article of this to my aggy neighbor. She texted back the middle finger emoji. I love this. lol

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  • Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has

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6 minutes ago, deter said:

KBTX sports up next. 

Pretty tame. They know their place.

31 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

It’s a shame O’Dowd is out of eligibility just as schloss is getting here.

True, and regrettable, but Cody Howard could still return.

Guess aggy and their schtick about jimbo's buyout coming from university funds and not donors are learning that cash is fungible after all

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Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy fans seem to be taking this well. This is the classy bunch we're told to admire and aspire to be like:

This is what happens when delusion meets reality and you’ve put all your hopes, dreams and self worth into a middling D1 sports department.

 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

Nope. Not at all. 

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

lol no. Are you stupid

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Wow. Pierce kicked a player off the team? Players rebelled! WOW. FCB reporting now. 

Details?  Had to go to H.R. after a player altercation after the Big 12 tourney?

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

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30 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Holy shit!! This is all just too delicious 

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Hope you’ll be able to patch yourself up there Florence Nightingale

From what? They’re a culture of pussies. 

18 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Aggy has still not realized they are not a destination school. 

Aggy is that girl we all know who's a 5, but she thinks she's a 9.

 

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

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  • immamac changed the title to Texas Baseball 2025 - Show Me A Schloss

CD motherfucking C

There's got a meme in here somewhere that has the Aggie catcher as their AD and his mitt is the contract extension they want to offer Schlossnagle as the UTenn baserunner.  Who manages to escape the Aggie germs and touches home plate which is UT-Austin.  

The Aggies are really not gonna like what happens this November.  But backwards gonna backward.  

Got onto youtube to see what podcast are out and the Salt video suggestion is in a perfect spot. Lets rub it hard.

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

This might be the most egregiously insulting thing that’s been done to a rival sports team that I can remember. Holy fuck it’s beautiful.

And we were all present to enjoy this slice of pie.  All pie is good pie.  Took a little tour thru texags forum, those people are delusional.  CDC and Bevo dropped our pants and put the biggest tea bag right square on that aggy head.  Happy Days.

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

 

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I told you motherfuckers in the other thread this was going to become the narrative.  

Just bring their entire roster. Their 1st base is out of eligibility and we have JT. But other than that, maybe Flores, bring their whole damn team 

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I gotta take a break.

I've never done this much at once before.

The chef’s kiss, 

Schloss signed for a dollar less than what the ags were paying him

 

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I just can't right now.  It's amazing.

I don't think this could have been done in a way that was any more publicly humiliating to aggy.  I'm trying to think of how, and I really can't come up with it.  They manage to get themselves to the biggest stage in college baseball, and of course they lose.  And before the spotlight shifts, we enter from off-stage and step directly into the spotlight, rob them and knock them down, and then walk off the stage as the spotlight follows us, never to return to aggy.  Aggy is left laying on the ground.  In the dark.  

Crying.

But that's the public part.

Equally amazing is the "private" part of it--what they're saying in their conversations among themselves.  They've actually worked themselves into a conspiracy theory whereby Schloss has been a secret Longhorn agent who . . . and I'm still trying to understand this . . . got them to the National Championship series with the intent . . . again--I'm still trying to understand this . . . of losing.  But aside from the incomprehensibility of it all, think about the psychological trauma this evidences.  They genuinely think that we're in a position that is so superior to them that we would (and, more importantly, could) pay off their coach to throw a national championship.  It's insane.  But it's in equal part just . . . really sad.

And by "sad," I mean fucking awesome and amazing to behold.

I just can't right now.  It's too much.  Even for me.  I mean, it's like if you gave Robert Downey Jr. a roll-aboard full of cocaine in 1997.  I mean, he would want to do it all in one sitting.  He'd probably try to do so.  But really, it's just so goddamned much that even I can't do that much aggy misery in one night.

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

I'm gonna assume that you predicted an aggy sweep and Schloss signing a lifetime deal the Monday after?

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“The key to the game is capital reserves. If you don't have enough, you can't piss in the tall weeds with the big dogs.”

 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol “money whip Vitello”

Yeah, that was my favorite.

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